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well you know blackcast how 1984 control the language works:
Overwhelming response COULD be true. Ballas and baker might be overwhelmed in their 2 room condo in florida with even 100 requests for cant-at-all
cuz baker is too busy denying his ambassadors pay
Jimmy is too buys spending our investment money on the golf course,
and the one dumb guy who is still working for shares in the company is stoned off his butt!
heck, even ONE order for cant-at-all through their website would be "overwhelming" and true!
yo jacksira,
does 9.9 BILLION shares outstanding mean ballas still has 9.9 BILLION to dump,
or does it mean he still has 10.1 BILLION to dump
eh doesn't matter, what's 200 million to dump between friends.
SHUT UP AND BUY MY SHARES - Jimmy Ballas.
yep 2 mil, 200 dollars
so this weekend, imagine yourself on a beautiful florida golf course (no mask even) enjoying 18 rounds...then the club house. Prime rib, with that real horseradish sauce, none of that cut with sour cream stuff, au jus....washing it down with a nice pabst (yeah that's the 5 dollars he got from me today lol)
ask scab 586 mil. maybe ballas saw what I wrote yesterday and took down 80 mil...
Sylvia congrats, but ballas eats filet mignon at the country club, gonna need a lot more than 56 bux.
he also likes to chase it down with a 75 dollar bottle of cabernet sauvignon from a local florida IGA.
Excellent my friend!
remember, even 5 , 10, 100 dollars to jimmy, I gar on tee, he'll either eat a nice steak with it, or play golf with it, or maybe even toke up on some quality weed he got from a herbedashery (does he take canazall, nah, there's not enough thc in it!)
so remember, even if this thing continues to mire in nobid, you too can VICARIOUSLY live through the life of a rich man who uses your money to....um.....help UBQU growth....er….no....spends it on himself
but you can get back some of it by vicariously living through him lol.
I'm with ya sylv I bought 100,000 today for about 7 dollars!
mostly to get it off of 000001
and again, I'm holding, cuz I can't sell it lol
….it used to be a sell now a hold?
man, kinda wish I COULD have sold it when it was listed as a sell
ask scab 581 mil
I just bought 50K shares of UBQU for THREE dollars, I'm up on those by TWO WHOLE DOLLARS on paper
...now if I could only sell this @(#*@(#*
if it gets silent enough I'll do my best to do more song lyric parodies about ballast going to jail.
I think it only annoyed the birdistheword bird bird bird bird is the word ya know tbat bird bird bird, bird is the word
hey everybody have you heard yeah BALLSY BALLAS IS GOING TO JAIL so said a bird bird bird bird is the word....
……UBQU....WIPEOUT......
well I won't count ol Richie out yet, but jokingly, who knows? maybe Richie bought that 150 mil at trip 1....which is 15 grand.....and now, he's gonna wait to break even....
with a lot of those 000001 and 00005 sweeps whoever is doing it might make even tens of dollars in profit!
prolly someone who had 150mil on "good until cancelled" and it ran out and they came back and said "ooph, gotta renew it"
ask scab 645 million.
you may return to despair.
Jimmy may return to us all wishing he goes to jail.
Dunno where Richie is right now. could be he took a day off.
Overall, I'd say where things with UBQU seemed hopeless and downright angry ragemonster 4 months ago?....now I actually have a 5% hope we might get off nobid this year. part of that is thanks to the richmeister.
power of positive thinking my brothers and sisters in CBD investing.
oops yeah sorry my bad at a mil a hundo and 538 mil to go we need 538 friends to do it....bummer.
oh hey blackcast you might have helped
1 mil was bought today. so yeah find 54 other peeps who haven't invested anything yet and ask them to put in 100 bux, no more than that...
at very least will generate momentum, which then generates viral notoriety and enthusiasm....
like smokey said, one day months later he walked away from a nobid, came back, and it was 0028
ask scab 537 million.
that is all
to wipe out the scab at this moment, we need someone to pay $55,300 to buy it
of course, if someone did that out of the blue, you'd see ballast probably slap on some more of his billions and pocket whatever percentage of that 55 grand was him or his market maker cronies.
ask scab 553 million
and….there goes my smile.
fair enough scratch,
at this point JB is trying to stay under the radar because enough baggies have reported him, a lot, to the SCE/OTC. If he has lawyers (and probably some of his scammer buddies are lawyers) I agree staying silent and just taking profits from sales is what they want to do.
I might also be wrong, he might not have 4-6B remaining shares to dump, he might have dumped them in the other pennies. Don't know. doubt it though.
he definitely only holds 100 million of those "preferred" shares.
yeah using a 20B convertible mill makes it clear the share price doesn't matter.
so the only hope we have is that last line, he'll release PR only when it makes sense for jImmy to clean up with a stock price rise.
