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Loaded up on EGSR here already!
VRDE ,does it have any legs left??? Tia http://stockcharts.com/def/servlet/SC.web?c=VRDE,uu[m,a]daclyyay[pb50!b200][vc60][iUb1leaft4!La12,26...
Babycakes,nice call on BOCX in @.26 Thanks Jerry
ERHC Ut
ERHC looking better today!
Good Morning all,CPPXF anyone have an opinion on this chart. Thank You Jerry http://stockcharts.com/gallery?CPPXF
DPRI .29 / .45 talking about spreads! lol
Some of these spreads are killers! FLCR,DRUG,DPRI,CPPXF,EGSR & SEHO a few that i follow!Volume also a killer.
Watching to see if DRUG gets some more volume today. Good Luck Jerry
http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/intchart/frames/frames.asp?symb=drug&time=7&freq=1
Hotstockmaker,Thank You & Good Luck Jerry
Can anyone give insight to DRUG chart? Thank You! Jerry http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/intchart/frames/frames.asp?symb=drug&time=7&freq=1
Still holding ERHC from @.37
CRVV 9 mm's now on board,3 last week
I'll pass ,thank you
By: weagleweagle
25 Mar 2004, 02:25 PM EST
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220K+ ss in two days. Volume is good. The price is better. The article that was posted about Mark Greenwood. It states that they were going to extend jail time by 6 months but states that several had made arrangements to pay the taxes and will be let go. It talks about extending the other guy but states that MMG will be released May 10. Does this mean the FOGC has come to an agreement with the Indo government?
What about the infamous National Oil law suit? I assume we still have the tanker with all of the trading activity over the last couple of days.
Any thoughts from the FOGC world?
Y'all have a nice day
Weagle
Why sky-high oil prices are no blip on the radar
By JEFFREY RUBIN
Monday, Mar. 22, 2004
One of my first columns, more than four years ago, was on the Hubbert curve, which is a theory of oil depletion. The column's prediction that oil prices would rise above $40 (U.S.) a barrel over the next four to five years as supply became scarcer drew less than enthusiastic reviews from a highly skeptical oil patch. At the time, the oil and gas index of the Toronto Stock Exchange was 640, and I claimed it would soon nearly double to more than 1,000. Today it is almost 1,600, oil is trading around $38, and the oil and gas industry still thinks energy prices will be heading south.
In a controversial address to the American Petroleum Institute in 1956, the brilliant American geophysicist, M. King Hubbert, accurately predicted that conventional oil production in the lower 48 states would peak in the early 1970s and decline significantly thereafter. Both the oil industry and academic geologists, not to mention economists, ridiculed the projections. Yet in 1972, conventional production in those 48 states did peak, and today it is about 25 per cent less than it was then.
Mr. Hubbert's projections stemmed from his impressive knowledge of reservoir dynamics. When an oil well is first exploited, it gushes out in great force. But as more oil is extracted, pressure in the well drops and the rate of flow declines steadily after hitting a production peak.
What holds true for individual wells also holds true for entire oil fields. And, as discussed last column, most of the world's largest oil fields are already beyond their production peaks. Geologists such as Colin Campbell, whose estimates show a production peak either now or within this decade, have applied Mr. Hubbert's methodology to the global picture.
Viewed from that perspective, the recent 25-per-cent rally in the oil and gas index is a hiccup compared with the upside that lies in store for energy stocks. Even with their recent run-up, oil and gas stocks continue to be undervalued relative to their burgeoning cash flows. While valuations are trading at a seemingly healthy six times analysts' forecasts of next year's cash flow, analysts still see cash flow falling in line with retreating oil and gas prices. That's why most see today's energy sector at best fairly valued and in most cases overvalued.
But instead of oil and gas prices falling, what happens if they continue to rise? If conventional crude production cannot rise beyond 65 million barrels a day, where it has been stuck for the past four years, oil prices will rise in the face of future demand growth. Not because there are not abundant sources of non-conventional crude, but because increased reliance on such sources invariably means switching from low-cost supply to high-cost supply. After all, it is rising prices that bring non-conventional crude to the marketplace.
By next winter, $40-a-barrel crude prices should be here to stay, and if natural gas continues to trade flat with oil on an energy equivalent basis, the latter should be trading at nearly $7 per million British thermal units. Stick those prices into your cash-flow model, and guess what? Industry cash flow is not dropping 5 per cent next year as oil and gas analysts expect, but instead rising more than 20 per cent. And instead of oil and gas stocks trading at a generous six times next year's cash flow, they are actually trading at a heavily discounted 4½ times future cash flow. When the market sees those cash flows, valuations for the oil and gas sector index should be somewhere near 1,750 -- more than 150 points higher than where it is today.
