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Is this going to be like that HUGE slander/libel suit that a certain CEO was allegedly pursuing???
Cuz I’m still waiting to be served...lol...
Whatta surprise!
People should not believe ANYTHING without verification.
ROTFLMAO
Funny...
Gosh! Still waiting on those filings?
Whatta surprise!
Keep believing!
Darrin is just SO busy!!!
Too funny.
ROTFLMAO
For sure! The PAID "consultant" insisted he was in close contact with both the director of the NJ Board of Accountancy and the Attorney General!
Hell, they were allegedly just waiting for word from Johnny Cesario,
that the court case was over....
THEN Cowan was allegedly going to be facing some serious repercussions!
Oddly, I could never get good old Johnny to provide the NAME of the person at the NJ Board of Accountancy that he was allegedly speaking to...
and the people at the NJ Board of Accountancy had never heard of Johnny, OR his allegedly filed "complaint"!
The Office of the Attorney General also denied having any contact with him about Cowan.
Any sanction of Cowan would be a matter of PUBLIC RECORD...
as the NJ Board of Accountancy told me that mere "complaints" are not listed publicly, but any ACTION by the Board IS.
I WONDER why TAUG's PAID "consultant" has not posted any link???
Oh...wait...it was just more BULLSHIT spewed by the "consultant"....
like 20 MILLION OR MORE!!!
ROTFLMAO
How NICE that TAUG's PAID "consultant" has chosen to grace us with his presence again.
Perhaps you can tell us WHEN we can expect to see the lip poop in the "5000" retail locations???
You do remember THIS, right???
Yup!
I guess you missed this item in the 10K?
Good ol’ BSeth is already tapping the share piggy bank again...
"On May 10, 2018, the Company entered into a securities purchase agreement with GS Capital Partners, LLC. GS Capital Partners, LLC whereby the Company issued two 8% convertible redeemable notes in the cumulative principal amount of $56,000. The first 8% note for $28,000 was funded with net proceeds of $25,000, after the deduction of $3,000 for OID. The second 8% note (the “Back-End Note”) is initially paid for by an offsetting promissory note issued by GS Capital Partners, LLC to the Company (the “Note Receivable”). The terms of the Back-End Note require cash funding prior to any conversion thereunder. The Note Receivable is due January 10, 2019, unless certain conditions are not met, in which case both the Back-End Note and the Note Receivable may both be cancelled. Both the First Note and the Back-End Note have a maturity date one year from the date of issuance upon which any outstanding principal and interest is due and payable. The amounts cash funded plus accrued interest under both the First Note and the Back-End Note are convertible into shares of the Company’s common stock at a price for each share of common stock equal to 70% of the lowest daily VWAP of the common stock as reported on the National Quotations Bureau OTC Markets market on which the Company’s shares are traded or any exchange upon which the common stock may be traded in the future, for the 15 prior trading days including the day upon which a notice of conversion is received by the Company or its transfer agent. In the event the Company experiences a DTC “chill” on its shares, the conversion price shall be decreased to 60% instead of 70% while that “chill” is in effect. The Back-End Note will not be cash funded and such note, along with the Note Receivable, will be immediately cancelled if the shares do not maintain a minimum trading price during the five days prior to such funding and a certain aggregate dollar trading volume during such period.
Upon an event of default, principal and accrued interest will become immediately due and payable under the notes. Additionally, upon an event of default, both notes will accrue interest at a default interest rate of 24% per annum or the highest rate of interest permitted by law. Further, certain events of default may trigger penalty and liquidated damage provisions. During the first six months First Note is in effect, the Company may redeem either note by paying to GS Capital Partners, LLC an amount as follows: (i) if the redemption is within the first 90 days either note is in effect, then for an amount equal to 120% of the unpaid principal amount of either note along with any interest that has accrued during that period, and (ii) if the redemption is after the 91st day the either note is in effect, but less than the 180th day, then for an amount equal to 133% of the unpaid principal amount of either note along with any accrued interest. The note may be redeemed after 180 days. The back-end note may not be repaid. The note holder may redeem this note at any time after the first six months."
