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I know how that feels. LOL
Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney - CBS 60 Minutes:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 50 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 50 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What
are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 50 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 50 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 50 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50. They always know.
A woman over 50 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 50+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
Butt Measurements
A man and his wife were working in their garden
one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife
who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his big new Buick SUV into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was. "Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap.
As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, two tees fell out of his pocket.
"So what are those, lad?" asked the attendant. "They're called tees," replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.
"AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed the Irish attendant.
"Those fellas at GM think of everything!"
AN ITALIAN CONFESSION
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father .. during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors."
The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question ."
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
Few to watch Tuesday.
6 to watch tuesday should be some good movers in the comming days.
I can see why flota drank so much beer. LOL
You are the Goldengoosemeister, continue the good work I've
been gone so long that I'm going to have to stay after school to catch up on everything. He,he
A few to watch Monday
A few to watch Monday
Expected Initial Public Offerings for Next Week
June 13
Micrus Corporation (NASDAQ: MEND) $12 -$14
Ev3 Inc (NASDAQ: EVVV) $16 - $18
June 14
Hemosense (NASDAQ: HEMO) $8 - $10
June 17
Builders FirstSource (NASDAQ: BLDR) $15 - $17
I like the looks of the indicators all turning up and it is working on a cancer drug similar to Im Clones drug Erbitux which had a nice 16% increase yesterday.
ASVI
CNXS
MWY insider buying
COGN
SONE keep this on watch.
DNDN like the looks of this one.
IIG on watch
LAYN keep this one on watch, drills for water and now gas.
PSTI is this a dragon?
ORBT positive news, increased revenue.
VION turn around candidate
Picked up few shares XPNG @ 1.21 today.
SYBD on watch
I like the possibility of this one.
KDN on watch
Thanks Ken , boy it sure is comming fast, my wife has me cleaning and reparing and planting and a whole lot more if we had a few more weeks. After the wedding you're going to help
me payfor it with some real good seasonal picks.LOL
Thanks david, taking it slow.
EYET on watch for bounce.
KMG on watch
MTCT on watch.
RPTN on watch
Keep BCON on watch. Getting back slowly. :)
ARTX keep on watch.
I said Yes
That is A positive, Yes. Because I know.