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Yes I have status, it makes me even more insufferable than I already am.
MrGoldenRooster
Yes I have status, it makes me even more insufferable than I already am.
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Yes I have status, it makes me even more insufferable than I already am.
| Personal Info | |
|---|---|
| Location: | The Chicken Ranch, of course. |
| Investment Philosophy: | Buying what you're selling, and selling what you're buying. Thanks for the C A $ H, 'Sparky. |
| Occupation: | Amoral, criminally-insane psychopath and part-time professional misanthrope. No wait, full-time professional misanthrope. |
| Hobby: | Standing around down at the nearest Greyhound Station going "Pssssst! Little girl? Want some candy?". Provoking apoplexy so as to induce cerebral aneurisms in people I detest. I'm the "know-it-all" that everyone loves to hate, until they need what I know. Then I'm a hero, of course. Isn't human hypocrisy wonderful? |
| Favorite Links: |
Johnsonville Sweet Italian
Pebble Beach |
| Favorite Quote: | "I only use my prodigious powers of evil to do good." |
| Person I'd Like to Meet: | Myself, of course. |
| Favorite Movie: | Any starring ME, of course! |
| Favorite Artist: | Myself, of course. |
| Favorite Team: | Congress. ( Haha! Thought I was going to say "Myself", didn't you? ) |
| Default Signature: | I don't have "humble" opinions and never will!, so if you can't deal with that, just do us both a favour and put me on ignore! |