Actuallly, I DO have a life and did NOT bother to read the latest drivel BSeth put out...
I saw something here about a PR...
Didn’t look into it.
I had a grandchild to concern myself with.
I hope OTC Markets is going to make a similar exception to all the other stinky pinkies who can’t keep their share price above a PENNY for the eternity of 30 WHOLE DAYS!!!
ROTFLMAO
Today’s low equals a pre-split share price of .0002...
OUR HERO...BSeth Shaw!!!
What a JOKE.
ROTFLMAO
So is TAUG going to manage to stay above .01 for 30 consecutive days???
That is the requirement for getting back on the QB, right???
What do you say BSeth?
Are you going to fail miserably once again???
Tic Toc....
ROTFLMAO
One indisputable FACT...
The financials are STILL NOT CURRENT, right?
People can speculate over the “possible” day in and day out...
BUT WHY IS IT THAT THE COMPANY DOES NOT PROVIDE FACTS???
...AS IN FILING FINANCIALS.
Look at the incredible dilution that has occurred over the last 3 years...
Look at the STORIES the company has told that have never been substantiated...
WHY???
PROVE it
ROTFLMAO
Hell, dimbulb BSeth Shaw does not even 8k new financial obligations
(Like the financing done on May 10th)
and you expect him to be transparent about his trades in the TAUG What the Hell Fund?
It will never happen!
Just another stinkie pinkie CEO
who likes to hide things...
Like his compensation...
And remember how he hide the details of the Wellness biz sale?
(After promising shareholders that information would be released)
Shaw is a pathetic JOKE.
And a CREEP.
And what was the date on the prospectus?
Things change...remember?
Surely everyone is familiar with the safe harbor language?
“The forward-looking statements in this prospectus represent our views as of the date of this prospectus. We anticipate that subsequent events and developments will cause our views to change.”
I can’t wait to see if any class action materializes and if it does, the result.
If you read the prospectus, a couple of things should have jumped out at you.
It is too bad that poor BSethie, TAUG’s incompetent CEO, got sucked in again by his sloppy due diligence.
But the shareholders should have come to expect that by now.
Any class action lawsuit spearheaded by him will likely be as successful as his slander/libel lawsuits...lol...
No kidding!
The pot calling the kettle black?
Hilarious
LoL! Good one....
It’s sort of sad that TAUG can afford to spend over $1000 a month on an “office”....
Yet they can not manage to correct all the broken links, spelling errors, or provide accurate and up to date information on their website.
How much would that really cost?
But even AFTER the errors were pointed out, they remain...
I guess it shows BSeth’s priorities...
How pathetic.
Should be interesting to see where it will close today.
Will TAUG be able to keep its head above .0003?
That would put the post split share price above .0225.
The next question is, will TAUG manage to not lose more than 1/2 of its value in 30 days?
They need to stay above .01 for 30 consecutive days to get back on the QB as BSeth promised.
I believe it’s a good thing that it will be done on the 9th...
That means they have a little over 30 days before people see the 10Q.
We know what a joke that will be...
We will see if “our hero” BSeth can keep his finger off the dilution button...
WHY WAS IT THAT THE SHAREHOLDERS WERE NOT TOLD ABOUT THE FINANCING DONE ON MAY 10th UNTIL THE K CAME OUT???
Gee, I think the SEC requires an 8k for
financial obligations like death spiral financings!
In FACT, other stinky pinkies have been nailed for not reporting those...
As always, I am ROTFLMAO while I watch this pathetic CEO in action.
Like I said...something they CALL an “office”...
It’s pretty much like the picture they formerly used on Facebook of their “corporate headquarters”, right?
If you catch my drift?
One small correction...
They do have an “office”...
Or at least something they call an “office” and pay $1010/month for...lol
“On December 1, 2017, the Company relocated its corporate headquarters from Danbury, Connecticut to New York, New York. The Company’s main office is located at 555 Madison Avenue 5th Floor Suite 506, New York, NY 10022. The Company has entered into a two-year lease at $1,010 per month for the term of the lease.”
