twas the morning of the opening
and all through the shed
the boars were so restless
the sows in their bed
The Struthers company was ready to move
and the Boar Stud facility was all in the groove
With roving reporters and all the good news today
it was time for this company to go all the way
When on this board there arose such a clatter
I had to look and see what was the matter
I signed on to the bull with lightening speed
and the good news today was all that I need
The chance of rain that was forcasted didn't mean spits
it was grand opening day, time to see the new piglets
when all of a sudden my thoughts became clear
I was thinking of the piglets that were mentioned on here
There were seven in all, the magnificent ones
that were born recently, with minimal funds
the embryos did not originate in those wonderful sows
they were transplanted non-surgically - holy cows!
As I thought about those piglets, my step filled with bounce
and I'd call them by name but their names aren't announced
But you can bet, we will hear names today
and then I will call them in a sweet kind of way
Those piglets are so lean and disease free too
there are many who may prosper, maybe me, maybe you
but one thing is certain about those seven today
they are the first in the world to be born that way
Non surgically is the key word, and this is no game
Struthers is the first in the world who can make that claim
seven healthy piglets, and now also to boot
the opening of the Boar Stud facility should be a real hoot
With roving reporters and shareholders there
and good news wednesday to show that we care
Now I must go to work, this is not the best rhyme
and I would have done it sooner, but ran out of time
So to everyone here that frequents this thread
Please keep you eyes out for pigs overhead
You never know when the pigs will fly
have a great day, time for me to say goodbye
