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MONEY STILL TALKS BUT BULLSHIT NO LONGER WALKS
In a stunning reversal, Bullshit has ended its long-standing
policy of walking.
Reached for comment by bullshit journalists, a bullshit
spokesman said, "At this point, it is unclear exactly what will
do the walking from now on, but it definitely will not be Bullshit."
As a result, bullshit corporate executives everywhere are
scrambling to cope with these unanticipated developments, as
are bullshit accounting firms. A major restructuring effort is
expected in coming weeks.
The effect on bullshit stock market analysts is, as yet, unknown.
Bullshit attorneys have also been forced to reevaluate their
positions, although they expect a somewhat smoother transition.
And bullshit politicians are expected to adapt immediately.
Bullshit, which has not yet decided to talk, was unavailable for
comment.
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You can't be that dumb that you can't even follow a thread. My original post on this thread was addressed to gp not you. Now get back on your horse.
#4767 gp, More like a Bush / @sscroft tale.
First of all, I wasn't talking to you.
Secondly that is now the third dumb@ss statement you've made.
And finally,
Futue te et ipsum caballum.
Which one of you would be crawling back under that rock?
Posted by: kiababbuck
In reply to:kiababbuck who wrote msg# 4768 Date:1/17/2003 12:21:47 AM
Post #of 4769
A few more days and back under that rock with ya......
Do me a favor, why don't you both crawl under that rock.
gp, More like a Bush / @sscroft tale so they can screw the American people out of a few more civil liberties all the while calling it the Patriot Act.
Another King George....Let me know if it sounds familiar?
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
Suspended civil service for Homeland Security
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
Iraq resolution just before election day.
He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
Deporting people inmasse after 9/11
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
Nice racist picks that have previously been turned down.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
Homeland Security and a political hack from PA.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
Itching to get to Iraq without Congressional approval
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.
See Patriot Act.
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
See Patriot Act. Have you read the damn thing?
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
Military Tribunals
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
US Citizens held in Cuba as enemy combatants.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Ashcroft carrying George's torch against the U of Michigan
We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. --And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
--John Hancock
JULY 4, 1776
Yeah that's right, it almost describes Bush to a Tee.
ONEBGG, Or at least pay for a legit copy. Just like a republican. Steal all I can get.
BTW Freedom is still FREE but you gotta pay for your software.
Go talk to your buddies in the swamp.
ONEBGG, Now that we've introduced each other,
I bet Bush can't even pronounce that last word. LOL!
Not this time Huck. Hopefully the lights will stay on too!
ONEBGG, Thanks.
Huck, No relation if I recall correctly. BTW it's snowing like heck here. Did you get your milk and bread yet?
Pete
Fung and only Fung,
~~~~~COMPX 01/17/2003~~~~~
Previous Close - 1423.75
1398 WTMHouston*
1403 AKvetch
1408 SoxFan**
1412 NoMoDo*
1415* Phil (Just having fun)
1429 Susie924
1433 shao
1440 BullNBear52
1450 Churak*
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** See post 5033, No wonder the Red Sox never win the WS.
AK,
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Susie,
Let's assume that everything posted is meant to be a joke!
I think you'll have to be more specific for Fung.
ATTENTION FUNG THIS IS A JOKE![/B]
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Slight profit. Except for that damn one time WRITE OFF.
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Follow the thread. You still have no cents of humor.
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SoxFan, A spy! Foiled again.
He's old enough to be a grampa.
It's we'll pick on him. Not, well let's pick on him.
~~~~~COMPX 01/17/2003~~~~~
Previous Close - 1423.75
1398 WTMHouston*
1403 AKvetch
1412 NoMoDo*
1429 Susie924
1440 BullNBear52
1450 Churak*
* As reserved for their respective posters, this week only. Please copy this message into subsequent posts.
I think it was Fung playing catch me if you can.
That was a joke! Geesh!
Talk about spin.......
Sun Posts $2 Billion Loss, Slight Profit
Thursday January 16, 4:48 pm ET
SANTA CLARA, Calif. (Reuters) - Sun Microsystems Inc. (NasdaqNM:SUNW - News) on Thursday reported its largest net loss ever, taking more than $2 billion in charges chiefly for investment losses, but managed to squeeze out a small operating profit in a tough environment for selling high-end computers.
Santa Clara, California-based Sun, which makes computers that manage networks, reported a net loss of $2.28 billion, or 72 cents a share, in its fiscal second quarter ended December, versus a year-ago net loss of $431 million, or 13 cents a share.
Revenue was $2.92 billion after $3.11 billion in the year-ago quarter.
Excluding one-time items, Sun reported a profit of $10 million, or nil cents a share. Analysts polled by Wall Street tracking firm Thomson First Call had forecast Sun would post a loss of 1 cent to 3 cents with the consensus at a loss of 2 cents on revenue of $2.91 billion.
Actually I think his brain has been dulled by the grass he cuts.
It will only cost him 2.25 if he buys AH.
Posted by: AKvetch
In reply to: fung_derf who wrote msg# 178 Date:1/16/2003 4:24:00 PM
Post #of 190
As long as you are closer than me...let's make it a cheapie bet...1 share of NT.
AK
Because they can trade from home.
Susie, In case he/she tries to deny it.
Posted by: fung_derf
In reply to: None Date:1/16/2003 4:16:10 PM
Post #of 187
I'll bet I can predict precisely how much movement there will be in the market on Monday! Any takers?
Derf
Posted by: AKvetch
In reply to: fung_derf who wrote msg# 176 Date:1/16/2003 4:21:22 PM
Post #of 186
You're on, if you can get it closer than me...how much?
AK
You are hateful.
The market's closed. And AK fell for it.
Susie, Don't get sucked in by that old joke.
AK, Derf may try and set you up again. Watch for these dates.
Holiday Schedule
The New York Stock Exchange is open from Monday through Friday 9:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. EST and will observe the following holidays:
2003
New Year's Day
January 1
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
January 20
Washington's Birthday
February 17
Good Friday
April 18
Memorial Day
May 26
Independence Day
July 4
Labor Day
September 1
Thanksgiving Day
November 27
Christmas
December 25
I told you she was fickle! She's now sucking up to Guns for another stock tip.
No to spam your board on someone else's board.
Decisions, decisions.
Should I?????
Report a TOS Violation
Boy you're slow. eom
You're a big friggin help. Last time I explain fundamentals to you!
SPAM. Where's the spam police.
Sox fan, This will be next. Take away their Pel Grants. They aren't really needy and we don't want to discriminate against the rich!
Federal Pell Grant. Approximate award for 2002-03 to range from $200 to $4,000.
A need-based federal grant for first time degree-seeking students.
Yes in fact I need some help with options. As for NT the only run you'll see is down and it may in fact be extended.
Please PM me options 101 or a link.