Any Good Jokes?

[PappaJohn]

Sarah's husband died. He had $30,000 to his name. After everything was done at the funeral home and cemetery, Sarah told her closest friend Gert, that there is none of the $30,000 left.

Gert said, "How can that be?

Sarah said, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500, and I spent another $500 for the wake, food ad drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

Gert asked, "$22,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big is it?"

Sarah replied, "Three carats."