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watcha talkin' 'bout? it's been in trips for weeks now
i pick #6
now that, i do believe
fb, is that canadian priness? i liiike
dang,i just found out that i have been restricted to 1 post on synj board. lol. what did i do???
neither did i, but found it interesting. hard to believe though, that something like that would happen in foreseeable future if ever. "too big to fail"???
me tooooo
got mine in mail. jk. got mine yesterday as well, i just wish they had PRd it prior to issuing divy!!! lol
no reason to label me as "most faithful". i'm far from that. i'm here 'till SYNJ is proven to have no potential and that is it.
thats why they call 'em freebies. for now just sittin'(a.k.a. driving) and watching the show. (with freebies and some some profit on the side)
yes it is
SO WHAT???
weeeeeeeeee
great finds dragonwing, thank you
and green friday it is!!!
power minute tickin' away
ok thanks
not sure. gimme their cell #'s. i'll call 'em
why? are they milking overtime hours over the weekend too?
if we could only break those 10's over the weekend when mms are not watching...
could it poss. have something to do with divy?
shame on you,sticking around only during hard times??? lol
go SYNJ
dragonwing,thats some good stuff you found. thanks
lol go synj
have a great weekend all
Obituary
Mr. Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
Common Sense, who has been with us for years. No one
Knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were
Long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be rememembered
as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to
come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life
isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies
(adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well
intentioned, but overbearing, regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for
kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding
an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers
for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in
disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further
when schools were required to get parental consent to
administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student, but
could not inform parents when a student became pregnant
and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten
Commandments became contraband, churches became
businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend
yourself from a burglar in your own home, and the burglar
could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a
woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot.
She spilled a little in her lap while driving her car, and she was
promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was
preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his three stepbrothers; I Know My
Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame and I’m A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he
was gone. If you still remember him, share this obituary with
your friends and neighbors. If not, join the majority and do
nothing.
yes weeeeee will
i do know that i am ready for it to be ready. lol
at least someone is ask wacking!!! lol
"The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart." hehe
yes it is, but WTH is buyin' it all?
How do these people seek a wife?
FISHERMAN
Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat.
SALESMAN
Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and successful career!
ECONOMIST
I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.
MATHEMATICIAN
Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.
IT CONSULTANT
Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.
BUSINESS MAN
Wife wanted for company.
POLITICIAN
I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc etc and never getting to the point)
CAR DEALER
Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition.
FARMER
Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.
LAWYER
I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and
void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever.
PILOT
Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!
BANKER
Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
SHAAYAR
Burri muddat keh baad eik arazoo jaagi hai,
Key hum bee shaadi shooda ho jaayeh,
Kya bahaana shaadi karaney ka............... joh
kurrey sarey sarey,
Yeah mai butaatah hoon .........
Kyoon key yaroo ub khud ghur keh kaam hotah nahee
sarey sarey.
ACCOUNTANT
Required a girl - 5'8' & 36' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family.
SHIRABI
Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round. Friends come round only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample.
MINICAB DRIVER
Hello! Hello! number 9 calling. This is number 9 I'm calling from base, erm a wife is needed for pick me up. Driving license not necessary, but map reading
skills are a bonus.
BEGGAR
Allah kay naam peh koi eik biwi dey dey,
Doosrey kee nahi to upni hee dey dey,
Allah terah bullah kurrey,
Tujhey eik key balley doh dey dey,
Hillery hogi toh Monika bhi dey dey!
BUILDER
Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the ground up.
DOCTOR
I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.
ARMY COMMANDO
My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided.
RACE CAR DRIVER
A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace!
ASTRONAUT
I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world!