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DROOY 1.90
NTN 2.22
COR 2.64
TKO 2.80
LNOP was this one on your radar? Had it in one of my watch lists but forgot about it.
The last 2 weeks of news corrolated the move with the indicators and the news that came out last night of course sent it flying. Did you have this on your seasonality watch or buy advice? Would be nice to pick some of these. I did it with PRAN back in april when Forbes wrote and article about a week before and it jumped from around $4 which I bought @ $4.09 and with in a few days shoot to $8 plus. Got out with almost adouble with 2000 shares.
Thx, will keep it on watch. Hopefully by then I will be able to get out of my stuckiee stocks.
HLNR My pick for this week
Marriage Quickies--Pun Intended
*Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
*At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
* After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you," She replied, "yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
* A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
* The bride, upon getting engaged, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
* When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
*Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -Jackie Mason
* Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
*A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
*Young Son: Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
*Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."
*A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire."
*Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. A Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
*If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
*Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
* You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
* During a heated spat over finances the husband said, "Well, if you'd learn to cook and were willing to clean this place, we could fire the maid," The wife, fuming, shot back, "Oh yeah??? Well, if you'd learn how to make love, we could fire the chauffeur.
*According to the latest surveys, when making love, most married men fantasize that their wives aren't fantasizing.
*Husband: Want a quickie? Wife: As opposed to what?
*My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
*How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
*The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
*First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
*Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
TOP 10 REASONS WHY MOST MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN.
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#09 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#08 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#07 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#06 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#05 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE
#04 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#03 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
#02 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
AND, THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS FAVORED OVER A WOMAN...
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#01 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!
A MAN WALKS INTO FREDERICK'S OF HOLLYWOOD TO PURCHASE SOME SHEER
LINGERIE FOR HIS WIFE. HE'S SHOWN SEVERAL POSSIBILITIES THAT RANGE
FROM $250 TO $500 IN PRICE, THE MORE SHEER, THE HIGHER THE PRICE.
HE OPTS FOR THE SHEEREST ITEM, PAYS THE $500 AND TAKES THE LINGERIE
HOME.
HE PRESENTS IT TO HIS WIFE AND ASKS HER TO GO UPSTAIRS, PUT IT ON
AND MODEL IT FOR HIM.
UPSTAIRS, THE WIFE THINKS, "I HAVE AN IDEA. IT'S SO SHEER THAT IT
MIGHT AS WELL BE NOTHING. I WON'T PUT IT ON, DO THE MODELING NAKED,
RETURN IT TOMORROW AND KEEP THE $500 REFUND FOR MYSELF." SO SHE
APPEARS NAKED ON THE BALCONY AND STRIKES A POSE.
THE HUSBAND SAYS, "GOOD LORD! YOU'D THINK THAT FOR $500, THEY'D AT
LEAST IRON IT!"
HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT. FUNERAL SERVICES ARE PENDING.
Will do and thx, sure could use a good thing:)
KG thanks for the reply. Appreciate your wisdom here and hope to learn from you and flota.
Thanks will be putting it on watch list. Trying to learn about your seasonality stock reports, I'm not the brightest star, so having a difficult time learning how they work.
CIEN chart what you think? Looks like indicators starting to move up.
Sound Needed!
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The Tree Hugger
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree
with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of
curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up
against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him,
takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips his ass naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to
the tree, stark ass naked, and asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was
telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind
him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just ain't gonna be your day."
There are co's that have less rev. and negative balance sheets that trade in the $4 to $5 range. Nmkt should be
at that level and higher if they continue executing their plan which I believe they will!
Subject: GO JOE!
Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the tent city jail has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails.
Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.
He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails.
So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.
When asked why the weather channel he replied, so
they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.
When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.
More on the Arizona Sheriff:
With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports:
About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before. Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 1/2 years. "It's inhumane."
Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic, He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:
"It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"
Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one, there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
OT.Subject: GO JOE!
Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the tent city jail has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails.
Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.
He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails.
So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.
When asked why the weather channel he replied, so
they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.
When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.
More on the Arizona Sheriff:
With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports:
About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.
On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before. Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 1/2 years. "It's inhumane."
Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic, He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:
"It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"
Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one, there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY
>My tire was thumping.
>I thought it was flat
>When I looked at the tire...
>I noticed your cat.
>Sorry!
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Heard your wife left you,
>How upset you must be.
>But don't fret about it...
>She moved in with me.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Looking back over the years
>that we've been together,
>I can't help but wonder...
>"What the hell was I thinking?"
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Congratulations on your wedding day!
>Too bad no one likes your husband.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>How could two people as beautiful as you
>Have such an ugly baby?
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>I've always wanted to have
>someone to hold,
>someone to love.
>After having met you .
>I've changed my mind.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
>I never believed in Hell until I met you.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
>That you're not here to ruin it for me.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Congratulations on your promotion.
>Before you go...
>Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
>You'll probably need it again.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
>(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
>Almost Lifelike!