I have no clue when that will be. and I am guessing the positive feelings being shares and lift of the ask is only from retailers and MMs hoping, not ballast himself.
(Shrug) oh well, I'll keep reporting the ask scab.
other thoughts on ballas.
I could even argue he's not a scammer but a guy who doesn't understand how things have changed a LOT from the 80's when he was a tv salesman star.
maybe he took a LOT of bad advice to go 20 billion on convertibles, maybe he thought run a few videos on youtube, with him selling this thing the way he sold stuff in the past (honestly I'm old enough to have seen him, and I don't remember him)
but even so, even if he isn't corrupt, he's OLD
the whole argument of how he pushed it from the past, isn't even 2008 it's 2000 and Late.
so I actually like my own advice. Ballas if he went on youtube, tried something, ANYTHING to get a full viral response, ranging from sock muppets screaming UBQU! UBQU! UBQU! to him with a sign saying "I just need you to buy UBQU stock to pay my upcoming legal fees" might get this thing off of nobid because as Oscar wilde once said "the only thing worse than being negatively talked about, is NOT being talked about"
sigh....wish I knew how to proceed, any copyright infringement lawyers out there, if we make a viral video even praising UBQU or canazall or hemplife, does ballas sue?
my thoughts on what can we do (other than get ballas removed as CEO)
1. buy cant at all, gift it to your friends, see if they like it. word of mouth
(do not recommend becoming an ambassador yet, because I hear both good and bad, like not getting compensated for being said ambassador)
2. tell your noob investor friends to buy a mil now at 100 bux. let's be honest, even if you are unemployed, you can scratch up 100 bux. if you lose that 100 bux. oh well, you were a noob no nikes this quarter. if this thing even lifts off of nobid? well I can garontee amazon at fractional shares ain't gonna double that hundo.
3. talk to any of your friends who buy the CVSI brand at Kroger, ask them if it tastes or acts like lukewarm bleh (that's the news I've heard) . again, gift them (or ask them) to go try Hemp life today on line. if they love it, and they were middle class enuff to buy crap at Kroger, they'll buy cant at all online
4. if you are a youtuber, make your own pro-hemplife viral video. check with lawyers to see if this one is legal
5. heck, we're all in deep, but if every one of us hate filled bagmeisters put another hundo in and bought another mil....we might knock the scab down 100 mil. sadly, I'm prolly the biggest baggie of all so I only buy 50K once in a while to get it off of 000001 and sweep some at 00005
6. LIKE Hemp life on your social media farcebook twaddle, fakeogram whatever, mention the stock is UBQU
7. to your noob investor friends, mention what smokey once told me. if you walk away from a nobid, one day later, you come back.....it's 0028
(I will do quite well at 0028)
(of course, if you do anything to pump the stock, ya gotta pump. we CAN be honest, talk about the problems qwith ballas or the company, but we can argue the upside, the charts, the fact that it IS a REAL company, with a real product, and since markets are 60% mass psychology, regardless of the fundamentals, the price has a massive potential to even get out of trips
but word of mouth, WE have to do ballas & baker's marketing. we might have to buy the product and give it around for free.....actually 75 bux for a bottle or two is worth it for me I might continue to do it than buying more shares....
those are my pumper ideas, anyone else is free to join in.
ask scab 521 million, buy of 5 million today. ask scab down 16 million from last posting.
as always, Wake me up when its under 100 mil.
UBQU.
why is it called ubqu? Wish we knew!
Buy Can't-at-all!
won't rip on it Sylvia, because some noobz still follow the chartheads.
however, the chartheads have been putting us bullish for a while. we effectively have now been nobid for a year, so the 52-week range is actually now at 50% straight in the center!
reality still is no PR, nobid for a year, company run out of a 2 room condo in florida, and ballas still probably sitting on at least 3 billion shares to dump
but with that being said, also pivoting to hope is greater than despair, power of positive thinking, we all want this thing off nobid.
in some ways it's fortunate we couldn't sell, especially if this thing takes off for any reason.
it would have been so cool had the article ended with something like
"James Ballas' blood was found to be a serum to battle covid 19, due to his huge use of his own product can't-at-all"
so, he will be now be in a Canadian pri---er---testing facility and his CEO duties will be taken over by a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe and wins 25% of the time, which beats Mr. Ballas' track record for success in raising share prices of the stocks to which he represents.
oh yeah, if you want to buy the stock that represents can't-at-all? it's UBQU? why is it called UBQU? we wish we knew!"
ask scab 537 million, up 15 million
(sung to the tune of danny boy, traditional)
Oh jimmy boy, your scam your scam is calling,
asking you, to load up on trip 1
oh jimmy boy! you know you want to dump more
but the SCE looks, and so therefore you must hide.