No kidding!
Yeah...I did...I am still ROTFLMAO...and I am not even done yet.
WHAT A HOOT!
BTW... HOW MANY SHARES DID BUDDY BOY BS SHAW REPURCHASE???
HOW DID YOU LIKE THOSE LIP GOOP SALES???
HOW ABOUT THE CASH BALANCE???
OMG...
Hell, he's already tapping the share piggybank!!!
Hidden treasures like
"On May 10, 2018, the Company entered into a securities purchase agreement with GS Capital Partners, LLC. GS Capital Partners, LLC whereby the Company issued two 8% convertible redeemable notes in the cumulative principal amount of $56,000. The first 8% note for $28,000 was funded with net proceeds of $25,000, after the deduction of $3,000 for OID. The second 8% note (the “Back-End Note”) is initially paid for by an offsetting promissory note issued by GS Capital Partners, LLC to the Company (the “Note Receivable”). The terms of the Back-End Note require cash funding prior to any conversion thereunder. The Note Receivable is due January 10, 2019, unless certain conditions are not met, in which case both the Back-End Note and the Note Receivable may both be cancelled. Both the First Note and the Back-End Note have a maturity date one year from the date of issuance upon which any outstanding principal and interest is due and payable. The amounts cash funded plus accrued interest under both the First Note and the Back-End Note are convertible into shares of the Company’s common stock at a price for each share of common stock equal to 70% of the lowest daily VWAP of the common stock as reported on the National Quotations Bureau OTC Markets market on which the Company’s shares are traded or any exchange upon which the common stock may be traded in the future, for the 15 prior trading days including the day upon which a notice of conversion is received by the Company or its transfer agent. In the event the Company experiences a DTC “chill” on its shares, the conversion price shall be decreased to 60% instead of 70% while that “chill” is in effect. The Back-End Note will not be cash funded and such note, along with the Note Receivable, will be immediately cancelled if the shares do not maintain a minimum trading price during the five days prior to such funding and a certain aggregate dollar trading volume during such period.
Upon an event of default, principal and accrued interest will become immediately due and payable under the notes. Additionally, upon an event of default, both notes will accrue interest at a default interest rate of 24% per annum or the highest rate of interest permitted by law. Further, certain events of default may trigger penalty and liquidated damage provisions. During the first six months First Note is in effect, the Company may redeem either note by paying to GS Capital Partners, LLC an amount as follows: (i) if the redemption is within the first 90 days either note is in effect, then for an amount equal to 120% of the unpaid principal amount of either note along with any interest that has accrued during that period, and (ii) if the redemption is after the 91st day the either note is in effect, but less than the 180th day, then for an amount equal to 133% of the unpaid principal amount of either note along with any accrued interest. The note may be redeemed after 180 days. The back-end note may not be repaid. The note holder may redeem this note at any time after the first six months."
WHERE THE HELL IS THE 8K FOR THIS FINANCIAL OBLIGATION???
BSeth Shaw is a POS!
That's real "transparency" at work, EH???
WHAT A JOKE!
ROTFLMAO
My bad!
:)
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE 10K!!!
AND WE KNOW IT WON'T BE LATE....
CUZ WE HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT BS SHAW HAS ALWAYS FILED ON TIME!!!
How about this one...
BSeth Shaw is such a JOKE...
Exactly! "Ivy League" educated *cough* SPOILED BRAT who can't spell and who's math skills are lacking to boot....
LOL
I thank God every day that I got a REAL education, not a spoiled brat pass.
Not NEARLY as “mind boggling” as the bungling of BSeth Shaw though...
He is the epitome of inept management...so...
ROTFLMAO
No kidding!
Mr. Market knows now...
and the share price just keeps dropping!
WaHOO!
That’s why investors should never believe the people PAID by the company...
Paid to tell glowing STORIES...
“20 Million or MORE”
You Betcha!!!
BSethie’s Rolodex has big wheels in it who are just pounding down the door...
AWESOME “M&A” right around the corner...
Don’t worry about that Reverse Split...
It will all turn out just peachy....
