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I am officially bailing out, y’all. I thought throwing steady jabs at Numb-Nuts and the Bonehead would have agitated them enough to get off their buttocks and come through for their investors, but they couldn’t care less what we think we deserve. But, don’t fret my friends, I leave you in the good hands of the Patient Ninja. His analysis will provide you with cash riches to last a lifetime. - As Bob Grant used to say before he passed away - “ Straight Ahead!”
Good news, people. John Matthews has found his bottom. Now if he can only take his lodged head out of it, maybe, he will begin to see the light of day, and the error of his ways.
I stand corrected - A new bottom is approaching. We are Inching ever so close to 0.0001. C’mon fellas we can make it. From there, 0.0003 looks attainable. Matthews must be so proud of his accomplishments. I wonder if his family calls him So(u)nny, because he’s so bright.
I am switching to bullish now. I think 0.0003 is achievable, assuming Ninja keeps buying of ten dollars worth of shares every week.
We are hitting the one-thousandth double bottom, which could mean a big runup to 0.0003. Call your brokers! This is the buy signal the Ninja has been waiting for since 2001. Proctologists, take note! John Mathews? Take another nap. You seem a bit sleepy.
You must have heard the joke - A Proctologist is a job where you start at the bottom and stay there. Well, GAHC started at the bottom, and it stayed there too. Bottom feeders beware. It is apparent that Numb-Nuts and the Bonehead talk out of their bottoms, which can also explain why reading the quarterly reports stink of deception.
April Showers bring May Flowers –
This election is about balance of power-
How do you think we got Truman and Eisenhower?
2024 will be Biden versus Trump
Even a third party may be on the stump.
Crypto platforms could provide a voting bump.
If John Matthews would get off his big rump.
Ohhh, If only he went to Harvard or Yale –
If only he knew George Bush or Dan Quayle –
Instead, we got Vandeweigh and Bacardi-
Oh, if he only knew Vince Lombardi.
Sadly, instead, we continue to be misled-
We have only to blame Numb-Nuts and the Bonehead-
Stock hanging around ..0003
In just a few months you can own it for free.
High volume having big impact to the upside. I anticipate a parabolic wave any second now. If my instincts are correct, we could see 0.0003 sometime tomorrow. Looking good people. Matthews gave the buy signal, or was that the bye signal. I get soooooo confused.
There is talk of 2036 Federal/State and City Crypto Voting platforms taking over the entire electoral process. John Matthews (Numbnuts) will be 102 years old. In a recent interview, Numbnuts has confessed that he is an avid fan of distorting the truth. He has admitted his inability to rein in corporate spending too. Devil Dogs, Ding Dongs, and Ring Dings have cost the company tens of thousands of dollars this year alone! His Dog Twinkie has offered to take over the budget to prevent Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing, but Matthew’s is refusing to change his diet and will not concede to his doggie. Woof!
Meanwhile, Kathryn Weisbeck (Bonehead) is in the kitchen, cooking up her next scheme. The plan under her consideration is to capitalize on their core strengths by setting up a whole new company. The name being tossed around is “Getting it wrong” Behind closed doors they are secretly recruiting the Impatient Ninja to be the new CTO for demonstrating his innate ability to roll gutter balls even with bumpers in place. This company will go public under the symbol MWRN. Think people, think… They are planning a 1 for 50 reverse split one week after the IPO. For every share you buy, you get a box of Milk Duds, compliments of Sir Numbnuts.
MOOOOOOOOOW-RON
Can we finally conclude the relationship between Bitcoin and GAHC no longer exists? Or will some of you continue to tout this absurd connection? You mislead people into losing money. Have a conscience.
A rhyme can be sublime, and it doesn’t cost a dime. Here’s a little factoid- with (10) ten cents, ten big ones, man- bottom feeders can buy more than 300 shares of GAHC! Ninja, do the math- Buy, buy, buy!!!
I will continue to “Poke the Bear” (although in this case it is poke the Gorilla) until he delivers on his talking points. Thus far, he has failed miserably. Maybe intentionally keeping investors at bay, but his slick maneuvering is shameful. Below is the newest poke:
Testing new lows may entice some bottom feeders to join the fray.
It may even be a smart play for those that trade this stock every day.
But if you bought in some years back, and you are hoping for this train to get back on track,
I would hold up on buying that shiny new Cadillac.
Numbnuts and Bonehead will have to sell their expensive cars-
They’ll have no use for them while behind Iron bars.
More news circulating on the whereabouts of Numbnuts and Bonehead-
They were seen getting into a Prisioner Transport vehicle, for processing and lock-up on Rykers Island in New York.
Asked if he had a statement for the media – Numb-nuts shouted “I am guilty, until proven an ignorant Meatball.” Bonehead chimed in with -“I am guilty until proven very, very guilty.”