Investors' greatest fear should not be that oil and gas cash flows will fall, but rather, that they will be squandered drilling a lot of dry holes. While there is still a debate on a global production peak, there is no debate about Alberta's Western Sedimentary Basin. Oil production there peaked 30 years ago and even natural gas production has seen its peak. Oil sands and heavy oil aside, all the big deposits of oil and gas in this mature basin have long been exploited.
What investors really want Canadian oil and gas companies to do is not ramp up exploration budgets but plow their swelling cash flows from rising energy prices into dividends. It's the demand for higher payout ratios that has seen an ever increasing share of Canada's oil and gas patch become income trusts. When you are operating on the slippery slope of the Hubbert curve, restrictions on capital spending suddenly become a good thing, not a bad thing.
The oil and gas sector was undervalued four years ago and it remains so today. Depletion is the way of the future; denial is the market's response.
Jeffrey Rubin is chief economist and chief strategist with CIBC World Markets
It's Dooooeeey the local BASHER. lol
Any good news today?
iamliquid, Thank You
Could someone please give me the b/a on FOGC pink sheets.Thank You
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Can someone please give me the latest bid/ask CRVV pink sheets? Thank You
More Michael Jackson Jokes;
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!
Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
three-year-olds!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.
`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
`What's black and comes in little white cans?
~Michael Jackson
`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
`What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
~They both played ball in the Minor League.
`What's the difference between them?
~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.
`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears
any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.
1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into
my
own pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said
"Implants?" She hit me.
4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
6. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a
moaner.
8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get
elected.
10. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.
11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special
person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
12. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.
13. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive
days I've stayed alive.
14. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and
50
for Miss America?
15. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a
peeing
section in a swimming pool?
16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see
naked?
17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise
words:"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"
Marriage Counseling
A man and woman were having marital problems so they go to see a marriage counselor.
The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common."
The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dicks
The next time you hear a politician use the words "billion" casually, think about whether you want that politician spending your tax money. A billion
is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases:
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate Washington spends it.
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words
back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of
a few people who did....
* I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and
asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't
say a word...he knew better.
* I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was
unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for
several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I
looked at him and said,* "I think I like playing with men's balls."
* My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the
boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm
just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the
boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my
sister has never let me forget.
* While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her
after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told
her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be >
punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just
as threatening,* "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma
that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was
deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what
they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of
the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door
closed behind me were screams of laughter.
* Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on
him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in
between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While
enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my
seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an
accident, and I don't have any clothes with me. " Then I said, "Danny,
are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW
that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This
time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks
and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked
to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat
down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh
they'd ever had!
* This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very
embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think
before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get true
story...We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:* "So Bob,
where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have
to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!
Dan Rather, Jesse Jackson, Cokie Roberts from National Public Radio and
a Marine were hiking through the jungle one day when they were captured
by cannibals.
They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the chief.
The chief said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the
condemned a last wish.
Before we kill and eat you, do you have any last requests?"
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of
hot, spicy chili."
The chief nodded to an underling, who left and returned with the chili.
Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Jesse Jackson said, "You know, the thing in this life I am proudest of
is my work on behalf of the poor and oppressed. So before I go, I want
to sing "We Shall Overcome" one last time."
The chief said, "Go right ahead, we're listening." Jackson sang the
song, and then said, "Now I can die in peace."
Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my
tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job til
the end."
The chief directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts
dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."
The chief said, "And, Mr. Marine, what is your final wish?"
"Kick me in the ass." said the Marine.
"What?" said the chief. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"
"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt." insisted the
Marine.
So the chief untied the Marine, shoved him into the open, and kicked
him in the butt.
The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol
from his waist band, and shot the chief dead.
In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his haversack, pulled out an
M16, and sprayed the cannibals with gunfire. In a flash, the cannibals
were all dead or fleeing for their lives.
As the Marine was untying the others, they each asked him, "Why didn't
you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the butt?"
"What!?" said the Marine, "And have you idiots call ME the
aggressor!"
Southern Law
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is
it true they's suin' them cigarette companies fer
causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants
fer makin' them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with
all them burgers an' fries, is that
true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she
was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he
gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you
asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is,
kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept
with?"