Just LOOK at how WONDERFUL things turned out for BBAP!
BSethie “saved” those shareholders too, or so I’ve been told...lol...
What a HOOT.
Pretty funny to listen to these complaints about the EVIL STELLA when you consider this, eh?
"On August 22, 2012, the Company entered into an employment agreement with Seth M. Shaw, its then CEO. The agreement provides for annual compensation of $132,000. Mr. Shaw previously elected to forgo cash compensation and receive 60,000 shares of the Company’s common stock on a monthly basis. However, as the only principal officer and director, he decided to take the cash compensation as well. Effective February 26, 2014, Mr Shaw resigned as CEO, Chairman and Officer and was appointed to the position of Vice President, Strategic Planning at which time his employment agreement was amended as follows: (i) salary of $8,000 per month for March and April 2014, with a salary increase to $9,500 per month commencing on May 1, 2014 and thereafter; (ii) a one-time $25,000 cash bonus once the Company completes a minimum private placement financing of $750,000; (iii) a monthly restricted share allotment of 60,000 common shares which continue as under his prior agreement; (iv) other customary benefits. On May 27, 2014 or 90 days subsequent to his resignation as CEO, Mr. Shaw shall be deemed a non-affiliate."
Sounds like the POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!!
and THEN, when Stella left, and we got BSethie back as "CEO"...
"The Company has not yet entered into any other additional compensatory agreements or plan with Mr. Shaw with respect his new appointment as the Company’s Chief Executive Officer and member of the Board. However, the Company does plan to pay Mr. Shaw accrued but unpaid salary in the amount of $26,000. The Company does plan to enter into a compensatory arrangement with Mr. Shaw in the future and will announce the terms at such time."
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1142790/000149315215003014/form8-k.htm
It's ONLY been about 3 YEARS now...we have still never heard from the CONpany what those "terms" ARE!
But we DO KNOW...
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1142790/000149315216009124/xslF345X03/form4.xml
"1. The Reporting Person received these shares from the Registrant in consideration of the Reporting Person's service as its Chief Executive Officer and as Chairman of the Board of Directors as well as for expense reimbursement for which the Reporting Person has advanced the Registrant in the amount of $24,714.86. All such shares are "restricted securities" as defined by the Securities Act of 1933, as amended."
ROTFLMAO
No kidding!
It is so FUNNY watching revisionist history here.
ROTFLMAO
Wah Wah Wah...BSethie is a HERO and everything is SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT.
That's the STORY we hear....ad nauseum.
This statement is blatantly FALSE.
HILARIOUS! This sounds just like the BULLSHIT STORIES that IR Stevie used to tell about having big news sitting on his desk...lol...
Here's what I wrote in July of 2016...
Here are all the times that TAUG has FILED late...
I’m sure you know which years were when BSethie was at the helm,eh???
NT 10-K Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405
Acc-no: 0001493152-17-007309 (34 Act) Size: 33 KB 2017-06-29 000-53723
17937004
NT 10-K Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405
Acc-no: 0001493152-15-002725 (34 Act) Size: 24 KB 2015-06-30 000-53723
15962200
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001493152-14-003717 (34 Act) Size: 21 KB 2014-11-14 000-53723
141222093
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001493152-14-002587 (34 Act) Size: 18 KB 2014-08-14 000-53723
141044441
NT 10-K Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405
Acc-no: 0001493152-14-002031 (34 Act) Size: 19 KB 2014-06-27 000-53723
14946639
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001354488-14-000698 (34 Act) Size: 57 KB 2014-02-13 000-53723
14605172
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001354488-13-006302 (34 Act) Size: 49 KB 2013-11-14 000-53723
131218200
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001354488-13-004597 (34 Act) Size: 50 KB 2013-08-14 000-53723
131038381
NT 10-K Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405
Acc-no: 0001354488-13-003742 (34 Act) Size: 48 KB 2013-07-02 000-53723
13946588
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001354488-13-000528 (34 Act) Size: 41 KB 2013-02-11 000-53723
13589086