It’s a messy case, said, the Impatient Ninja – court appointed lawyer for the partners in crime. On one hand you have a parabolic, symbiotic, melancholic, alcoholic, vitriolic, hyperbolic argument, and on the other hand, you have a five fingers. Two are in my nose, two are in my ears, and the other well, you figure it out.
Stay tuned:
***ALERT*** EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY- NEW NAME CHANGES.
From this day forward, John Mathews will be referred to as NUMB-NUTS and Kathryn Weisbeck will be referred to as BONE-HEAD. Lets wish NumbNuts and the BoneHead the best of luck in Prison.
Almost at zero folks. Just a few more ignorant comments from the Patient Ninja should get us there. Of course I will have to find a new platform to vent on, but it will be well worth it to see Magilla Gorilla and the Grifter pay for their follies.
Two things men should never do: Don’t mess with another mans wife and never steal peoples hard earned money for your own selfish gain. Honesty trumps all!
Even a crypto surge won’t make up for 5-8 years of lies and broken promises from the CEO and the President of GAHC and GES, Trust and confidence in these two clowns has dictated their ultimate demise. No amateur investor spewing out false comments will make a bit of difference. As the lumberjack says…TIMBER!!!!
Crypto continues to push forward, and just notice how GAHC is moving right along with it. Ninja, you have done this site a grave injustice. You have been so irresponsible with advising other people with false data analysis. How can anyone who has so much to say, be on the wrong side of things every single time?
I thought John Matthews credibility was in the crap house, but you have set a new bar, dude.
GAHC is a family-run business, and, nothing more. It should have never been approved for public trading. The company has a handful of mediocre employees, the CEO is nothing more than an oversized Gorilla with a pea brain, and the President is so incompetent that she failed at handling the role of Investor relations. She would hand off questions to the Magilla to answer. In other words, she was a Gal Friday. What she does Monday-Thursday is peel the Gorilla's bananas when his feet get tired. This loser stock is hovering at 0.0003 in the year 2024! That has to blow every logical-thinking person's mind. Ninja? Are you still out there in fantasy land? Are those mushrooms strong enough? All I can say is you Bulls are IGNANT if you don't see the con by now.
Oh, I almost forgot- Investors Hub - you are late on my royalty payments. The way I figure it, Ninja owes you money for that BS he unloads on your site. If you charge by the pound, it should be a squash.
Go Fly A Kite Airlines put out a press release today saying GAHC is flapping its wings and could soar to unimagined heights. One reporter asked what it could mean for investors, and, CEO .Dick Dastardly replied: This stock should rocket to 0.0005 per/share. Spokesperson Mutley, concurred.
This is hilarious. 224 Million shares trading hands and the stock is down. Incredible. Only Magila Gorilla can have this kind of effect.
…and there it is. 60 million shares trading hands and the stock goes nowhere, We have been down this road a thousand times before. Volume means nothing with this stock, Neither does the price of Crypto coins. If both crypto and share volume had any impact - the stock would be a penny plus. They have not moved the needle in years… You can thank Magilla Gorilla and the Grifter for their false promises and dishonest ways. When you cannot trust what comes out of a CEO’s mouth, what they say is worthless, just like the price of this stock.
It’s another swing and a miss for Krazy Kat and Lil Ignatz. 3000 strikes and you’reeeeeee OUT!
Yes, something is brewing - your coffee. This stock is a dog with deer ticks. It isn’t going up and we have not seen the bottom yet. Even if 50M shares trade hands, the stock will still hover between 0.0002 -0.0006.
Wrong again, Ninja! It looks like you may have to wait another 20 years before you see your first Mil. By then, 1 Million will have the buying power of a hundred bucks. Good luck with that.
Are you familiar with the story of the Boy that cried wolf? Woof! Woof!
No place for this stock to go, but DOWN!. The team of Krazy and Little Ignatz robbing us blind. Never you mind, Ninja says 0.005 is the new bottom. Look out below!!!!!
That ‘s your contribution to the conversation? You have to do better than that. So, big deal, Super Tuesday has nothing to with GAHC. What is your point? If this is your full throated endorsement for a company that has been allegedly trying to jump into federal elections and change the way America votes, then it’s a weak one. So, far the only thing this Company’s voting technology is good for is class president elections, Milk monitor hand raising tallies and maybe if all systems are operating well, Blackboard eraser selections. Bottom line? GAHC/GES has been a failure on multiple levels for anyone who has invested in it. Regrettably, I am one of those dimwits. The way I see it, there is no future for this company or its proprietary software. Way too many companies have passed them by already. This is nothing more than a family run business that makes enough money for them to keep the scam going. Period!
March 5th is SuperTuesday- yes,folks you heard it here. Another big voting event before the highly contentious November elections. I am overnighting this news to the San Diego Zoo Keeper to inform the caged Gorilla that he has missed another feeding frenzy. No bananas for you Magila!
Who was it that said Penny stocks make no cents?
