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And now, without further adieu.....
I present.....
TURN UP YOUR VOLUME!
Step back in time!
Loosen up and enjoy!
The background music is the best intro ever for tonight's Monday Night at the Corner Bar !!!!!!!!
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TURN UP YOUR VOLUME!
Step back in time!
Loosen up and enjoy!
The background music in the best intro ever for tonight's Monday Night at the Corner Bar !!!!!!!!
To my knowledge there will be no webcast of the Grand Opening, but they are supposed to add pictures to the HDC webite soon!
The shareholder's meeting was changed to sometime in late May. It was announced a couple of Press Releases ago.
It was just AWFUL!
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Did ya hear that sound?
Ok. Well I got a real problem here.
I went and found the hot tub you posted.
I kind of snuck on in. Nobody was there. So I went to the fridge and grabbed a beer. I turned the hot tub on. Maybe I didn't notice how high I turned the dial. Who knows at this point?
I stripped down and got cozy in the hot tub. I wondered where everyone else was, but I figured "It's the weekend. They must all be home with family. Deep Asleep and Smiling in their Dreams!"
That's when it happened!!!!!
The most GOD AWFULLEST of EXPLOSIONS!
I don't know 'zactly what happened but I know I was lucky to get out alive! I rushed away from the site grabbing only my skivvies! About 2 miles down the road I saw a house. I knocked on the door and found out that the resident had not only seen the explosion, but had captured it on her Digital Camera Device! Which she quickly shared with me.
Here is the pic. I still don't know what happened out there, but I think we need another new Hot Tub!
Anybody have any idears how this happened?
Who the heck would sabbotage that nice Hot Tub?
So, anyways, me and my new Lady Friend just scratched our heads and went out dancin' instead. She had some clothes there for me, but that's another story for another time!
Daytona,
Yes, I'd like the pictures! Thanks!
Here is the news I wanted to share. The Hard Disc Cafe website will be totally updated after the April 23 Grand Opening. (Notice that the FOR SALE SIGN is GONE!!)
The 10K will reflect revenues from all properties owned by UCSI. I presume this to mean that it will finally include new numbers for Digital Way in Peru!
Interesting stuff! Thanks! EOM!
I DO have some news to share, but will hold off until I see whether there is any interest in that news.
A friendly Hello to the old Raging Bull crowd!
Obviously, to them, UCSI means little of nothing.
I guess we know why!
I hope that this board will now become the definitive place whereby we can chat about WLGS/UCSI.
I invite ALL old posters here now. Even Porsche and PJM!
Post what you will. Say what you desire. It doesn't much matter any more!!!!
Yes, he clearly played a part. As he had done all along.
It's pretty sad that we are just 'stuck with this', but alas........WHAT CAN WE DO?
He is Republican......
http://www.stls.frb.org/publications/re/2000/c/pages/presidents-message.html
Is this the Hot Tub that is spoken of here that is allegedly outback? Ah, to be young again!
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The publisher is refusing to give access to that link. Apparently it is a photo site of CharleyMike's that he has encoded to not allow 'clickability'.
You're Welcome. EOM.
Here is the answer on Greenspan's term....
http://www.federalreserve.gov/bios/Greenspan.htm
Well, the article seems to speculate that the two drivers seemed to know each other and that is the obvious cause of this incident.
To me, the man who was shot and killed seems to be the agressor here, yet the story doesn't relay enough background information. Were the two known by each other? Was this merely road rage?
In either case, it appears to me from what I have read that the defender seems just in his necessity to defend himself. Clearly the agressor, for whatever reason appears overly suspect, and therefore may have caused his own demise. But without more about the whole story this is IMHO!
I'm suspecting it ends when he dies????
The HULA CAM!
Caught LIVE on Camera. The Mandingo Hula Boys!
Watch their hand movements! Those silly boys! LOL!
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OOPS! See next post. EOM.
Ksquared, what's on tap for tonight's entertainment?
OK...turn your sound up people...
My final rant for tonight!
Weird Al Yankovich speaks of how he uses the Accordion to combat evil with good!
HAVE A GREAT TOMORROW!
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(I have to link back to Carolyn's post. I forgot what tomorrow nights' entertainment schedule is.)
I wonder. Am I alone in the Bar?
Here's a little .wav file from goofy Al Yankovich. Known for his quintisential ability to spoof a song, ANY SONG!
(He's great at spoofing Polkas!)
Here in the background sound you hear Weird Al Spoofing Dr. Spock and "Green Eggs and Ham"!
Attention Bar Kitchen Breakfast Cooks....HEED HIS WARNING!
LOL!
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I attempted to find the lyrics to the Pennsylvania Polka online, but egads, to no avail. I'll have to try to remedy that.
So, I offer up this Polka Medley as a backdrop instead.
Carolyn, mightst you or one of the fine librarians care to carousel a polka with me?
