When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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The best way I could describe it for you is..... just imagine doing deep-knee bends in an asparagus patch.
While doing some DD on SOAP, I ran across some Surrey Products that weren't listed in the ibox. When I get a chance, I'll post'em here and perhaps someone could inform me as to their efficaciousness.
I'm off to lunch now. I'm hungry as a mutt on an ass-flavored Milk-Bone.
I know I'm an idiot but, I bought some this morning, even though I've been gun-shy about pennies after being squat-humped by Pinnacle. If this stock screws me too, I'll be angrier than some Miss America contestants fighting-over the last of the nipple-tape.
Nope. No Corbel certs today. I briefly explained the PCBM situation to my postman and after he stopped laughing, he asked me, "When you stand next to an open window-----does your head whistle?"
I'd like to join this conversation, but I gotta go down to my mailbox and wait for the postman to deliver my Corbel certs.
Anyone? Is this soap strong enough to dissolve and wash away the remnants of the butt-gumbo residue created by the Spewf MEGA-COLON Prune-Smoothie, that I drank last night?
Please keep in mind that I will consider your responses as partial-DD for this stock and they may affect whether or not I buy some with the money I got for appearing on the "Jerry Springer" show.
Yeah, the "Banana Show" wasn't bad. But, I personally enjoyed the "Vertical Bacon-Sandwich Revue" immensely.
C'mon DaKawa, did you think I was serious? My question was just another transparent ruse to post some quasi-tasteless material, in this case, a Kennedy excessive-drinking joke.....
Imo, we are more screwed than a tour-group in Amsterdam led by Hugh Hefner on Viagra.
See? I just did it again! A riff on Hef!
Good grub. Susie must've been in the bathroom.
I still don't see Shorty covering, now that the share-price is sloping like the shoulders of the bar-boy at the Kennedy compound.
I get that "you're too subtle" thing all the time, too.
Sox, S&M? You're into Spaghetti and Meatballs?? Me too!
Sox, I don't think you wanna see that video. I've seen it and the final-shot has been widely described, by various sources, as resembling a "bulldog eating mayonnaise".
fung, must I remind you of the first rule of fight club: Do not talk about fight club.
After he lost that race, they should've changed Funny Cide's name to "Suicide".
And all this time, I thought they sent horses to the glue-factory.
Thanks, Bull, how true. Macs suck more than an airplane-toilet. They would make a good boat-anchor.
As far as SOAP is concerned, I hope they don't make their soap like Brad Pitt did in the movie, "Fight Club", where he stole the big plastic-bags of "human liquified-fat" from the liposuction-clinic to make his soap.
Susie, what was the best thing before sliced bread?
Well, you can be sure that we're seeing the end of civilization as we know it when, "I want my dividend" turns into "I want my R/S".
Me too. It's alot more entertaining than when they start humpin' the bars on the cage.
But who's ridin' herd on that zoo board? It's like watching a turd-fight in the monkey-house.
I'm gonna miss you guys after this debacle is over. This collection of characters is rarer than the sighting of real breasts on Baywatch.
I know that I said that I wouldn't look at any more pennies, since I've been ripped-off worse than the Von Trapp family in a New York City taxi from JFK to Manhattan, but does anyone have anything positive to say about CBAK?
You are correct, sir. Our investment is collapsing faster than a 3 Stooges tent.
Firstly PRESIDENT,
How can you say that you didn't get good advice on this board? The first time you posted here, I warned you that your extra $1000 would be better spent on a lap-dancer, but you didn't listen. Now you're down 50%.
Secondly,
You are absolutely correct, sir. Contrary to what the vile bashers and nay-sayers running rampant on this board have to say, I wholeheartedly believe that there are PLENTY of good things to say about our little gem of an investment. Allow me to enumerate some of them, imo:
1. Saved investors tons of money by not splurging on unnecessary PR's.
2. Billions of shares---plenty to go around, enough for everyone to buy.
3. Not throwing-away precious money on SEC filings. We don't need no stinkin' filings!
4. Price is so cheap, you can buy a boatload. Billions, in fact.
5. Investors save money by not having to travel to those pesky Annual shareholder-meetings.
6. The thrill of catching "Next Week Fever". Nuff said.
7. Gained invaluable printing experience.
8. Preferential wait-list position for PCBM Palooza 2004 tickets.
9. The certs are pretty. (I hear)
10. If you ever need to buy a used-car-----you are GOLDEN, buddy!
And one other thing. Please try to ignore the negative bashers here. I like to call those people, "Fun Tampons", because they impede the flow of good times.
Happy Father's Day and Go PCBM!
Just another reminder.
Here's what we gave up------ a "booming business" with "interest-rates averaging 470 percent"...... All for a used-car lot @ .0001. imo.
Be sure to check out the payday-loan video under "Multimedia" in the right-hand column, if you really wanna get nauseous.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/06/13/eveningnews/consumer/main558685.shtml
I may buy one of these for myself:
huck, you are correct, sir. But judging by this photo, he may already be "on the road", hanging out in Lobster-mode.
ddfred, are you implying that, in the past, she might have glazed your maple-bar and you didn't remember??
Low, who's the current CEO of Spewf?.....Micos Putzski, V. Lo Castrovich or Vic Hertner? It seems that upper-management is going through more changes than Cher during menopause.
Hey rick, ain't it great to be on a PCBM board where we agree with you about this chuck-bucket investment and it's "management"?
I was too busy cleaning-out the spit-valve on my trombone to notice it.
Congratulations on your superlative grub!
Maybe NEXT WEEK/ROCKTOBER has arrived. After owning this stock for so long, I can now imagine what it must feel like to get a pap-smear with a rake.
She's already approved it, except she didn't like the addition of the gun. I argued that putting a gun in his hand adds that certain "je ne sais quoi", which kicks it up a notch. I think the gun sells it. Anyone may feel free to give their opinion. It's just that I don't want to "compromise the funny".
Yes, I experienced alot of pain from reading that. It had me screaming like Yoko Ono in late-stage labor.
Thank you all, for your kind words. And Bull, I thought "POS" stood for "Prunes Of Spewf".
You are correct, sir. Things are so bad that McDonald's supplies me with all my kitchen-condiments. And even Sally Struthers sends me food.
They may not be worth more, but the folded-wad will then be thicker than the hair-clog in Ziggy Marley's shower-drain.
See green? We'd all be better off buying one of those metal-detectors they sell on QVC and schlepping it to public parks and beaches, looking for loose-change. The only sure way to double your money is to fold it in half!