Any Good Jokes?

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Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it’s much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they get back too?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as "4's"?

If a mime is arrested do they tell him
he has the right to talk?

If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a parsley farmer is sued
do they garnish his wages?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If someone with multiple personalities
threatens suicide….is it considered a hostage situation?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?