(Sorry, Polka is Pennsylvania's "middle name"! Not meaning to step on anyone's toes here. [get it?])
PennsylPOLKAvania !!!!!!!!!!
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Most Pennsylvania Wedding Receptions feature Polka Bands!
Hey! What happened to the Accordian Music I came to hear tonight?
Bummer. Well, here in the background sound I offer up the Polka Song named after my state...PENNSYLVANIA!
It's the 'Pennsylvania Polka' !!!
And here is a link to a website I created for an Internet Teacher Friend of mine down in Tennessee. I had a live chat one day with her third graders one day, and this was the supporting website I created about Pittsburgh to further enhance their studies of other 'cultures'! LOL!
Hope you all enjoy!
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http://community-2.webtv.net/dpb5/PittsburghPA/
Joemoney,
Safe trip going and returning to you.
When you return, why not just do your thing on your website and let competition decide. Are you asking/begging us here to come visit your new website on your return?
If so, on what credentials?
Even so, have a safe trip.
Have a Great Tomorrow!
My friends, this post officially wraps up my entertainment segment here at The Corner Bar for this Monday Night.
The link I am about to share with you is something that is not only deep in my heart, nor in the Hearts of Americans, but is DEEP in the Heart for all Freedom Loving People Worldwide.
The pain of September 11, 2001 will fester in a global soul for many decades to come. I wish all people 'kindness of spirit', 'truth in love', and 'compassion for all mankind'.
Life is a journey. We take it one small step at a time. Eternity is the goal. Friendship is the guide. Love lights the Way.
Be kind to others. Laugh at life. Enjoy Breathing. Seek not evil against another, yet retaliate if evil strikes.
Never close your eyes to sleep until you assure yourself that there IS a tomorrow. Worry not beyond that, for tomorrow is another day. And thus we begin the journey anew.
Keep true to yourself.
Friends are special. Life is dear. Time is short.
Listen!
Listen to the words. They tell it all.
http://community-2.webtv.net/dpb5/GodBlessTheUSA/
Goodnite, my friends.
Shhh...just me and Carolyn are talkin' rat now!
http://www.cowboymouth.com/audio/escape/bartend.wav
Redneck Swimming Pool...
Redneck Horseshoes....
Overheard at a table over in the dark corner....
(Turn up your volume!)
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xx
Librarians.. put on your GLASSES!
Here's a special guest tonight, just for the ladies!
http://www.nakedcowboy.com/pics.htm
Cowboy Joke Time...
(Sorry, couldn't resist, what with the crowd this bar draws, lol)
ADULT HUMOR BEYOND THIS POINT !!!
The Horse Seller
The seller said,There's something you should know about the horse. He stops running when you say, 'Amen,' and he starts running when you say, 'Praise the Lord. No problem," the other man said, "I'll take it."
the man began to ride away on the horse. He decided to test the horse. "Amen," he said, and the horse stopped on the road just as the other man had said."Praise the Lord!" The horse took off running like mad. The rider held on as tight as he could. As he noticed they were racing towards a cliff, he begin screaming, "Stop!!! Stop, you stupid horse!! Whoah!!" Nothing worked. So he began praying, "Dear God, PLEASE let the horse stop! PLEASE!!! AMEN!" The horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff. With great enthusiasm and joy the man screamed, "PRAISE THE LORD!!"
Two Cowboys from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help." He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."
Broke is what happens when a cowboys yearnin get bigger than his earnins !!
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar and with a quick move of his hands, he flipped his guns into the air, caught them above his head without even looking and fired at the ceiling. Which one of you sidewinders stole my hoss!?" he yelled. No one answered.
"Alright, I'm gonna have anotha beer, and if my hoss ain't back outside by the time I finnish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! As he swung up into the saddle and started to ride out of town, the bartender ran out of the saloon and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I walked home."
Three Texans go down to Mexico one night and get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they are to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done. The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says, "I am from the Baylor School of Divinity and I believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not want this guy to die, and they let him go. The second one is strapped in and gives his last words. "I am from the University of Texas School of Law and I believe in the eternal power of Justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." The switch is thrown and again nothing happens. They figure that the law is on this guy's side and let him go. The last one is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm a Texas Aggie Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now you'll never electrocute anybody if you don't connect those two wires."
Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
Behind every succesful Cowboy there is a wife with a good job in town.
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to ride."
Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?
Because Cowboys eat with their hats on.
Ten Things You Won't Hear Your Horse Say
Don't clean out my stall. I adore the smell.
No thanks, one can of oats is enough for me.
I just love traveling in a hot trailer.
Mr. Farrier, please don't stop pounding on my hooves.
Theres room for one more on my back.
I feel like galloping another 20 miles.
Low Branch! Duck!
You can go ahead and leave, I'll wash myself down.
Can we do this again tomorrow?
SOME COWBOY INSULTS
His family tree was a shrub.
He didn't have nuthin' under his hat but hair.