A couple of women, Janice and Sherrill, were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
Sherill, the first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. Sherrill rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to help ease his pain. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly."Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few
minutes," he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted; and he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,loosened his pants and put her hands inside, beginning to massage him. "Does that feel better?" she asked.
"It feels great," he replied. "But my thumb still hurts like hell"
A tall blonde and a tall brunette are standing in an elevator. A short bald man with lots of dandruff walks in, then gets off at the next floor. The brunette says, “Boy he could use some head and shoulders.”
The blonde says, “Hm. How do you give shoulders?”
Three couples were looking into joining a church. One couple was elderly, in their 70's, another was middle-aged, in their early-50's, and the third couple was young newlyweds.
The couples met with the Pastor to discuss their eligibility to join the congregation. The pastor said, "as a test of your suitability for our congregation, you shall abstain from sex for two weeks. Come back after two weeks and we'll consider this further."
Two weeks passed, and the couples revisited the pastor.
He asked the elderly couple, "well, how did you do?" The wife replied, "not a problem at all! At our age, we hardly ever have sex at all anyway." "You'll fit right in with the congregation," the pastor said, "welcome to the church."
The pastor asked the middle-aged couple, "well, how did you do?" The husband replied, "well, it was a bit difficult at times, but we toughed it out and were able to resist temptation." "You'll fit right in with the congregation," the pastor said, "welcome to the church."
The pastor turned to the third couple, who were beginning to look sheepish. "And how did you do with our test," the pastor asked. "Well, we did ok for the first week," said the husband, "but then, as we were out shopping, my wife bent over in the paint aisle to look at a can of paint, and I just couldn't resist and hold myself back any longer."
"Well," the pastor said, "that won't do. You won't be welcome at our church."
"That's ok," said the wife. "We aren't welcome at Home Depot anymore either.
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contains phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory,
100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was
then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary to validate this theory.
On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the
field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of
sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God
agreed.
On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will
give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "T! hat's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't
think so. Dog gave! you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And
God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty,
and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the
ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
family; for the next! ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
A Cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the golden gate and said,
"You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours
for the asking." "The cat thought a minute and then said, "All my life I
lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real
fluffy pillow to sleep on." God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat
had
a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an
accident and they all went to heaven at the same time. God met the mice
at
the gates of heaven with the same offer that he made the cat. The mice
said, "Well we have had to run all of our lives, from cats, dogs and
even
people with brooms. If we could just have some little roller skates we
would never have to run again." God answered, "It is done." All the mice
had beautiful little roller skates. About a week later God decided to
check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God
gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything OK? How have you been
doing? Are you happy?" The cat replied, "Oh it is wonderful. I have
never
been so happy in my life. My pillow is so fluffy and those little meals
on
wheels you have been sending over are delicious."
A man walked into a quiet bar. He carried three ducks, one in each hand
and
> one under his left arm. He placed them one beside the other upon the bar.
He
> had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the bartender. The
> bartender was surprised, but experienced and had learned not to ask people
> about animals they bring into the bar, so he didn't mention the ducks..
>
> They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the ducks
had
> to go to the restroom. He left the ducks there on the bar. The
bartender
> was alone with the ducks. There was an awkward silence as they all
looked
> at one another.
>
> The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little
> conversation. "Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.
>
> "Huey," replied the first duck.
>
> "How's your day been, Huey?"
>
> "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day! What
> else could a duck want?", said the duck.
>
> "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said to the second duck,
> "Hi. And what's your name?"
>
> "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
>
> "So how's your day been, Dewey?", he asked.
>
> "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too! Been in and out of puddles all
> day myself. If I had the chance another day I'd do the same again!",
said
> the duck in reply.
>
> So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be
Louie?"
>
> "No," she said, "my name is Puddles. And don't even ask what kind of day
I've had!"
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.
One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick pig let the straw pig in.
Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick Pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down."
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared!
But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step three pigs named Louie, Silvio, and Dominic.
These pigs came over to the wolf, grabbed him by the neck and beat the living shit out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in the wolf's mouth and fired. Then they got back into their limo and drove off.
The straw pig and stick pig were amazed! "Who the hell were those guys?" they asked.
"Those were my cousins from North Jersey - the Guinea Pigs."
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them what calibre the bullet was that killed the animal. The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said, "Elk, shot with a 7mm Mag rifle." He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind,and went to sleep.
The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, "Skunk, killed with an axe."
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."