Ubiquitech Software Corp (UBQU)

[80 bluchip 20 pot]

it would have been so cool had the article ended with something like

"James Ballas' blood was found to be a serum to battle covid 19, due to his huge use of his own product can't-at-all"

so, he will be now be in a Canadian pri---er---testing facility and his CEO duties will be taken over by a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe and wins 25% of the time, which beats Mr. Ballas' track record for success in raising share prices of the stocks to which he represents.

oh yeah, if you want to buy the stock that represents can't-at-all? it's UBQU? why is it called UBQU? we wish we knew!"