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By: warsurplus $$$$$
20 Nov 2002, 05:41 PM EST Msg. 26194 of 26196
(This msg. is a reply to 26192 by 8b8b8b.)
8b8b8b Off Topic

Here is a handy little tool you can use to clean up your text (gets rid of all those arrowheads and soft "returns"). See the link below your reformatted joke:
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Subject: IS SEX ON THE SABBATH A SIN

Is sex on the Sabbath a sin?

A man wondered if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin. The reason is because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest. He asks for the priest's opinion. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on the Sabbath."

The man thinks, "What does a priest know about sex?" So, he decides to ask a minister. The minister gives the same reply as the priest had given him. Sex is work, and therefore not permitted on the Sabbath. Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man asks, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others are convinced that sex is work?" The Rabbi replies, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it."

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Enjoyed your jokes!

Regards,

war