Uh Kingpin....
Please excuse me but I'm confused. I thought squab was fowl, as in 'City Chicken'(pigeon). Perhaps you were thinking of scrod?

Grump's still around!? Dude's gotta be older than Methuselah and crustier than a three month old Bagel by now.

Careful there Furball. Do not take the Kingpin's name in vain, there could be repercussions.

We've met. He prefers Garry.

Check out the Fitzgerald on East Exchange. I used to go there when Garry Keillor was doing A Prairie Home Companion from the Fitz.

78%

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the
G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.
Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan.'

An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?'

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right?
Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes,'! said the attendant,
'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,'We No Longer Call It The Cockpit'

'It's The Box Office.'

ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

CAN NOT GET MENTAL PICTURE OUT OF HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TANKSALOT KINGPIN

I do admire your tenacity but, alas, you may be carrying coals to Newcastle here. Try not to mess up that glorious coat on your journey furball.

Merci beaucoup.

Say what Furball!? If anything the Newfoundlander would be closer to a cross between a New Englander and a Hawkeye.

As far as Canucks running the circus, of course! It has long been recognized that a penny fool and his money are soon parted and, although I hate to say it, demographically speaking the USofA is a goldmine

Was I supposed to read about Hilary

Not that I was aware. I’m sure there are more entertaining bedtime stories available.

or the Cavs trouncing your boys yesterday? I'm sure it was the time zone difference that threw them off. They were obviously playing an hour behind.

They (the Raptors) live to die another day.

As for our election, do you Canadians care who wins? Do you have a rooting interest?

Of course we care who wins the great debacle! After all, even though we’re bigger than you, sit over top of you (if this were a prison you’d be our biatch) and follow your political circus (mostly out of a sense of morbid curiosity) we do care about your wellbeing. FYI, we seldom root. That we leave to the pigs.

Are you building a wall to keep American's out?

No point, all y’all wouldn’t be able to function here in the first place largely due to the English language requirements as noted herein:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_spelling_differences

Not to worry though, we will sponsor a select few providing they pass the “What makes the Quebecois different in 10 words or less?’ test.

And the saga continues.......

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Been there, done that. Just found an old picture of the floor:

Makes me long for the days of open outcry.

30 misquotes. And, if I were you, I'd leave Marg Delahunty out of this. She can find you.

Better than I did. Did you try the next one? 24 out of 30 not too bad, considering.

Rocks, dinosaurs and dirt. Got ‘em all beat.

Nope. Had one of your fellow Texans, Don Dacus, explain it to me on a sound stage back in '79. Hell, he even sang a song about it.

Didn’t enjoy it the first time? BTW how does one go about Gomorrahing someone?

$8.99? I side with the vulture. If the restaurateur had of had any brains he would have slopped some water out of the mop-up bucket, threw a few peelings into it, heated it up in the microwave and served it to the leech.

Rumor has it that acca has a line on Judge Crater.

The Mother Ship.

Nobody pisses off Il Papa! Time to get someone to fill in at the Dropbox Kingpin. I might be busy.

Warmest Regards,

Sgt. Louis Illuminato
La Polizia del Vaticano

Didn't you notice, they have the same hair style.

You'd find a dust mop hot.

Must say though from a northern perspective I find it entertaining watching the GOP self-destruct and can only hope that if Trump gets in the White House he follows through on his notion to build a wall along the northern borders. Would go a long way towards keeping out the rif-raf.

All well and good but still can't shake the image.

An image in mind of a Judge coughing up a hairball.

!?!

I'll gladly give the old boy directions to Samarkand if you'll let me out of this post Great Kingpin.

Nope. It's a Drawf alright. You can tell by the ratty coat.

Think you may be 'carrying coals to Newcastle' with that post Kingpin. It requires one to suspend belief and consider the possibility that Willy is at least cognizant.

Bit of a stretch, no?

Moronky? Qu'est-ce qu'un "Moronky" stupide.

Needy could give Sam Goldwyn or Yogi Berra a run for the money with that one.

Listen bub, just because a person has a touch of ADHD doesn't............


Oh! look a squirrel!

BRAVO!