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Great stuff....
Interesting ideas on this Board,
If you don't mind, I'd loke to hover as I
reasonate with your feelings here,
even the Monsanto guys
Hello and Happy Monday,
The opening ceremonies took my breath away.
I thought their women gymnasts were amazing. Ours were so courageous!! I love that part.
I wanted to see the fencing, and rowing, all the odd stuff.
Babies will be babies....
cute link
http://www.maniacworld.com/twin-baby-moose-in-sprinkler.html
This is a fun brain game
http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html
I was 38,,, that;s funny right there
Mikva joke
A Christian girl in love with a Jewish guy agrees to change her religion. She goes to a Rabbi for instruction.
Rabbi: You will learn how to light the candles, keep two sets of dishes, keep a kosher home, and a few other simple things.
Girl: That sounds easy to me. I can do that.
Rabbi: The last thing is, you must go to a mikva.
Girl: Mikva, what's that?
Rabbi: It's a pool of water and you must immerse yourself completely for a few seconds.
Girl: I'm sorry, I have a phobia about putting my head under water.
I'll go in the pool but I can't put my head under water. Will
Rabbi: That will be okay. You will be Jewish but you will still have a Goyisha kup.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'
'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This be comes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.
'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.
'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'
'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.
The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'
The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long
50's and 60's music
http://oldfortyfives.com/
This country [china}
is tighter than i remember Russia being.
It is sad to think the free worlds won't notice it.
hope this site works
http://kodak.com/eknec/PageQuerier.jhtml?pq-path=38/13136/13013&pq-locale=en_US&cm_mmc=EMAIL-_-80408-_-S1-_-OlympicPin3&CID=KOSEMAIL&MSG=080408_S1_OLYMPICPIN3
Clink on the link for Kodak's view of Olympics
That is ridiculouos,
How can this man not know how to use computer???
Buzz words for the election. Dumb and Dumber JMO
U agree with you on every point.
I have a feeling this is going to be
more fu@#$cked up than the Tour de France
and the doping stuff there..JMO
I know
I agree..
I had a friend who children lived with the ex-wife and her new husband. He was abusing the female child sexulaay, everyone knew,
and her couldn't get custody...so he kept the child at his house longer than the summber vacation.. and the wife had him put in jail. The child told the judge what was gong on, but to no avail.
sometimes, life sucks
What a great story excel,
I emailed to some friends here in Lake county.
There was a story on TV last month called"An American Crime"
about abuse and a young girls killed.
I think it ws on HBO
hehehhhaaaa
cowbell
It is sooo funny,
glad you liked it!!
That makes perfect sense..
My lungs are so sensitive
Nicotine
is the only substance I relapse on from time to time.
Each time I smoked, it seemed my lungs got "sick" faster and faster. Each time I stopped it was harder.
Staying quit was really hard to me over the years, because of peer pressure.
Now, it has been a good 24 years,smoke free, and more often than not, when around smoke,I start to have asthma-type attacks, I wonder if the carcinogens are more potent now, than before?
I never saw the Walken episode!!
Hysterical
Love ya Life
Good for YOU!!!!!!!!!!
I STILL DIDN"T GET IT!!!!
I am insane trying to solve this
Hope someone can help
http://funstufftosee.com/frogleaptest.html
Life
Can any one get this puzzle??
http://funstufftosee.com/frogleaptest.html
This is toooo cute
you gotta see this one...
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2008/07/goodnight-sweet.html
It's interesting,
they say the more diverse music is on XM,
but I have a friend that got bored with it, ansd switched.
Naturally, once installed, a switch is rough
Who has Sirius radio, who has XM...
opinions? I am doing DD
Can you believe I live in Orlando.
For $100 they will name that poor child..
one tank of gas..
incredible
Canadian mountain biking team fear Chinese Olympic pollution
June 30, 2008
The mountain bikers that will wear the Maple Leaf at this summer’s Olympic
Games in China are not taking any chances. The four-member team, led by 2004
Olympic silver medallist Marie-Helene Premont of Chateau-Richer, Que., will
train in Canada and won’t arrive in Beijing until a few days before their
races.
It’s a move veteran racer Seamus McGrath of Millgrove, Ont., supports. He
wants to avoid the searing heat and choking pollution expected to swirl
around the Laoshan Mountain Bike Course as long as possible. “You can
control everything at home,” McGrath said during a telephone conference call
Friday. “You can control your diet, you get good sleep, good training.
Basically you don’t want to change too much before the Olympic Games. Go
with what you know.”
Also named to the team by the Canadian Cycling Association was Catharine
Pendrel of Kamloops, B.C., and Geoff Kabush of Victoria. Premont is
currently ranked third in the world by the International Cycling Union. The
31-year-old has won a medal at all five World Cup races this season and was
fourth at the recent world championships in Italy. Premont may have slipped
under the radar heading into Athens but knows she will be on everyone’s
screen this year.
Pendrel, 28, has been a consistent top-10 performer on the World Cup the
past two seasons. She is currently ranked 12th in the world. She rode the
4.6-kilometre Olympic course at last year’s test event, finishing seventh
despite extremely hot and moist conditions
“I think it’s a good course for me,” said Pendrel. “It is very physically
demanding. There is absolutely no rest on it. It’s pretty similar terrain to
Kamloops, lots of steep climbs, dry, hard-packed soil. I think that will
bode even better for the Canadians.”
Kabush, 31, and McGrath, 32, are both international veterans. Kabush won a
World Cup bronze medal earlier this season. McGrath was ninth in the Athens
Olympics and won a bronze at the 2006 Commonwealth Games in 2006.
Sean O’Donnell, the high performance manager for the Canadian Cycling
Association, said both the men and women have podium potential. “We are very
excited by these four athletes that are going to Beijing, I think we go into
Beijing, on both the women’s and men’s side, with a strong chance of earning
at least one medal in each event. It’s a very strong team, an experienced
team. I think that bodes well for Canada.”
Many of the riders got their first taste of the air around Beijing at last
year’s test event and were not impressed. American rider Adam Craig dropped
out of the race, saying the pollution resulted in him “coughing, hacking,
spitting up all sorts of gross stuff and feeling nauseous.”
Kabush said you can adapt to the heat but “there is no acclamation to
pollution. I think the strategy for a lot of us is just going to be to avoid
that as long as possible.”
When the team arrives they will use air filters in their rooms and possibly
wear masks while training. To battle the heat, riders will don ice vests to
cool their body temperatures before their events and will race dressed in
light-weight, breathable clothing. Some Olympic athletes plan to train in
countries near China prior to the Games.
The women’s cross country race is August 22 and the men’s race on August 23.
HERE IS THE LINK http://xtremesport4u.wordpress.com/2008/06/
Anyone catch the series with Tom Brokaw
about the emerging China on Discovery Channel.
He did a great job.
Unsetteling as to how little people in
this country are informed. The power of denial, we aren't top dogs anymore...JMO
Thanks B... that made me smile!!
That and older than dirt.
How wonderful, that's right gym shoes... lol
ice trays with metal openers. great things to remember.
How about can openers? LIfe is funny
Sorry I haven't posted much lately,
Family health issues allow me time only to read, not talk much..
keep up the great work..
Life
George Carlin was great.. good post
Hi Everyone!!!!
Another board I can feel at home in!!!
An Ole timers board... That really rocks..
Life
I'm bbaaacckkkkk!
OH NO!!!!
Sorry I was MIA for a few days,
Trying to sell my Volvo
I'm with you excel, Go Chicago