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outside_in......Where is Onebgg?
What happened to r/b? no new post after 2pm today.....
nyc you are truly blessed with cute kids!
Where the freak is the ihub spark plug (Onebgg).
pre/nyc......35 minutes on the phone with a senior vp @onebigfreakinretailer-likethebiggest (don't want to mention names here). After he informed me that he was scheduling talks with their new business development director, himself and me I asked where their interest level was and he stated "Our interest level is extremely high". Big deal huh? I'm not excited.....Yea right
YEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Thanks for the short story Churak.........
I see it worked trky.....
trky I copy this from another board.......
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By: warsurplus $$$$$
20 Nov 2002, 05:41 PM EST Msg. 26194 of 26196
(This msg. is a reply to 26192 by 8b8b8b.)
8b8b8b Off Topic
Here is a handy little tool you can use to clean up your text (gets rid of all those arrowheads and soft "returns"). See the link below your reformatted joke:
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Subject: IS SEX ON THE SABBATH A SIN
Is sex on the Sabbath a sin?
A man wondered if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin. The reason is because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest. He asks for the priest's opinion. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on the Sabbath."
The man thinks, "What does a priest know about sex?" So, he decides to ask a minister. The minister gives the same reply as the priest had given him. Sex is work, and therefore not permitted on the Sabbath. Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man asks, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others are convinced that sex is work?" The Rabbi replies, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."
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Enjoyed your jokes!
Regards,
war
I'm here now I'm gone..........
actually i haven't gotten an email from you in about 2 months......my filter wasn't letting you through....fixed now
no i didn't resend them
pre thats awesome I wish that I could dump some baggage, seems like I'm really struggling to get ot off....
Anyone seen the commercial the Saudis are running on tv?
Cool Viv........
Yo k2.....still raining in your parts?
Bob I'm sure they will see it this afternoon.
You remember the old margarine commercial? "It's not nice to fool mother nature"
I see my mm post were removed......
now 4............
How far do you think it will go? was at 6 now 5.......
ya weren't suppose to tell....
Sounds frigid.....like a girl I once dated!
trky.....you ever bone dem turkeys roll'm in flour and fry in a cast iron skillet? mmmm mmm
All you east coasters got ur muckalucks on? looks like your gettin pummeled.....
http://www.intellicast.com/Local/USNationalWide.asp?loc=usa&seg=LocalWeather&prodgrp=RadarIm...
Where da freak is you all at, da board has been dead tonight.....
k2....you gettin some needed rain?
one, quit blowin smoke up our butts you'll give us colon rectal cancer.....
Yea right and I'm Mary Poppins.......you been out bustin a truck load of caps....
Ditto...........
Maybe onebgg stumbled across one of them nukes up in the hills and his kickin some piss soup out of a bunch of ragheads, that explains his absence.
I'm not a happy camper about this 7 nuke crap.........francine whats it going to be, francine or ed the talkin horse? HARR
I'm sure colt will be gunnin for me after that crack about the Tx. heart shot......right up the sphincter!!!!!!
I'm just pokin fun at ya bud......I really do enjoy your post
I just figured you need to brush up on ur spelling.....HARR!
thats not what your post said.......Posted by: logman
In reply to: timhyma who wrote msg# 5221 Date:11/13/2002 7:44:49 PM
Post #of 5224
I shot my elk by Ennis MT and my deer by Butte MT
logman.....You say ya shot your elk in the anus and your deer in the butt? Time fer some target practice, In these parts thats known as a Texas heart shot.
Anyone here dip Copenhagen?
Right on logger.....