When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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WOW, Missy....cowgirl outfits, tattoo's, talks about penises, friends with the Budweiser girls. You are the total package!
Would you send me a pic of that, please? Thanks.
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Strap on the stirrups!!!!!!!
I knew you did. I'll bet you also have the matching Dale Evans bra and Calamity Jane panties!
Whoa, down boy!
You are correct, ma'am. I'll bet you really know how to cut loose when it's party-time!
Do you, by any chance, own a cowgirl outfit with the little fringed-skirt and lariat?
Gotcha! Good one, huh?
Not to worry, Missy. Anyone unlucky enough to miss that phony-photo yesterday has lost their window-of-opportunity.
It will have to exist only in their memory, like the recent "Susie Playboy Pictorial".
If you had an email address, I'd send it to you.....If I reposted it, Missy might pummel my nut-sack like a speed-bag at Gold's Gym.
You too, buddy. Columbus Day is my National holiday.
Good morning, Freddy.
Have you seen the latest news yet?
OK, all done! Thanks!
Need a ride home?
Sure.....just give me a couple of more minutes....
Missy, your generous and touching pictorial was well appreciated. Let me say "thank you" from all the men here for improving the quality of our lives:
Thanks for the inspiration!
Why Missy, I never realized........
I think you're referring to the guy with the tattooed nut-sack.
Do you mean to say that you haven't seen the ad for the new iHub Jail dating service yet?
Here's a joke:
Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for some fun. So Friday afternoon, he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both turn him down on account of prior commitments, and Superman is pretty ticked-off.
As he's flying around the stratosphere letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark-naked, sunbathing on the beach.
"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed-of-light, catch a quickie, and fly away before she knows what happened."
So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away at the speed-of-light.
Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell."
You mean only closed-mouth kissing and on-top-of-the-blouse/heavy-sweater fondling?
Would you allow the poor guy to reach "second" or "third-base" in that car? I'm sure a "home-run" would definitely be out-of-the-question.
Congratulations! If you can nibble on an unexposed one, she's packin' a pair of stiff pencil-erasers under there.
You are correct, sir. It's a jungle out there.
What time does the show start?
Did you know........?
Although Joltin' Joe DiMaggio refused to sign autographs, it was a well-known fact that sometimes, if you asked nicely, he would let you sniff his index-finger.
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It's that first screen you see after the computer starts up. In other words, it's the screen with Anna K's picture on it as a screensaver.
Put the folder on your desktop:
RIGHT-BUTTON CLICK on your desktop
CLICK on "New"
CLICK on "Folder"
This will place a "new folder" on your desktop.
Rename the folder "accents"
and it will be easy to find.
If you need more letters/accents, your computer has everything built in.
Click "Start"
Click "Search" or "Find"
TYPE IN: "character maps"
Click on "character maps"
and you will have most of the worlds letters/accents.
PÅÜ£ÌÉ ÇħHÉW§
You're welcome. I especially like the "¢" and "½, ¼, ¾". They really come in handy at times.
Here's how to do it:
Copy and Paste these letters/accents into a little file somewhere:
ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜ¢£¥PƒáíóúñѪº¿_½¼¾¡«»ff
à â é ê ë è î ï ô û ü ù ç
Now if you need an accent, just copy and paste the letter from this file.
You mean resumé?
I say fry these guys before they try a prison break:
You are correct, sir. Only the hand can detect the true viscosity, whether it be real, silicone, saline-solution, gel-pack, injection-molded, extrusion or Beanie-Baby implant.
What's the problem? Just head on down to Burger King.
Why go out and buy it when you can "liquidate the inventory" yourself?
I think these are still swimmin'.
How about some of this for dessert?
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
You mean this stuff?