When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Colleen, to further sweeten the pot, please keep in mind that you could attract several doctors at one time, not just one. They'd be crying like crack-babies.
They deserve it. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
Just imagine someone having the lung-strength to suck a golf-ball through a garden-hose.
Colleen, I still believe that a small investment of $99 for a tiny brooch-videocam, that you wear on your lapel, will reap immense rewards.
The thought of their salacious behavior replayed in open-court, would cause them to fudge their undies.
Yeah, that Boy's Town is a famous place. They had a woman there who could suck a Big Mac through a cocktail-straw.
AK, I could imagine your wife accidently looking over your shoulder, as you typed the words "shaved pussy" in Google to find that picture.
Does it mean that the bull is wearing Victoria's Secret and is therefore chased around like a hooker with a 14-inch esophagus?
I'm referring to the domesticated animal....not sex.
As a matter of fact, the last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Hey Churak! We're discussing pussy tonight. I sure you have some 'pet' stories you'd like to divulge.
I was just looking for a cheap excuse to include the word 'pussy' in a sentence.
Do you have a pussy at home? And would you shave it?
Oh, so you speak French! I hope you realize that's the French word for pussy(cat).
I remember Vargas from Playboy magazine. I squeezed gallons of masturbatory mileage out of his paintings when I was a young lad.
I hope you girls won't be discussing circumcision tonight. Keep that up and you'll turn this board into a veritable genitalia horn-of-plenty.
Colleen, you should definitely go to the Christmas party. But bring along a friend with a video-camera.
After these rich doctors get a couple of Vodka V-8's in them, not to mention their penchant for huffing Nyquil, they will begin to treat you with the same respect they'd give to a cocktail-waitress on an oil-rig.
And when their lawyers receive copies of the "harassment videos", the doctor's leering smiles will disappear faster than a Lexus parked in front of a Detroit crack-house.
And, uh.......don't forget my percentage of the settlement for giving you this idea.
You are correct, sir. It would be a fluke if he wasn't jail bait.
St. Ignatius? Novo, was that YOU? I thought you sounded familiar.
I'm Paulie, the guy from Loyola Prep who convinced you to "sing into the meat-microphone" in the backseat of my car after the Cardinal Spellman Dance! Remember how your plaid-skirt got stuck to the upholstery?
I don't talk dirty! I could've used other terms to describe my illustrious member.
My description of the female-region would be knowledgeable and thorough, yet poignant and touching at the same time. It would certainly border on a cloying sweetness, but also a definite reverence.
You want me to describe it here? But thanks for asking. I do have a vivid description.
OK, if you must know, from what I've been told by women who have had intimate contact with my illustrious member, they prefer it's long, smooth, streamlined shape, due to the "altering". It's aerodynamic shape does not impede the flow of any "extracurricular" activities. Try one, you'll like it.
I think you should re-name the board, "Cowboys and Cowgirls Talk About Sex". Heck, we might even prove that some females can actually have orgasms! What a concept!
Of course the extra skin would get in the way. It would be like washing your feet with your socks on!
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It stands for Cut C__k.
Personally, I think the extra skin would get in the way. Not to mention what may collect under there. And you could start a mushroom-farm.
Sounds great, Colleen. I could sit in your new vibrating-chair with you lounging on my lap. And I'd feed you Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets and Cherry Pop-Tarts for dessert!
Colleen, you are correct. It is a good thing that you live in Florida. If we lived any closer, I'd be knockin' at your door right now, with a pizza in one hand and a box of wine in the other.
Whoa, Colleen, I think you just gave me a "chubby".
Colleen, I just said that as a excuse to post a few, cheap circumcision jokes.
I feel that nothing is more beautiful than a woman's body.
Seriously, I put women up on a pedestal.... just high enough to look up their skirts. lol
Did you apply the blue-paint by spray-can, brush....or did you just fingerpaint?
I wonder who applied the blue-paint to those two swollen coconuts that the elephant was holding under his trunk?
Yes, I agree that the nether-region colors were eye-catching. It was just a bit startling to discover that blue elephants had uncircumsized trunks.
Hey, nice iBox. It's a refreshing change to see great painted works of art, instead of great painted genitalia!
Some advice to all who drink and post. Have you seen this?:
Yeah, youse Southern belles like dem diamonds on a wedding-ring. Not if y'all gotta dig'em up yourselves, outta a mine with a damn pick-axe.
That's why his name be "big chief fullobulsheeitt".
Ma'am, you be speakin' about rides? I think y'all be taken for a ride if y'all bought into a diamond-mine.
You be correct, ma'am. A friend with weed, be a friend indeed.
Dang, I be told by Texans that a "modem" be what y'all did when the grass and weeds got too tall. And that "online" be where to stay when y'all take a sobriety-test.
Ah think you been needin' some schoolin' fer the computer. Dem Texans think dat "megahertz" is how yer head feels after 17 beers and that a "mouse pad" is where Mickey and Minnie live.
Ah must say darlin', don't be confusin' mutual funds with mutual fun.
You are correct again, ma'am . Us damyankees be more interested in mutual funds than mutual orgasms.