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001354488-12-005704 (34 Act) Size: 266 KB 2012-11-13 000-53723
121195686
NT 10-K Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405
Acc-no: 0001354488-12-003422 (34 Act) Size: 21 KB 2012-06-29 000-53723
12934081
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-12-000010 (34 Act) Size: 20 KB 2012-02-14 000-53723
12608249
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-11-000151 (34 Act) Size: 23 KB 2011-11-14 000-53723
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-11-000110 (34 Act) Size: 22 KB 2011-08-11 000-53723
111028287
NT 10-K Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405
Acc-no: 0001424884-11-000098 (34 Act) Size: 22 KB 2011-06-28 000-53723
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-11-000018 (34 Act) Size: 22 KB 2011-02-15 000-53723
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-10-000146 (34 Act) Size: 23 KB 2010-11-16 000-53723
101194439
NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-10-000117 (34 Act) Size: 20 KB 2010-08-16 000-53723
101018048
NT 10-K Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405
Acc-no: 0001424884-10-000085 (34 Act) Size: 20 KB 2010-06-29 000-53723
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-10-000022 (34 Act) Size: 21 KB 2010-02-16 000-53723
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-09-000098 (34 Act) Size: 19 KB 2009-11-16 000-53723
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-09-000062 (34 Act) Size: 19 KB 2009-08-12 000-53723
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Acc-no: 0001424884-09-000051 (34 Act) Size: 20 KB 2009-06-30 333-63432
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Acc-no: 0001424884-09-000004 (34 Act) Size: 16 KB 2009-02-17 333-63432
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Acc-no: 0001424884-08-000202 (34 Act) Size: 18 KB 2008-11-17 333-63432
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Acc-no: 0001424884-08-000165 (34 Act) Size: 22 KB 2008-08-15 333-63432
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Acc-no: 0001424884-08-000128 (34 Act) Size: 22 KB 2008-07-01 333-63432
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001424884-08-000002 (34 Act) Size: 22 KB 2008-02-14 333-63432
08614983
NT 10-K Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405
Acc-no: 0001144204-07-034602 (34 Act) Size: 5 KB 2007-07-02 333-63432
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Acc-no: 0001144204-07-008399 (34 Act) Size: 25 KB 2007-02-15 333-63432
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Acc-no: 0001144204-06-047861 (34 Act) Size: 5 KB 2006-11-15 333-63432
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001144204-06-033698 (34 Act) Size: 5 KB 2006-08-15 333-63432
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Acc-no: 0001144204-06-026389 (34 Act) Size: 6 KB 2006-06-28 333-63432
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Acc-no: 0001144204-06-006490 (34 Act) Size: 5 KB 2006-02-15 333-63432
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001144204-05-023945 (34 Act) Size: 5 KB 2005-08-05 333-63432
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NT 10-K Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-K 405, 10-K, 10-KSB 405, 10-KSB, 10-KT, or 10-KT405
Acc-no: 0001144204-05-020326 (34 Act) Size: 5 KB 2005-06-30 333-63432
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NT 10-Q Documents Notification of inability to timely file Form 10-Q or 10-QSB
Acc-no: 0001144204-05-004808 (34 Act) Size: 5 KB 2005-02-15 333-63432
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Gosh! I really DO hate to have to point out the OBVIOUS...
BUT EVERY TIME BSETH HAS FILED A NT-10k or NT-10q,
he is BY DEFINITION FILING “LATE”!!!
Just in case you are not aware of this FACT...
“What is 'SEC Form NT 10-K'
SEC Form NT 10-K is a filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) that a company must submit when it is unable to file its 10-K, or similar form, on time. The SEC Form 10-K is a document a company must file on an annual basis.”
Seriously...
I am flabbergasted that I need to provide this information.
ROTFLMAO
Read more: SEC Form NT 10-K https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sec-form-nt-10k.asp#ixzz5IRhocr57
But but but...BSethie invested the TAUG shareholders money in this!
OH DEAR!
ROTFLMAO
Where oh where are the REST of the delinquent financials???
SURELY that ONE measly filing was not ALL that good ol’ Darrin was slaving away over???
What a JOKE.
ROTFLMAO