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I agree Derf.
LOL!
Maybe I should have thought twice about it if even your own Mom wouldn't vouch for ya!
Back to work for me now.
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Derf,
I am understanding how you feel sometimes. It looks like I missed the party and am now here talking to myself!
It's a holiday that these guys were all hoping to be a male Valentine's Day.
Looks like it didn't pan out though for them.
I'll vouch for ya Ron. You've been around these here parts for a long time!!
It's only my husband's birthday Tate. Apparently nothing more!
OMG! lmao!
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=860488
Sorry Derfie, I screwed up!
I'm not having a good day
Wowee Kazowee! Nice grub for the Derfman!
edit: It would have been nice if I replied to him!
I'm having a chicken caesar salad
Did your wife forget Derfie?
Poor Derfie.
Oops...sorry Colt. I musta missed one of your upsets. We're not tied after all!
I know that
Yes and it was posted by Colleen!
Don't forget Mrs. Beasley!
After all that you went and changed it anyway!
Good morning to you too!
I hope all of you guys enjoyed your steak last night!
I see that but it actually doesn't look like we posted at the same time.
Did I leave Bull out?
edit: I sure did! We must have posted near the same time.
Sorry Bull
Thanks Chu
~~~~~COMPX 03/21/2003~~~~~
Previous Close: 1,402.76 +5.69
1375 Phil
1393 Churak
1401 Susie924 (or is it Sisie?)
1410 AKvetch
1422 shao
Sounds good to me Colt!
I can't speak for Derf but the only reason I picked BYU was because it was a 12 seed.
I heard somewhere that the teams that are seeded 12th have had the most upsets. I think I picked 3 12 seeds out of 4 but didn't win with any of them!
If I looked at it correctly you and I are tied as of now for the lead.
You already did!
Darn, I knew I was supposed to pick up steaks tonight!
Oh well......
I'm really going now~!
You keep working on it, I'm sure you will!
I heard that!
Still no can see!
Well....hubby is home and it is his birthday today so I am outta here!
OMG.....is that the ultimate IH dis?
I think I am the only one around here who isn't weird AK!!!
BTW....all I saw was an X
Hey Hey......you're cruisin for a bruisin toots!
That's the last time I stick up for you AK!
So there!
You guys are just jealous of AK!
I like your thinking!
Nice grub BTW
Would you prefer giving birth to a dog ????
And you do it so well!!
Once is a typo, twice is intentional.