Rants and Raves

[cats]

Subject: Mood Ring


Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The
other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
the asshole will buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,
Bitchy in Boston