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Only a loon would ask such a question.
**Jumper Jailed for Hot Tub Tapes**
Our mutual little clown buddy reached me on my cell at the bada bing.
Speaking of cells, Jump is apparently spending quality time in the SI lock up with common hustlers and sissy spamers.
"Those words are in the dictionary" he exclaimed! Then he mumbled some biblical phrases like "The Truth Shall Set Them Free" and "Judgement is mine sayeth Jumper"
Myth, I noticed the other day the figure skating association banned backwards spread eagles and upside down splits because panty visuals would offend the audience.
This country seems to headed down the yellow brick morality road on the way to meet the wizard.
>>pointin' finger types are a bunch of nutballs<<
yeah, Jump told me some funny stories about them over some screwballs (OJ & Vodka)
he said something about how he held a special place in his smoke filled heart for those Point & Finger chart chasing clowns.
Mind you, he was fully loaded, as is often the case, but he said that those point and finger folks should be placed in the lambs book of life for buyin' his stocks above NAV (no idea what that means)
Personally, I used to subscribe to the point & finger method but I gave that sh*t up in the seventh grade when I girl named Sue said she was willing to...(rhymes with shoe)
Lenny Bruce- Back for More, ready to compete against those wall street w**res
Jumper, chairman mao deleted my post also
I simply asked her is she was a hustler
JXM, you sound like that point and finger trader jump told me about.
Jump said it was some sort of freaky coven
(I am his new broker...and I set him up w/ groovy chicks when I get a chance)
LMAO Mr. Myth - trading range about 2B toast
'How do you know' you ask? Dude, I just came back from the dead - I get access to all kinds of neat s*it.
BTW, is it just me or is that Sacramento team an ugly bunch of basketball players :)
To is a Preposition, Come is a Verb
Dow gave good rhythm
Came quick, don’t matter
Proud to report – Sold Short –
Go by feel – TA for turkeys – Beef Jerky Shrink D*nk
Let ‘em splatter – Big & Pink- I need a drink
Size of portfolio no matter to me,
It’s how you use it brother – makes the ladies chatter
To is a preposition, Come is a Verb
(faster) To is a preposition, Come is a Verb
Jump what a card
Layin’ it on the line, like a re*ard
Sublime, on-time, homey can bust a freaky rhyme
Brother is dark – Like Jackson Pollock -
Judgmental Joker, hard core smoker,
Drinker, fighter, midnight typer, xtra-hyper
Like a candle burnin’ from both ends too fast
Brother scares me into thinkin- he will not last
User, abuser, hard core chooser
His time may be short – we shall see
Old Souls drop body fast – like me G
To is a preposition, Come is a Verb
(Even faster) To is a preposition, Come is a Verb
Shall cap capping -
Love ‘em and leave ‘em
Prices say they are hardly breathin’
Got so drunk w/ Jump last night I am almost heavin’
(Super fast – NASA rocket blast)
To Come
To Come, To Come
To Come, To Come
Talking heads with stocks to sell
'Don’t fight the Fed", beggin' you to crawl into bed
'but I don't give he*d'
"Clown sounds" like a cheap ho for rent
Some day soon - those looks may be spent
Downtown hustlers, bound for hell
Brooks Brothers Suits have no appeal
I'll laugh when they squeal – get real
New deal spiel is surreal.
Copyright 2001 -
Lenny Bruce - Back for more, Purgatory was a bore
http://www.nga.gov/feature/pollock/
Be still my beating heart - Chairman Mao got me again -g-
I await a response with hot & sweaty anticipation.
http://www.investorshub.com/beta/read_msg.asp?message_id=86955
China to Bush "Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape"
bannings or burnings?
Hello Chairman, I like small caps with sexy, sexy prices.