I think no news not because JB couldn't drum up another lie.
No news because smokey claimed that JB used to come here. It is fair to say that JB KNOWS he's got a LOT LOT LOT of angry angry hippos er I mean Bagholders, who at length have complained about his BS PR and now are metaphorically calling for his heading to jail. no not just me I'm just the one who STILL posts about it.
so it's fair to say JB knows his culture and his reputation. so why post another ambassador doing well? why even file a 10K now because he used to show "profits" but it was clear they were cooked. Anything other than him stepping down or new management would probably cause noob investment.
but in all fairness cuz I don't know, what magic headline would the board like to have appear to get the share price up, other than "Ballas steps down" ?
agreed scratch.
there's a couple of huge pumpers on Biosolar. They talk the science, they are very erudite. they post a lot and get oh so many likes.
and on those days sometimes we see maybe 1-4 mil traded. mostly sideways, but still.
if it does pop, it's battery tech, it could pop huge.
but I keep wanting to post there "hey pumpers if you are so sure this thing is going dollar holler by end of year, why don't you put down 5K dollars and DESTROY the ask?
I'm not, I bit WAY too hard here and learned my lesson. I've got enough that if it goes dollar holler, I'll be a millionaire there, but if it goes nobid, eh, I'll make it up in my amazon shares.
at least Richie claimed he bought 20M that one day, and I honestly think he did. 2000 bux? wish that was ALL I had in this stock.
still a little hope and a little positive thinking sure beats the humdrums for us huge baggies
Ask scab 523 million, down 22 million, only on 1M volume
at the very least, market makers and hands are pulling their asks....
the bulls (Richie) say: the power of positive thinking! Go team!
the bears say (me and the other humongo baggies): well yeah but the second we bust it and go trip 1 trip 2, you'll see people selling into the trip 1 just to gtfo....also wake us up when it's under 100 mil.
even so, beats this thing having no positive vibe, not doing any volume, and having over a billion on the ask!
GLTA. positive thinking is better than cynicism. take it from me I'm a cynic in lifetime recovery!
also imagine all the anxiety that is going to need cannaboids to battle it after November!
Even though at present my role is cynical, and mean spirited, Richie, I want you to prove me wrong. as I've said many times, this thing even gets to 0010 and I break even.
But until then, sadly, a R/S is not going to happen.
but yeah, you give me a 10% hope we can at least get off of nobid!
Keep up the good work, pumping champion
but the reality is probably something like this.
Mr. ballas sells HEMP LIFE TODAY to Mr. shutup and Takemymoney for 4 million dollars.
what? oh you guys don't HAVE shares in Hemp life today, you have shares in YOUDAB*TCHTECH SOFTWARE.
and since we just sold the blue crush/hemp life division....you still hold shares in …..a two line-double phone service company or whatever....
which probably consists of 4 phones bought from saul Goodman back in 1995 which nobody wants sitting int he corner of the condo. along with a laptop with that shell for cryptobuy.
total retail value of Udasucker software?.....eh....maybe you could get 2 bucks for it at a garage sale.
Mr. Ballas takes the money and runs, before baker and Zorn can catch him saying "dude, where's our cut?"
Ok I feel better now, that's the reality.
sellout math.
ok this assumes that I'll be generous and there's only 8 billion active shares, that jimmy has dumped another 2 billion into XREG HBRM or other pennies to which he may or may not be associated.
and I could also be lucky in assuming that 8 billion is high as some of those shares are not listed as active? the last posters who reported the active shares dropped off years ago.
ok say veritas acquires Mr. Ballas' share farm for ….4 million dollars. and also let's assume that therefore each of our common shares is divided into that value. Now this is one big assumption. because I did read the charter and Mr. Ballas holds 100 million "preferred" shares, which are the shares to which are paid dividends by Investopedia definition, but in reality it is why Mr. Ballas still owns this company as only preferred shareholders get votes. at this point I believe Mr. Ballas and Mr. Baker are the only decision makers left, perhaps mr. Zorn is still lurking somewhere like that little creature on Jabba the Ballas' shoulder.
ok so 4 million divided by 8 billion is
drumroll
TRIP 5!!!
so yeah, if someone does decide to buy this order-taking, label slapping, and shipping and handling operation run out of a 2 bedroom condo in florida for 4 million dollars....perhaps for the label and the ambassador program.....yeah, maybe we can quickly sell like crazy and maybe get trip 4, I'll only lose like 60% of my investment.
