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Thanks Tea !
I'll shoot some back at you when I get home from work.
That was pretty naughty. lololol
yup lol
hummm ?
Some girls might like that !!!! lol
omg !
See .....Good thinkin'.
ewwe !
lmao !!
So what was the problem ??? lol
I think she might have been a blonde. lol
Well at least it's not ........
Crabitis.
how lovely !! lol
Ya gotta know when to holdum
know when to fold thum
And know when to run !!!!!
I am sure we'll be seeing more him in the future ! Thanks !
~ Van Halen-Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
Good afternoon Kodi !
picking UP more SHARES !!!!!!! That's what I was thinking, as well !!!!!
Then it looks like I'd better pick more today !!
Still HOLDING here. A LOT of FAITH in this company.
GOOOOO IAHL !!!!!!
A GIRLS FIRST TIME
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
~ It Ain't Cool To Be Crazy About You - George Strait
~ The Raspberries - Don´t want to say goodbye
~ sinf ~
~ Kid Rock - Amen
~ James Taylor - Fire and Rain
A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to go up there, find the owner, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done. Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you, You see, I’m a genie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that’s great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I’d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "You’ve got it, it’s the least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I’d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what’s your wish, Genie?"
"Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you’re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t mind, but what about you, honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I’d do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop sex, the Genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"We’re both 35," she responded breathlessly. "Really?" he says. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
yep , lol
this guy walks into a bar, sits down next to this hot woman, and checks his watch.
the girl asks: are you waitng for someone?
he replys: no i have a new watch, it can talk to me telepathically,
she says: whats it telling you?
he says: its saying you’re not wearing any panties
she giggles and says: well its wrong, i am wearing panties,
so he hits the watch sayin, damn thing must be an hour ahead
In the sleepy village of ERBUM near the town of TILLET in HERTFORDSHIRE lives a woman called LINDA LYKES . She is the land lady of the local pub, THE COCK INN. All her mail is addressed to:
Linda Lykes,
The Cock Inn,
Erbum,
Tillet,
Herts
~ Lionel Richie - Stuck On You
~ Commodores - Nightshift
~ Easy - The Commodores
~ Commodores - Sail On
~ Bruce Springsteen - Fire
How do you confuse a man?
You don't have to - they're born that way
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.
Why are vibrators better than men?
Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don't have to do their laundry
~ Tracy Chapman - The Promise
~ Randy Travis - Faith In You
Okay.. lol