When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Although I don't think that word is vulgar, if they had used terms such as meat-rod, penuculars, yam-bag or steaming lawn-sausage, I might think so.
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While I post on this board I go pants-less!
Colleen, all this talk about you running around topless has got me sweating like a Wal-Mart executive trying to find an employee with a green-card.
Don't worry about it. Perhaps your prowess is better at embedding other things.
Congratulations on your new board!
10,000.
It's starting to sound like "Parental DNA Results Revealed" Day on Maury!
I say throw velious into Jail. His innocence will disappear faster than the "PMS" message-board.
velious, fung is correct. These message-boards are for middle-aged, married men coyly trying to score with a handful of older babes, who may or may not have developed butts like a bag of wet clothes.
And Colleen, while we're on the subject.....
re: your #msg-1640039:
"I can even figure out how to make organ meat palitable at times."
So can I! But since you haven't specified whether you were referring to male or female organs, I'll supply tips for both.
For your husband's organ, I suggest dipping it in warm, bittersweet chocolate. Then apply some multi-colored sprinkles around it. A dollop of real whipped-cream (not that fake Cool-Whip) onto the tip will make it the most palatable organ in town.
For a female organ, I suggest tucking in a little lettuce, chopped tomato and shredded-cheese for a refreshingly tasty taco-salad. And go easy on the jalapeños.
Glad I could be of some help.
Colleen, I only use publicly-available photos, not private stuff.
If I betrayed people's trust, I'd be taken as seriously as a job-reference letter by gotmilk.
Please rest assured that I would never even think of copying your face onto some phony photo, in any sort of embarrassing, compromising or lascivious position.
I think Bob should wear that suit and hat while he's riding his bike.
Cytotekk, email it to me and I'll send it to derf.
pauliecashews@yahoo.com
Matt, I would sincerely like to thank you and Bob for
posting your pictures in the Member Photo Gallery.
They have been an unending source of inspiration.
Rick, what a co-inky-dink. I purchased Zippy on Ebay along with his little pull-cart.
I thought I could sell pony-rides to the kids, in the parking-lot of the PCBM House of Chicken & Waffles, in order to supplement my income.
Geo, thanks for that incisive and probing report.
I'm sorry to hear that Thurston Groves might not be a good investment.
I just put a large down-payment on a 2-bedroom condo overlooking the 18th hole of the Pinnacle Pines Golf Course, which includes the PCBM House of Chicken & Waffles. I even bought a small stall-condo for my pet, "Zippy, the Wonder Pony."
Welcome, George. After enjoying all your "The end-game is near" posts, finally, the end-game is here.
gotmilk, after checking with the "Official OUTBACK Training Manual", it seems that the "Chocolate Tower" was not named after the famous Ayre's Rock in Australia, as most people assume.
The manual states, that in reality, they named the "Chocolate Tower" after the tall mountain of butt-fudge forcefully extruded shortly after eating one. And I quote, "The loose-slurry will pass through the customer faster than a burrito dipped in Vaseline."
Undaunted, Outback will soon be announcing a new dessert "Tower" consisting of several different flavors of ice-cream, called the "DIARR-RAINBOW."
Incidentally, the name "Outback" was chosen for the restaurant when many diners, after eating the Chocolate Tower would ask, "Where's the toilet?." Of course, the waitress's response would be, "Out back."
I know. Another indicator that winter is coming to NY is that all the drag-queens are now wearing pants-suits.
Thanks for complimenting my grub. BTW: You can tell that winter's coming here to New York.
All the street-vendors have put anti-freeze in the hot-dog water.
Of course! Make sure the congregation says a prayer for me tonight.
The picture was pretty easy to do once he glued the beard and wig on. Getting him to sit still long enough to take the photo was the difficult part.
It takes a good eye and a delicate touch!
I guess alot of trouble could've been avoided this morning, if people would've paid more attention to this:
Thanks, Gina. I will surely continue to enjoy being mesmerized by your lovely sweater-puppies. They will warm my eyeballs during the cold, wintery months which are rapidly approaching.
Your mail-order bride is quite lovely.
Was that the one where she lost her job because she let him use the bathroom?
BTW, don't they sell Snapple in Texas?
fung, if you persist in questioning my terminology, you'll be sent to wantobe's board, where you'll be forced to listen to that Looney Tunes theme-song over and over until you start blowing snot-bubbles from your nose.
Have you seen the new issue of "Cot & Crapper" yet?
No wonder the iHub Jail is nicknamed "The Pokey".
Whatever you do, don't move my wolf cartoon. I wanna keep ogling Gina's love-melons for a while longer.
BTW: Since you're fixing the iBox now, don't forget to correct ONEBGG's name----- It says "aka Gig Gun" not "Big Gun".
Yeah. And would you crack open the window a little, please? It smells like kitty-litter and feet in here. Thanks.
Wassup fred. What did you do with Tate?
As a matter of fact, I wasn't even thinking about poor Roy. I was just making a cheap, low-class joke at Matt & Bob's expense.
Bull, while I feel sorry for Roy, it was only a matter of time before Tigger collected back-payment for all the stage-animals that have ever jumped through a flaming-hoop to wow a Japanese tourist.
But, 35 years without incidence is a damn good run when you’re dealing with 600-pound predators.
I think that hosting all of wantobe's pictures might've pushed your server over-the-edge.
Now that I think about it, maybe "Siegfried and BOB" would've been funnier!
He's not biting the dust. I think he's just saying that he's not going to be posting under the alias "newtopennies" anymore.
When I was a kid, when someone said they were "going on a long vacation", it meant they were going to prison.
AHA! HERE'S WHY Bob is so busy lately. He's got a second job that he hasn't told us about:
Since we are obviously in the middle of a love-fest, would you please replace my cartoon with this animated-eyeball version I just made? Thanks.