Poutine? That's Quebecois crap crosseur! True Canucks are raised on Moose Meat and Maple Syrup. It's what makes us big and handsome.

Bring friends. Remember we're bigger than you, on top of you, and if we were in prison you'd be our bitch.

Who needs a constitution when you walk softly and carry a big stick?
BTW the 22nd ammendment deals with limiting the Presidents term of office to two years. Thought you might like to give Obama another run at it.

Repeal the 22nd Amendment?

Appears that they got Curry too.

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/wcc

Same at the Gladstone just down the street.

A further view on the subject:

http://jayporter.com/dispatches/observations-from-a-tipless-restaurant-part-1-overview/

Why would I tip someone if I'm not being served?

Sheesh, alright already. As I understand that the acronym represents To Insure Prompt Service I base the gratuity upon the service rendered regardless of my financial wherewithall.

Ok?

Tip? Maybe for you Big Macher.

Runs in the family.

I doubt that you would find many Canadians that would go near fatback, or for that matter your ‘streak of lean’ as we much prefer bacon. UMMMMMMMMMMMMM bacon.

And, speaking of eloquent meaning and diction let us not forget your venerated 43rd president and fellow Texan in his address to the masses in LaCrosse Wisconsin on Oct. 18, 2000:

Question my good man;

What is "wambia"?

Thanking you in advance.

TrO

My dear furball, to begin with I do believe that "fatback" is a peculiar American dish endemic to the Southern areas of your country. Furthermore, why would we not quote those of our heritage? Particularly a PLAYWRITE (not philosopher) whose works are considered the finest example of the use of the language in existence. Would you have us reduced to the raw vernacular of your domain where y’all indicates singular and y’all y’all plural? Heaven forbid!
Kudos on catching the reference though.

Tor

From the SMNG thread:

if you have ameratrade go to the 20 year graft and what you will see
is a spike up in the graft that looks like a reverse split.

Freudian slip?

TRo

Allow me to offer a little Canadian advice, read Henry the Sixth, Part 2 Act 4, scene 2, 71 - 78

You're welcome.

ToR

Had a job many years ago at the Canadian National Exhibition taking tickets for the Flyer a notoriously ancient rollercoaster. When it looked like the patron was a touch too rotund or pixilated (more often than not the latter) we would simply point out that it was a long way down to the pavement and that we weren’t responsible for their actions, only for cleaning up the mess.

RTo

Only if your biscuit looks like this



ORt

Speaking of curly hair......

I was really annoyed when I lost out on winning the pub Trivia quiz by one point.

The question was "Where do women mostly have curly hair?".

Apparently the correct answer was Africa.



OtR

So let me get this straight, this woman in Canada is a hockey player?

That's Corrinas' place! It's Cuban, wasn't aware you'ld go for that.

Would have to have 'soft food' for Chu. Are Waffles that soft?

Just askin'

Hell yes! First time in 1972. Much better now if I may say.

LOL! My sincere spologies.

"City Chicken". AKA Columbidae or, considering your locale< "Rock Dove".

Bon Appetite!

OtR

Proof positive that the Gullibers and Sheeple actually exist:

http://www.today.com/food/100-cronut-chef-crack-down-delivery-service-scalpers-6C10331959

LOL! Mine used to keep reminding me that she would be the one to pick out the nursing home until I revealed my plans to squander her inheritance in a "sporting house" if she didn't drop the subject.

Working so far.


Rto

I think I'll hire needy just for comic relief

FYI. Court jesters went out of style in the 1500’s.

Of course. If you could put it in a miniskirt at either the front desk or in collections it could have beneficial effects depending on whether and where you wanted your clients to shite themselves.

Otr

P.S. Tell Janice you are overdue.

Believe me I've tried but Kingpin insists that Tashkent is my place in the grand scheme of things.

I believe that should be my new siggy

Very fitting indeed.

ROt

Didn't you already say that

Didn't want to appear repetitive, besides the gentiles might not have got the inference.

BTW, what the heck is a "vacation"?

orT

He's my protege'.

God help us.

What the blazes is this?!

The kinder, gentler drawf?

Oy Gevalt.

ROt

Another one off the Christmas Card list eh? You sure know how to endear yourself to others.