Any Good Jokes?

[PappaJohn]

TRUISMS

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when
you're in deep water.

Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not
have had a very exciting youth

How come it takes so little time for a child
who is afraid of the dark to become a
teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because
they demonstrate how many people a company
can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel
younger than everyone else looks?

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent
job.

No one has more driving ambition than the boy
who wants to buy a car

There are no new sins....the old ones just
get more publicity.

There are worse things than getting a call
for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a
right number.

No one ever says "It's only a game" when
their team is winning.

How come we choose from just two people for
president and 50 for Miss America?

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness
will make him wag his tail.

One of the quickest ways for a young man to
fail in life is to work so hard the boss will
think he's after his job

If you don't have a sense of humor, you
probably don't have any sense at all.

Seat belts are not as confining as
wheelchairs.

You know you're old when you reach down to
get the wrinkles out of your panty hose and
realize you aren't wearing any.

I've reached the age where the happy hour is
a nap