who knows? maybe some noobz who didn't do good DD like me or even listen to the naysayers saying this thing was a convertible black hole will jump in like Frye from futurama saying SHUT UP and TAKE MY MONEY.
if this thing even hits 0010....I break even!
ok I need to stop typing now, I'm engaging in penny stock scam fantasy P*rn
ask scab 546 mil
down about 10 mil from last week
UBQU is like Disney Star Wars:
it was once a great thing, so every time you hear about a new offering, hope stirs up in one's fanboy heart that maybe, just MAYBE they'll recapture something.
but then, just a few days after the reality hits of the new thing, it's like watching someone pour steaming excrement over the corpse of the once great Harrison Ford...
ask scab 556 Mil. volume down
well, I'm glad scratch, black cast investorhawk and others came in so if anyone reads this BEFORE it's taken down, THEY ARE SAYING THE SAME THINGS I'VE BEEN SAYING!
someone mentioned we might see .03 on a reverse split.
Again. AGAIN!!!!~!
THERE WILL NEVER EVER BE A REVERSE SPLIT.
1. if there was, it would be a race between all us longs and ballast to DUMP ALL OUR SHARES AND GET maybe 5%. ballas is a dumpaholic and a crook (I think I'm getting my posts pulled because I call ballas a crook, it definitely upsets at least ONE poster here when I do, but he is.
2. Ballas might not go to jail. But he IS being looked at by the OTC and SEC....so the best way FOR a guy who hasn't filed an 8K or a 10Q or even a PR in over 2 years to get hauled off to court by the OTC and SEC would be to waddle up and APPLY For a R/s. now the scammer was able to apply for convertibles (20 billion of them!) from a FAKE lender, but getting a reverse split on the OTC/SEC, he has to have a reason, like trying to get listed, not just to get off of nobid.
also, he's been on nobid now for....nearly 2 years. eventually, they WILL come after ballast the way they came after cannabis science. But, he's hoping if he sells cant at all and fills orders like a good little boy there are plenty of other scams he and his buddies run that aren't even companies, that the OTC and SEC can crack down on first.
3. I know in my bitter little heart that there will never be a reverse split because I WANT ONE. so I can sell, thanks to buying MILLIONS of this tripe at 000001, 0005, 0004 and 0006 some times dunno how that happens, I'm only down 90% at trip 1!. I'll take getting 10% back or 5% by the time I flush the SECOND this thing gets off nobid.
and yeah, Richie yer a good kid I don't think you are the monitor that killed my previous posts, a little bird usually perches on my posts so maybe when I reply, the OP can remove theirs and get mine removed. or it's a tech issue. No matter. it's kind of nice to see the old gang, scratch, black, back here saying why this situation suxxor maxxor. Thanks for trying Richie, and thanks for buying 10 or more million, and dropping the ask scab. but it's showing reistance to go back up.
the website hint from twitter looked a little more modern day middle class dooshy….like someone has a needle of canazall sitting on their marble kitchen nook while a paned window looks out at their 550K houses in some upper middle class western city....before the riots.
so maybe the new website will look like some millenial's dream. even then, as I've said many times before, wake me up when the ask is under 100M.
well it's a boring Thursday, thanks guys for posting enough for me to spend 30 minutes not thinking about how ballas ruined a company that could have been CVSI in an alternate universe, and been at 5 bux before potageddon drove it back to 45 cents a share.
Good luck to all holding this sludge. we'll need it.
received 2 responses, went to mail, responses removed. my post about my posts being removed, was removed
Good luck to all, sure please get UBQU off no bid, you'll be helping us all.
but I think you'll do better than removing my posts, by coming up with 58,000 dollars to buy the ask scab.
then again, I think if you did that, you'd just see a lot of the market making bagsters who bought billions during the mass dump prolly throw a few more hundred million up there.
So please, keep silencing me. I think it'll do a world of good.
ask scab up 6 million to 558 mil.
10M bought, ask scab 553 Mil
gonna be a mean day on the indices.
made me think....why not have ads like
"feeling blue, buy some UBQU"
"is the anxiety of holding UBQU stock wanna make you can it all? well buy canazzall(TM)"
Is the market over the hump and a falling knife? Hump Knife? try Hemp life
is your Macdonald's stock down thousands, why for just 100 bux, you can buy a MIllion shares of UBQU.
well as you can guess, I'm not in advertising.
ASL. $UBQU ask scab lower is what I hope for to day. ASL
lol heck just in case ballast IS listening....if we get off of nobid, I'll stop daily calling for his butt to be in jail!