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So, has O'Vomit fired the guy who came up with the idea of trashing Romney for his dog carrier yet? Payback's a bitch.
Funny....but not so funny, if you know what I mean!
Great post below the article:
"Steal a little, and they throw you in jail; steal a lot, and they make you a king*."-Bob Dylan
*or a politician!
Lets hope he MEANS it and gets some votes away from the DICKtator!
Surprise Surprise Surprise!
and a shazam!
Thumbs up on this one!
Plus reading the book could be hazardous to your mental health!
Old joke updated.
A rancher named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni R suit, GucciR shoes, RayBan R sunglasses and YSLR tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his DellR notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3R cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe PhotoshopR and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm PilotR that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQLR database through an ODBC connected ExcelR spreadsheet with email on his BlackberryR and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJetR printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a U.S. Congressman! ", says Bud.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used thousands of dollars' worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.
...Now give me back my dog.
Wow! Memories! Was a couple of times. Like you said, at the time, it was beyond compare!
46 percent Asian in Berkeley. Maybe they'll turn it back into a place of learning again instead of the radical cesspool it's been for years!
Hope you can ignore it an let it melt! Heck, it's almost May!
Well, I'm hoping the first rain helped with the soil being able to absorb more water (was dry hard-packed). We have a town well. Want that to keep running too!
Hopefully this afternoon (plus chance of rain right through Thursday) will help. S/b a lot of run-off today. Plus the usual horror stories in all the usual areas that should have never had houses built!
Old gold. Truer than ever.
She's certainly not senile either!
Sounds great. Never made one of their shows for some reason.
They sound so good live because they are musicians.
There are others out there, even to this day, but they are hard to find because the industry (and MSM) just keep force feeding garbage to the masses.
Only winners are the clowns who s/b flipping burgers (or in jail!!!).
Hate to admit it, but I am looking forward to some rain. I can't remember it so dry this time of year in THIS state!
Lefties don't like it....huge negative on the first post. Good work, Ted, f them!
Good luck!
Anyone who can't stand O'Bummer can't be all bad! Thanks!
I think you might like this John Hiatt tune!
Monday's HOPE N CHANGE well worth checking out. Don't miss 2nd Titanic reference on the bottom! Love this guy!
http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/
LMAO! Was just about to post "Gotta love Ted" as well!!!!!
You got my vote too!