His brain cavity wouldn't make a drinkin' cup for a canary bird.
She's so ugly, she could back a buzzard off a gut-wagon.
He was so ugly he had to sneak up on a dipper to get a drink of water.
He was so lazy, molasses wouldn't run down his legs.
He was ugly as a burnt boot.
There was once an old-time cowhand who ordered some toilet paper from a mail-order catalog. They wrote back and requested that he look in his catalog to give them the exact order number. He answered 'em right back and told them that if he had their catalog, he sure wouldn't need the toilet paper.
The Priest
A priest wanted to raise money for his church, and being told that there was a future in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter him in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might just as well enter it in the race. To his surprise, the Donkey came in third. The next day, the racing sheet carried this headline:
"PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS".
The priest was pleased with the donkey and entered it in the races again. This time it won. The paper read:
"PRIEST'S ASS OUT FRONT".
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in anymore races. The newspapers read:
"BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS".
This was just too much for the bishop and he ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a nun at a nearby convent and the headlines read:
"NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. She sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The paper stated:
"NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS".
They buried the Bishop the next day......
A Cowboys Rules for his gal:
If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask me.
Don't cut your hair. Ever.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes, I'm not thinking about you. Live with it.
Don't ask me what I'm thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, shotgun
shells and saddle soap.
Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's
just like every other cat.(Yeah you, Cat lady!)
Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
Shopping is not sport.
Anything you wear is fine. Really.
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly, he is knocked almost senseless by his wife, who stands behind him holding a frying pan in hand. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?" Man: "Oh honey, don't you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Daisy was the name of the horse I bet on." The wife was satisfied, and apologized for bonking him. Three days later he is again sitting reading the paper when once again he is bonked on the head. Man: "What's that for this time?" Wife: "Your horse called."
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Of course we have a dance floor. And everyone's on it!
They're BOOT SCOOTIN' !!!
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Now who's who? I'm the cowboy with the black hat!
Listen. I think the librarians'll do jes fine!
Listen closely.
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Monday Night Entertainment...
Well folks, although I hope to surprise you all with a different and hopefully unexpected form of entertainment each and every Monday Night, don't let this first night that I am in charge by any means be an idicator of future Mondays.
(Just wanted to warn you.)
And now, without further adieu, I ask everyone to grab a pair of boots over there in the corner, and then pick a matching hat, kick back, shout YEEHAW, and ENJOY!
http://www.spacestar.com/users/shiznitt/Midi/country.htm
Universal Communication Systems, Inc. Announces Hard Disc Cafe Serves Record Number of Customers in First Month15 Apr 2002, 04:06am ET
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MIAMI--(BUSINESS WIRE)--April 15, 2002--
Over 5,500 Users Take Advantage of Unique Facility in Miami
Universal Communication Systems Inc. (OTCBB:UCSI), Company Chairman Michael J. Zwebner announced today that it's subsidiary, Hard Disc Cafe, Inc. had served in excess of 5,500 customers during its first thirty days of operations. Mr. Zwebner stated: "We are very pleased with the first month of operations, especially since this was accomplished with no real advertising nor promotion. In fact, only the first floor of the business has been utilized. The upper floor, with an additional 50 computer stations, will be opened this week. Following the official opening, April 23rd, when the Mayor of Miami Beach, the Honorable David Dermer and other dignitaries will highlight the day's events, we expect a further surge in business."
About Universal Communication Systems, Inc.
Universal Communication Systems, Inc. and its subsidiaries have been engaged in activities related to advanced wireless communications, including the acquisition of radio-frequency spectrum internationally. The Company also owns a U.S. patent on a Distributed Wireless Call Processing System technology. The Company recently announced the finalization of its acquisition of Hard Disc Cafe, Inc. Hard Disc Cafe is in the business of themed Internet Cafes, targeting densely populated urban areas and tourist sites with a unique high tech space themed image. For additional information please visit the Company's web site at http://www.harddisccafe.com. Interested parties are advised to click on the "Brochures" icon, and download a copy of the company's current brochure. (some sections of the site may still be under construction).
Safe Harbor Statement
Statements in this press release that are not historical including statements regarding Universal Communication Systems, Inc. or management's intentions, hopes, beliefs, expectations, representations, projections, plans or predictions of the future are forward-looking statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995, Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, as amended, and Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933, as amended. It is important to note that the Company's actual results could differ materially from those in any forward-looking statements. By making these forward-looking statements, the Company undertakes no obligation to update these statements for revisions or changes after the date of this release. Factors that could cause actual results to differ materially from forward looking statements are listed from time to time in the Company's SEC reports, including but not limited to, the annual report on form 10-KSB for the year ended September 30, 2001 and the quarterly report on form 10-QSB for the period ended December 31, 2001. This press release does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy any securities.
CONTACT: Universal Communication Systems, Inc., Miami
Michael J. Zwebner, 305/672-6344
mjzwebner@sprynet.com