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We prefer to think of ourselves as haughty.
Okay, Darth, you dark side dingbat, I have provisionally unbanned you in hope that you can feign a grasp of reality. Proceed to disappoint me.
A parole hearing prior to his scheduled release date might be prudent.
Well. Here it is only January 11 and the 2016 Insane Post of the Year award is all but wrapped up. Way to go, Darth.
There are a few exceptions to the "one account per User" rule. Obviously, IH Admin [Shelly] has her janice shell account. (Or is it janice shell who has her IH Admin [Shelly] account? I always get that mixed up.)
I have my IH Geek [Dave] account for when I'm feeling rude and IH Admin [Dan] for when they have me sedated. There are a few others but I am sworn to secrecy.
And yes, we do have Users names addresses and contact information, but we ourselves would never use them. Rather, we sell them to the Canadian Pharmacy GamateMax.
If you wish to pursue these topics, I suggest you do it with someone who is even mildly interested in humoring you. I am not that person.
Once it became obvious that you were very close to exposing the global cabal of naked shorters who control the markets for sub-penny stocks, the International Society of Paid Bashers had no choice but to instruct its Ihub minions to silence your powerful voice.
A most uninspired disguise: http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profile.aspx?user=551787
I do not sense in Dave a passion for explanations, especially when he believes that one is neither owed nor necessary (which is always). You might want to shop around for a different Admin.
No, it was addressed to a different paranoiac.
Getting thrown in the Jailhouse for violating the TOU then again violating the TOU with your first Jailhouse post indicates a certain lack of social awareness.
"Oh my,,,My subscription expired."
It most certainly has. http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profilea.aspx?user=57017
We need to dump the Mod Squad, scrape the "balanced mods" concept, make all IRPs undeclared, resurrect Urban Cassavant and spring Rufus Harris. Bring back the good old days!
My public image doesn't capture my generosity of spirit.
You addressed your entreaty to the Hellcat of Boogerville. Not the best of ideas.
Try sending a PM to this person: http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profilea.aspx?user=111041 He himself is completely useless, but if he's not off somewhere getting hammered, he's pretty good about forwarding messages to the more responsive Admins.
"How can I negotiate my account to show that what I have done I take full responsibility for."
Bad news, sunshine. You pulled a 999 day sentence, a.k.a. The Bootless Boot. That most likely means you're either a multiple alias, an undisclosed IRP, 12 years old or Martin Shkreli.
Next time, just write: "Mod Squad, please descend on the IGEX board." It is more economical of speech and accomplishes the same result.
Were I a petty and thin-skinned person, I would ban you for that. Oh, wait! I am a petty and thin-skinned person.
Ah, the lessons of history. I will advise Emperor Clement Hadrian of ADVFN ("The Bejowled") that he is on a dangerous course.
Constitutional safeguards for the booboisie is not really our thing. We're more based on the divine right of kings.
All hail the return of the annual Pikers' Pump It Forward Page Count Push. It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Hey, wait. This doesn't include halbroke1, does it?
So....In addition to not answering your question, ignoring your implied suggestion and throwing you in jail, is there anything else we can do for you?
Here's the bad news: you are home.
There are two types of inmates: smart ones who fake repentance and stupid ones who don't.
Oh my, that didn't sound at all repentant.
A basher didn't refer to another poster as a "cross dressing transvestite." You did. A basher didn't tell another poster to "Go tuck your small pecker away." You did.
Learn the Terms of Use, you dumbass.
Second request: Bring me the head of halbroke1 !!!
You are updating the Prince of Darkness on the activities of a company whose purported aims include the lessening human suffering. I take it you are unfamiliar with my curriculum vitae.
Someone give Wowza a nudge. I think he's stuck.
Here is the question I asked myself: "Can I endure another 18 months of Mr Wowza's enervating, stupefying, somnambulatory, suck-the-air-out-of-the-room robo-posts?"
Here is the answer at which I arrived: "No."
So you can either up your game considerably, or you can spend the next 18 months in quiet contemplation. Your choice.
Please excuse the delivery cart mix up. Actually, that was a poultice for jock itch. Your lunch is probably spread all over some inmate's lower torso.
Should we announce the milestone contest to guess the date of the 500th Ban in the Jailhouse? The day will soon be upon us (REAL soon if I forget to take my meds).
I propose a First Prize of "Lunch with Churak." Second Prize can be two lunches with Churak.
Edward, I have an urgent request. Bring me the head of halbroke1 !!!
"TALK 0.0003!!!" I commend you on $30 that was so boldly and beautifully spent. And better yet, you're only down ten bucks.
Think of it as the road to perdition. It's a bit more lyrical.
Ta-ta, pitsy. Don't forget to write.
"is that a multi alias toss? Identity crisis? Bi-side of the Styx envy?" Yes.
The accusation we restrict free speech is completely spurious and totally without merit. Now shaddap.
Sorry, I'm not the parole board. You should address your entreaty to the Admin who jailed you. Unfortunately, I think you got capped by an Admin who is a graduate of Our Lady of the Hard Ass, so I wouldn't get my hopes up.