Please allow me to introduce myself
I am a man of little wealth and poor taste
http://www.investorshub.com/beta/read_msg.asp?message_id=77955
Many closed end funds are in the $10 and under bin
This makes me hot and bothered, I grin,
Rubbing the goat shaped beard on my chiny, chiny, chin
Some discounts are a disgrace
Even when compared to my funny looking face
We may have met in another time and place, but
http://www.cefa.com is the place
Give a holler!
Dump the dollar
One nation under siege
Infected w/ a disease
“Dubya” we scream in pain
Trickle down assets, are surely a shame
Baby Bush pumps tax cuts on the stump
Silly stimulous sends bond market into the dumps
My, my, my, posting a mile in the keyboard style of another poster is interesting isn't it? :)
>>Hopefully, I am not being "singled out" primarily because I have chosen a "screen name" or member I.D. that could be confused with an I.D. that is regarded as controversial on another stock message board.<<
Interesting, I find SI Jumper to be fairly mild compared to the posts that I intend to make - hohoho, Lenny Bruce is back from the dead and I intend to raise the roof with an extended IHub habitation :)
>>deleted because my I.D. makes me "guilty by association"<<
Imagine what it feels like to be SI Jumper - I hear he gets mucho PM flames in his inbox w/ offers of violence…many folks hunt him down on the web for various reasons.
Oh...you want me to rhyme?
Just as Robert Parker sniffs fine wine...you now see that SI Jumper is hunted down by common swine.
You clowns pack those bongs with small cap biotech like I advised?
I have been trading for SI Jumper, BTW he makes no copyright claims to your hub handle hombres. -g-
I have been spending time catching up on the all the crap that I missed since I dropped body in the 60's.
Nothing worth mentioning...mostly crap.
I once had a nasdaq monkey
That little neufy thought he was funny
He'd grab the tail of my P*ssy
Monkey scat - I'd say - stay away from my cat
Little brat
One day he was struck by a truck
Splat!
That monkey was flat
Trickle down effect
Like Prez economics- I sadly regret
Small cap drugs is my point
Smile like a clown and roll me a point…
…or two, …or three…J.C. lets see…grab my big bong &
sing along with this song
Every knee shall bow - every tongue confess
Bottom slapping clowns need not rejoice B cup achievement
Get out of aisle 5 and take the express!
Possessions are a drag - I stick with 10 or less
Show me a humble trader and I will show you success
Ladies and Gentlemen: May I have your attention
Hand Held Wireless Devices cannot replace a good lovers smooth suspension
Relax and rejoice – pour a wide eyed stiff drink
Buy good stuff and roll an ez-wide-nudge, nudge, wink, wink
Panic buying may be for some...
I might come too fast – but never to the tune of my own drum
God bless da’ damn funny clowns each and every one
I laugh, I smile, I hang like a horse with a big dirty smile
yeah, I think we hung out one night in 1962 at the Strand in NYC.
I was with my honey and you were with yours.
Hello friends, seems like a good day to come back from the dead.
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A quick scope of the landscape shows that not much has changed since I dropped my tired body off at the dry cleaners in the 60's, people are still in jail for flowers and hustlers abound.
No surprise, aspiring hustlers are moving from Religions, Inc. to Wall Street every Week, – peelers and dealers always look for financial action, heck, marks fill the social web in search of cheap action.
Speaking of self gratification, I noticed the VP only made 38 million last year - We can do better America...how on earth can a public servant survive on only 38 million a year? Johnson & Johnson Business boys should leave more on the bedside table to attract high caliber harlots.
What? You think you deserve some Onomatopoeia?
I only say flush when I play poker
No white toilet humor, leave that for two bit sitcom jokers.
I am no poet
Some made dough in da’ market and some blow it.
Bears say no bottom is good enough
I give good lookin’ ones a pinch and love ‘em by the inch
Remember Jack La Lanne?
Puffy chest phone curl accounting, what a shame
Beer belly restatements now to blame
Escort service tab all washed up?
What to buy? Kiss the sky!
Whole Wide World knows Lady Liberty loves to get high-
Got Biotech?
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