When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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I would suggest that you fry THIS guy, but I'm afraid he's already been dead for 3 years and his remains can be found mummified in his rusted-out trailer-home:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/profile.asp?user=1952
Yeah, they may want to handle your six-shooter.
Has anyone seen the new iHub Jail "Welcome Card", handed-out to the phresh phish yet?
Susie,
1. Two out of 4 marriages end in divorce. The other 2 are suicides.
2. Check this out:
Hang On, Getting More Pringles.
Would you send me a pic of that, please? TIA.
HOGMP
fung, he already GOT his dividend. The way I see it is this.....
Dividend is made-up from 2 words------"divide" and "end"
And certainly, PCBM divided his end when they inserted that penny-scam shaft.
fung, I get the same feeling as I sit here waiting for my invitation to Ben & Jen's wedding.
But on the other hand, we couldn't be more self-absorbed if we were made of equal parts water and paper-towel.
AK, bet you never guessed that the name of the lady's husband is Heywood Jablowme.
It was done by star.the.wonder.pup from RB. Probably the same guy who's selling those PCBM T-shirts.
Of course, no one's going to question his right to carry a gun--------because he's carrying a GUN!
The penalty is that you'll get cert-burns on your butt-cheeks from the cheap-paper and the ink will run down your leg if it encounters moisture.
The penalties for using it as kitty-litter are different, however.
You are correct, sir. Soon, they will be attacking each other with the ferocity of Ed Asner eating a lobster, when he thinks no one is looking.
I think the "derf fiasco" changed him irrevocably. His comic-edge was eroded by doubt. He slowly began to "compromise the funny".
Oh, for shame! The witty remarks he could've come up with since then! He coulda been a contender!
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Like the twin-stars of Pollux and Castor in the belt of Orion, they pummeled my nether-region relentlessly and have dislodged my tender merkin.
Good sir, methinks I should be due another drubbing by cudgel, for posting such a foul and villainous iBox pic today. My cod-piece still winces from yesterday.
Quite verily, young grognard. But I doth already been smote by ye olde double-cudgel last night and my bollocks still smart from the smiting.
Why not invest in that list? You could resell it over and over to anyone who is starting a membership-drive for the Mental Midgets of America, National Idiots Association, Bone-heads Anonymous, Stupid Schmuckholders Society and the Always Clueless Penny Jerks.
Bull, I think you've just been double-teamed by the humorless cudgel of righteousness sisters. Flee while you can.
I knew you'd get a kick outta that one!
Tate, you don't have to worry about copyright infringement. I found the original photo to your signature pic from yesterday:
fung, not quite Jerry Springer. That member-photo gallery looks more like a full-page, testimonial ad for Viagra.
Oh yeah? Check out what's cookin' on the grill at the iHub Diner.
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Man, you are fast! Even faster than Ed Asner after telling him "Here's your plate....the buffet-table is over there".
Thanks, AK. Now that the window's open, we need an Ed Asner-sized, industrial-strength Brillo pad and a Hazmat cleaning-crew in full radiation-suits.
Would someone please crack open the window a little in here? It smells like a meat-eating gorgonzola-cheese living in the septic-tank of a slaughterhouse.
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I wouldn't be saying anything about putting your tool in someone's hands, while in this joint.
Good idea. That mixture may fool the cops into thinking you're drinking beer.
AK, would you please crack open the window a little in here? It smells like, well, imagine if Glade made an air-freshener in a fragrance called "Ass".
Tate, if I could get a reaction like that from everyone, I'd be happier than Ed Asner set loose in a Little Debbie's factory.
HOGMP
Would someone please crack open the window a little in here? It smells like FRYed pork being stashed in that car-trunk in "Goodfellas".
Pinnacle could've saved alot of printing-money, if the cultists ordered the certs and they were electronically Direct-Deposited into their account in the Share-Cave.
Geez, even at that rate, it would take'em almost 2 years to print-up the outstanding shares!
fung, maybe you're right. We should've left him in Jail, where he would've gotten his prostate stuffed.
Thank you, sir. Exactly my point. That's what makes Omega so opprobrious.
fred, you are correct, sir. You need top-of-the-line equipment to withstand the printing of billions of shares.
fung, I think it was his last, pitiful pump-attempt before the 8K release that convinced me.