Thankfully, I have a Magic 8 Ball. And it says, “ tread lightly here, a new bottom is coming.” I asked my eight ball this: Is the Ninja playing with a full deck? The 8 ball replied: “37 cards on a good day.” The Little Bees agrees.
The Gorilla is considering a stock symbol change from GAHC TO DUD. - The Magic 8 ball says “signs point to yes”
One possibility for zero volume today - Hear me out - I have discussed this theory with several pundits, and collectively, we believe that the one and only Magilla Gorilla has been caught stealing one to many Bananas and is now being shipped to the San Diego Zoo and could soon reside in captivity for the remainder of his non-productive years.. Another theory floating around is that the Grifter has been a drifter for way too long, and, she is now on the run, Authorities have reported that multiple dog catchers are on her tail. It won’t be long before she too is jailed.
There is no Crypto connection you impetuous dunderhead. Even Magilla Gorilla, has denied any connection.
I must say though - you batting average of 0.000 is very much in line with GAHC’s batting average of 0.0004. You both are underachieving and inconsequential.
Congrats on those stats.
Now, where was I? Oh, yes, I was about to do my daily “poke the bear” segment- Hey Magilla Gorilla- Just in case you and the Grifter have been smoking those Banana Peels, I would like to remind you before you shift back into a state of euphoric high, that we are approaching March 2024. Do you have any plans for actually moving this pathetic company forward? Yours truly- Little Bees
I couldn’t agree more. What’s more your statement is the most sensible thing you have shared on this site so far.
So, yes, by all means- I welcome your enthusiasm. It is my hope that you will provide some context going forward, but as my good friend Boxer says, - and I am paraphrasing here - this site is all about opposing opinions.. Ninja is the only exception…LOL
Wow - they are coming out of the woodwork like termites, people. It must be that Gen-Z virus that is spreading across the nation. It's very contagious, from what I hear. Wear a mask from ear to ear - Magilla Gorilla - have no fear; You're too old to catch a cold. Just keep eating those Bananas like all apes do- Use your feet, and the Grifters too. Don't forget to remove your shoes.
280,000 shares is another solid day of trading? Are you sipping the same Kool-Aid as our resident fantasizer?
Those shares equate to about $150.00. Unless this is your version of a comedy sketch, you need take it down a few notches.
All good here, Canes. I hope you are well. We just banter back and forth having some harmless fun. Matthews has morphed into Magilla Gorilla, but other than that things remain status quo. Stock is still a D-U-D.
Annexed, please find little bees “sugary” projections for 2024 - GAHC will undoubtedly miss out on the 2024 Federal elections. It will cost them dearly- and us too. Crypto may have its day in the sun this year- BUT- it will have little or no impact on our stock. Magilla, is now the first to admit there is no crypto connection. (Not so when he was in high pitch mode) Many of us here were convinced it was a crypto based company 5-8 years ago. So, what do we have here? Well, they blew the fed elections for third time, crypto can hit 100k and we may see a minuscule bump up- but only because many GAHC investors live in fantasy land. it will be so short lived, that if you blink, you will miss it. Price range for 2024? 0.0002-0.0008 assuming the kiss of death takes a hiatus. A better play may be the banana commodity market. I hear Magilla and the Grifter are polishing off bushels on an hourly basis. Go Magilla!
Yes, happy Monday thru Friday fellow investors. There is much to celebrate - GAHC isn’t one of them, but hey, smile and the world smiles with you. Just a teaspoon of sugar… - Oh, an I remain bearish. I still say Magilla is a big goofy Gorilla.
Hey Magilla, what’s the deal? Crypto is up, election fever is peaking, tech has been on fire for the last 6 months or so, and you and the Grifter are peeling bananas with your feet. The clock is ticking you oversized monkey. The stock is still in the cellar. By the way- nice move on the quarterly 2 dollar payouts. Now lets see you cut your unlimited expense accounts, You know - the Car write-offs, dinners, drinks, parties, home office deductions, etc. Who needs a salary when you write off all of your living expenses. You may be deceptively clever, but no one with a modicum of intelligence is buying your BS.
Given the new sugary flavor of our dialogue, I deem it appropriate to come up with a more suitable name for our illustrious CEO - John Matthews- How does Magilla Gorilla grab you?
Magilla Gorilla it is; Henceforth, John Mathews will be referred to as Magilla. May I offer up my profound congratulations for this promotion. Grifter? Sit tight. I’m thinking on you…Perhaps the Angry Hippo? Not sure yet. I will be back to you directly.
Little Bee’s will bring those two to their knees.
2-4-6-8 WHO DO WE APPRECIATE? THE SWINDLER, THE SWINDLER, YEAH, SWINDLER
1-3-5-9 WHO DRINKS LIKE FINE WINE? THE GRIFTER, THE GRIFTER, YEAH, GRIFTER
1-2-3-4 WHO THINKS THIS STOCK CAN HIT $1.04? ME, ME, LITTLE BEE.
Fair point. I will lay off the bean head and refocus my attention on positivity.