When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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🛠️ Authentication? I don't know about you, but I don't have any more passwords left in me.
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♿️ Maybe they should change the name of that board to the Middle-Age Playground.
Or, start using this board again:
https://investorshub.advfn.com/INVESTORS-HUB-ROAST-BOARD-13210
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⚠️ Do you trust the Admins, who I've heard are chronic and prodigious farters, to determine what's funny?
Not many understand how much childhood trauma it takes to be really funny.
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🚮 Yes, IHUB used to sell a very uninspiring t-shirt years ago, when their store was open.
It included Members quotes on the back. My quote was, Never invest in anything that eats or needs repairing.
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7️⃣ to 🔟 zingers? Who will evaluate what comprises a zinger? Should Meatloaf host Last IHUB Comic Standing?
As George Carlin once said, On TV, you can say 'you pricked your finger' - but not 'you fingered your prick'.
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🚹️ Yes, I just picked up this latest fashion for 400,000 PlusOne coins.
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👀 Yes, a metric ass-ton of extra scrolling past the Stickies and the New Message box.
You know you're getting old when your finger cramps up while scrolling down to find the newest post on an IHUB message board.
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Or, how about a reaction key that says, 'you make me sick'
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🎲 In contrast to the worthlessness of 👍️ Likes and PlusOne 'coins' - at Disney World, a Mickey-shaped balloon with a glow-stick in it is $35.
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Having 👍️ Likes on IHUB is like being rich at Monopoly.
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💥 You are correct, sir. Janice Shell and Shelly are definitely the same person. Why else would they have such similar names? Too much of a coincidence.
BTW: Did you know that when you smell someone's fart, it's actually the moisture from their insides that, when passed with gas, creates the smell? So, you are essentially inhaling 'vaporized poop juice' whenever you smell a fart. And, if it's concentrated enough, taste is also possible.
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🔄 Yet, nobody gives me any credit for convincing Geek Chuck to change the color of the Upgrade To Real-Time button from red to blue.
I had to bribe him with ten scratch-offs, a pint of Hiram Walker, and a carton of Luckies.
That simple change made me as happy as when Amazon says shipping will be 3-8 days, and it comes in 3.
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🎞️ WOW! Thanks! That's worse than I remember it! The Zapruder film was funnier.
As my buddy at 1st Western Securities always says, The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
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🇺🇸 No one remembers Jolson anyway.
Those who remember him, probably remember when sanitary pads were the size of yoga mats.
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⚠️ Re: your siggy. Do you realize that if Al Jolson were alive today, he'd be forbidden from doing his problematic, down-on-one-knee impression?
His fans would disappear faster than a bowl of Percoset at the IHUB office.
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🇺🇸 Many years ago, there were 2 other boards which disappeared faster than a pound of bacon in Meatloaf's bathroom refrigerator - Phil's Bedroom and The PMS Board.
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💊 Yes, one day you're young and free, and the next you're getting targeted ads for a gout clinical trial.
And, I remember when I could still refer to my knees as right and left, instead of good and bad.
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🗽Yes, I really want to live off the grid. But, I also really like getting my packages in two days.
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Sorry I didn't respond to your post sooner. I never anticipated how much of my evening would be spent breaking-down Amazon boxes.
Girls have a button,
And Boys have a pole.
And wicked touching...
takes its toll.
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🇺🇸 Did you know that the worthless, discredited and disgraced PlusOne Coin is worth 20 times the current value of SRMX?
Unfortunately, many here get their financial advice from a 16 year-old Tarot-card reader on TikTok.
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⛔️Most IHUB conversation skills are below par, nonchalant and inexpressive, so I've forsaken the Like button too.
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Interesting. I guess imitation is the greatest form of flattery.
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Yes, the Like 💗 is the same ❤️ that's on every box of gluten-free Cheerios, signifying that it's heart-healthy.
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U, R, 2️⃣, 6️⃣C. I, 1️⃣, 2️⃣,4️⃣, Q.
I once got the above coded message from a female (I hope) - and I wasn't offended. Most here are way too sensitive.
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🍕 Yes, some IHUBBERS aren't used to every year being the worst year of their life, and it shows.
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🎨 Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist - Picasso
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📺️ Yes, I still have an old universal-remote, which not only changes the channels on my TV, but also shuts off my neighbor's home-dialysis machine.
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☠️Glad to see so many iHubbers embracing therapy. A few need an exorcism as well. But... baby steps.
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Yes, someone once accused me of posting for attention - instead of the noble pursuit of posting to be ignored completely.
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Yes, never have lives less-lived been more chronicled than on Facebook.
It's where the pathetic beg to be liked.
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Jeez, I should've remembered, especially with this needlepoint on my wall:
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Oh, 404 Errors? Welcome to adulthood. You have to trim your big toenails with bolt-cutters now.
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If you don't know the difference between "there", "their" and "they're", your an idiot.
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Many here will never understand that being constantly offended doesn't mean you're right.
It just means you're too narcissistic to tolerate opinions different than yours.
Perhaps they should follow the recently unearthed first-edition of the IHUB Commandments:
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