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Of course I have 'Status', I'm the Count of Melted Crisco, after all
CountOfMeltedCrisco
Of course I have 'Status', I'm the Count of Melted Crisco, after all
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Of course I have 'Status', I'm the Count of Melted Crisco, after all
| Personal Info | |
|---|---|
| Location: | I'm bad, I'm Nationwide! |
| Investment Philosophy: |
2+2 = 5 IF... you know 'New Math' Miracles only happen in Jimmy Stewart Christmas movies; don't expect any here in the stock market. |
| Occupation: | Shameless Paid Pumping Pimp-Shill for every notorious penny stock scam that ever was, or ever will be! |
| Hobby: | Provoking shrieks of apoplexy from the hopeless, the helpless, the hapless, the clueless, the confused, the bewildered, and especially..... Bashers! ( Wait! They're all of the aforementioned. Never mind! ) |
| Favorite Quote: | "Dukey? If this thing blows up, the Feds will be the least of our problems!" |
| Person I'd Like to Meet: | Myself, of course |
| Favorite Movie: |
Any starring ME! 
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| Favorite Artist: | Myself, of course |
| Favorite Team: |
Rocky and Bullwinkle vs Boris and Natasha "Is clever trick of Moose and Squirrel !" |
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