When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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To tell ya'll the truth, we yankees appreciate that "vertical-smile" we get from dem Southern gals showin' us some of their bald, G-string oysters. If ya'll listen closely, ya'll could hear our fist-on-fatpad slapping noises.
Ah bet you be really fond of our oysters, cuz i been hearing that dem Southern boys could probably spill seed over a knot in a tree.
I dunno. You take'em to see the chicken-fried steak steam-table at Luby's Cafeteria?
Well, iffen i had mah druthers, ah'd mosey on down and skinny-dip nekkid in the cement-pond with y'all.
I think it's because Presidents are simple creatures, who tend to flock to books like poor, halfwit PCBMers to shiny-nickels in a busy intersection.
You are correct, ma'am. I can see that's a pretty nice water-softener you're sitting on.
In my neighborhood, I was brought up thinking that "S&M" meant Spaghetti & Meatballs.
That pic caused many a young lad and lassie to swell with American pride as they confidently bought more PCBM. It was usually accompanied by the now infamous "To The Moon" mantra, even though the shuttle was never meant to go there.
That was the trademark pic of "juandeful". He inspired the cover of the PCBM Annual Report!
Did you also know that Mr. Cerf welshed on the bet and never paid him, so Dr. Seuss punched him in his colostomy-bag?
Do you remember her book, "The Fear of Flying" where she talked about the "zipless f____".? Check it out on Google.
You know, pornography is the only situation where the movie is ALWAYS better than the book.
I also enjoyed the sequel, "Glengarry Glenn Close".
If it wasn't for the hope of getting laid if I sat through these momo's, I'd never see any of these flicks. And sometimes the sex wasn't even worth the pain of the movie.
Not even being stoned could get me to sit thru "Steel Magnolias", "White Oleander", "Fried Green Tomatoes" or that Nicole Kidman sleep-fest "The Hours".
Nothing would make my eyes glaze-over faster than when a date would drag me to a double-feature of "The English Patient" and "The Bicycle Thief."
He's probably married and hasn't used it in awhile. He's just clearing out the cobwebs.
AK, you've outdone yourself this time. Another first!
You get the award for the Best Use of a Dick in an iBox.
occams, that has already been taken care of. The female version of the chair comes with this included:
http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html
Geo, please keep in mind that in these politically-correct times, we no longer refer to trash living in "trailers or mobile-homes". We must say that they are living "in a portable environment."
And they are no longer referred to as "homeless". They are now "outdoor wine-enthusiasts."
Thanks.
No. But you can wub some on my widdle heinie.
Actually, I got this:
Includes a refigerator, phone and laptop connections.
http://www.askmen.com/toys/mrtech/tech3.html
OK, you're hired. Get out the baby lotion.
I got a replica of Elvis' combination "La-Z-Boy recliner / deep-fryer".
oops, the site is flooded.
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Yeah, and tell her to blame that joke on Rodney Dangerfield!
I don't want to say that there's anything wrong with him, but when the kid was born, the doctor slapped the mother!
It's Matt. And I must admit that I am his godfather.
How about a baby beauty contest? Here's my first entry:
You must really mean that your skin is as thick as the hair-clog in Ziggy Marley's shower-drain.
C'mon, wantobe. Give Matt a break! Although you only know him from a few years at iHub, I know Matt since he was a baby!
See?
Thank you very much, everyone. I just want to say that after spending my 4th birthday here, PCBM has taught me that the purpose of my investing life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Along with the snout, teeth and eyeballs. That's why it tastes so good!
My grandfather worked as a hoof-grinder at the Hormel plant.
Bastin, OK, well that explains it.
I can't imagine why any woman would leave such a well-spoken, sensitive and handsome fellow such as yourself, a veritable perennial purveyor of bon môts and good cheer.
Nice Ibox pic! What are those two, round things dangling from that guy's thong?
To Avoid Incarceration:
Just follow these simple rules and thou shall remain free of colonic impediments:
I see that you and Phil are still sharing the SECRET bedroom.
I thought that after your acrimonious divorce from Phil, you sold the place and went down to Mexico to sip Rum Jumbies with Sammy Hagar at Cabo Wabo.
And please don't tell me about divorce lawyers. All I care about lawyers is that they're back in their coffins before sunrise.
Hey Bastin, ex-wife? Last time we heard from you, you were happily married to the most wonderful woman on earth. What happened?
Turned out she had more problems than a math-book, right?