Rants and Raves

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Butt Measurements

A man and his wife were working in their garden
one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really
big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and
measure the grill and then went over to where his
wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider
than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a
little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife
who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up
this big-ass grill for one little weenie?