Here, give it a try:

http://www.learnedleague.com/samples.php

10 out of 10. Want a challenge try the "random assortment" questions here:
http://www.learnedleague.com/

Or how about................

It was magic, the feeling of weightlessness, hovering above the broken body on the sidewalk twenty stories below, and then suddenly I realized the truth. I never should have invested everything in penny stocks

Don"t know about giving out candy......But, hiding in the bushes has a strange appeal to me.

Rabidly mating Wombats came to mind.

Oooooooooooooooo...........

REALLY BAD PICTURE PAINTED THERE! THANKSALOT!

I believe that reducing a situation that threatens hundreds of thousands of lives to a semantic exercise is not where the focus should be. Prevention through education and medical support should be the focus. (BTW “u” usually follows “o” in the spelling of a great many English words.)
The German proposal you refer actually did take place, only in 1917. Commonly referred to as the “Zimmerman Telegraph” it was a 1917 proposal from the German Empire for Mexico to join an alliance with Germany in the event of the United States entering World War I against Germany.

Germany thought so in 1933.

Among other things, frequently.

Inuktitut if you please.

Mais bien sûr! Nous sommes tous couramment la langue. Surtout à Iglulik.

Goud?

Right back atcha.

I heard that he was spotted having tea with Judge Crater and Amelia Earhart at The Wrong Way Café last week.

Ort

Was that you I heard howling?

Emigrate to Canada. We own most of it.

Closest I ever got to that scenario was aural sex. You know , being told to f*** off over and over again.

One of the best news shows to come out of this burg.

FYI:

For very good with language, a Canadian Churak is.

I hear you. As long as the "loop" isn't around your neck you're good to go.

Old dog, new tricks?

McIlroy, Speith, Kuchar, Jimenez, Westwood -277

Thx

Trust the Brits

http://www.liberalamerica.org/2014/04/28/the-stereotype-map-of-every-u-s-state-according-to-british-people/

Blurred vision is one of the side effects.

Ummmmmmmmm........Let us know how that works out.
Frankly, I find Cialis(?sp), while hard on the eyes, is quite adequite.

You're quoting another famous Canuck there eh?

What really ticks me off is the fact that although Canada has the largest supply of fresh water in the world the Canadian Government is largely oblivious to the value of the resource. Not to mention the fact that, by and large, the municipalities routinely turn a blind eye to conservation of the resource in favor of lining their collective pockets. For example, they granted an easement to a local Waste disposal operation servicing a region with a populace of over 250,000 to build an open waste disposal site virtually on top of this:
http://www.canadiangeographic.ca/magazine/jun11/purest_drinking_water.asp

Stupid Aresholes.

Been saying that for years. In the same vein, what could possibly go wrong with this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/22/texas-wastewater-recycling_n_5610632.html?&ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000048

Heloise got nothing on you furball!

And you living in Texas no less. Although the "pole" part doesn't paint a pretty picture.

As long as the menu is better than this...........

Derfs B & B? Paints quite the picture.

THE ARISTOCRATS.