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>When we were together,
>you always said you'd die for me.
>Now that we've broken up,
>I think it's time you kept your promise.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>We have been friends for a very long time ..
>let's say we stop?
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>I'm so miserable without you
>it's almost like you're here.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
>Did you ever find out who the father was?
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>Your friends and I wanted to do
>something special for your birthday.
>So we're having you put to sleep.
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>So your daughter's a hooker,
>and it spoiled your day.
>Look at the bright side,
>it's really good pay.
According to my scottrade account all my GZFX shares are at $1.24 ea. and showing that I have over $1,500,000 in the account. Ain't that nice of them. I told you guys we would hit it. Lol
We're up 1.20 in ahrs. :)
>TIME OFF
>
>I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of
>vacation time already.
>
>I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a
>little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some
>time off.
>
>I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down
>from the ceiling.
>
>Just then one of my co-workers (she's blonde..it'll be important later)
>came in and asked me what I was doing.
>
>"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."
>
>A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
>
>"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
>
>"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
>
>With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
>
>My co-worker started following me and the Boss asked her where she was
>going.
>
>"I can't work in the dark!" she said.
Subject: Mood Ring
Dear Abby,
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The
other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
the asshole will buy me a diamond.
Sincerely,
Bitchy in Boston
Subject: Man of the House !!
> >
> >The husband had finished his book, "Man Of The House." He stormed into
> >the house and walked directly up to his wife.
> >
> >Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
> >know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
> >
> >I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
> >eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
> >
> >Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me m y bath so I can relax.
> >And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me
> >and comb my hair?"
> >
> >"The funeral director," said his wife.
An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Sam always
wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and
says to his wife "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over,
"Nope." Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up
and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging
down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, Sam yells,
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" To
which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat."
She was Soooooooo Blonde...
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
"Libra."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
! * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics
."
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"
she turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she m!
oved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought
that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes
In Front."
She is sooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Subject: Italian Shoes
Giorgio arrived in the United States from Italy about six
months ago. He walks to work every day and passes the same shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Boccelli leather shoes.
After about two months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost,and purchases them. Each Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes to the dance.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"
Sophia, startled, says "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight,but how do you know? "
Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00
Boccelli leather shoes, how do you like them?
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"
Rosa answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do but how do you know that." He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Boccelli leather shoes.
How do you like them?"
Now the evening is almost over and the last song is being played. Giorgio asks Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, be stilla my heart, please, please tella me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this isa true."
Carmella answers, "Yes, yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."
Giorgio gasps and says, "Thanka God... I thought I had a CRACK in my $300.00 Boccelli leather shoes".
Pest Control
> A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
> pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the
> bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
>
> "Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the
closet!" and she
>pushed
> him in the closet, stark naked.
>
> The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the
> bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?"
he asked
>him.
>
> "I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the
exterminator.
>
> "What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
>
> "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of
moths," the
>man
> replied.
>
> "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
>
> The man looked down at himself and said,... "Those little
bastards."
Senility
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm
getting senile.Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up."
"That's not senility," replied the doctor. "Senility
is when you forget to zip down."
Brothel Trip
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a
> young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man
>and asks
> how old he is.
>
> "I'm 90 years old," he says.
>
> "90!" replies the woman. "Don't you realize you've
had it?"
>
> "Oh, sorry," says the old man. "How much do I owe
you?"
Confession
>
> An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
>conversation
> ensues:
> "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
>children,
> grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two
>college
> girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each
>of them
> three times."
>
> Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
> Man: "What sins?"
> Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
> Man: "I'm Jewish."
> Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
> Man: "I'm telling everybody."
Donation
>
> Father O'Malley answers the phone
>
> "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
>
> "It is"
>
> "This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
>
> "I can"
>
> "Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
>
> "I do"
>
> "Is he a member of your congregation?"
>
> "He is"
>
> "Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
>
> "He will".
>
Catholic Dog
>
> Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for
> company.
> One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and
>asked,
> "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the
poor
>creature?"
>
> Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services
for
>an
> animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and
>there's
> no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the
>creature."
>
> Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is
>enough to
> donate to them for the service?"
>
> Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!
> Why didn`t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
>
Subject: Blonde joke
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as
a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She
went to the front door of the first house,
> and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
>
> "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much
will you charge me?"
>
> The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>
> The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
were in the garage.
> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, - "Does
she realize that our porch
> goes all the way around the house?"
>
> He responded, - "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
>
> The wife replied, - "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those 'dumb blonde' jokes
> we've been getting by e-mail lately."
>
> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>
> "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
>
> "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
>
> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to
her.
>
> "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
Subject: Carnation milk
A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation... and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read an
advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all...." and she said, I know all about milk and dairy farms... I can do this!
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front of her house... a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it...."
Here is her entry:
Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no hay to haul
no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch
A guy out on the golf course takes a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance' is still a virgin in every way."
The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them. She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."
He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"