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....off topic, but this UBS outfit has.....Cash $262,383,000,000.........Balance as of 9/30/2023..............................unrestricted, on account.......................
.....................write the check, Sergio............"Sonterra"...............TWO BILLIES, sir and we move on in life..........do it now...........alternatively, Sergio...................expulsion from the USA, AND a $5-billie SLAM.............a lot of your peers would welcome all of your customers and deposits..........approaching a trillie...........hello, Sergio.......???..........................
NOW...?..frankie's peeps track every word out of larry's mouth...para---mother---f/---k--ing---NOID....
....as for KING FRED.......a know-nothing CRACK-Hub troll.......on IGNORE....GO REDSKINS..........
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....I am reserving my opinion of Martin J. Gruenberg, FDIC Chairman...................complicated fella................I believe he would opine the same about me.....???......
.......as you know, our Denver THRIFT was wrongfully seized.....will the owners, or former owners of that THRIFT ever be compensated for their loss....????..
.......that answer lies in the lap of this Mr. Gruenberg gent, imo.............HOW WILL THE UWBI SAGA END.............????....................will the FDIC come through with its promised REMUNERATIONS (plural)............................????................
....Guy Gibson, who represents the former owners of the seized THRIFT............is very comfortable with the plan that this Mr. Gruenberg has 'outlined'.......
....one day, whenever..............we will find out what amount$$$$$ of compensation, if any, was paid out to the former owners of the now worthless stock.......
...further, FRED SCOTT's maternal grandfather, was determined to be, 8th, in line to the BRITISH THRONE, at one point............(true story - he was a direct cousin, of Edward, who abdicated in 1936)...........and that grandfather had a son, but papa died at 50 in 51....???.....and fred has an older brother.............but can you imagine.......and had Germany succeeded in bombing London and taking out the royalty, at that time.....????.......KING FREDERICK QUICKSILVER SCOTT I.........as weird as donnie trump, prez of USA........weirder...........???........WTF.....???....
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...this kind of stuff could go on for years.....the original case started August 12, 2011.........................FDIC has these 3 nobody dorks on its ATTACK RADAR for some reason......??..........but Deutsche Bank is, apparently providing the court with information SUPPORTING THE ANTI-TRUST ALLEGATIONS..................
.....the judge, imo, is letting the PLAINTIFFS and 'related parties' (FDIC, FHLMC, etc) GO FULL BORE.........................and again, DB joined our side, the settlement agreement is long IN FORCE.........................
......SERGIO..............dude..................ask to meet directly with Martin Gruenberg, or hire Neal Katyal (he's already on retainer with UBS???, or will be, soon).........POINT BEING, SERGIO.........................shut down this and the 3 related LIBOR cases......................throw out a number and see if Marty takes it.......with a short fuse..................... THIS PROBLEM IS NOT GOING AWAY, Sergio.........RE-READ THE DB SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT.........the FDIC wants a jury trial in a city of poor, beaten down folks..................to truly determine how the LIBOR crimes HURT LITTLE PEOPLE, in the USA................
..............whatever................play the legal game for another 2-3 years, sergio.....................works for me..................the longer this drags on, SERGIO, the greater the risk an ANTI-TRUST cause is applied........=.........GET OUT OF THE USA, sergio....................15,000 jobs wiped out.........285 UBS offices.....SHUTTERED, sergio......just because of YOUR ARROGANCE, sergio....................aimho......................gosh I love this sh*t.........................
....very true, cream puff sweets, but there are few opportunities in life to really, really cash in BIGTIME...........and we are in bed with dorks that throw around HUGE PILES OF CASH...........................all of this is TOO WEIRD, seriously.................I knew we wuz getting a small piece of RBS and LIBOR............but our LIBOR is the BIGGEST OF ALL..................????.....................
.....personally, honey buns, love dear.............I would take the goalposts, per, at this point and move on..............we could get dragged out, with LIBOR for another two years and still only end up with 11, per, or so............or even less, if UBS got out of the choke-hold..............................WINNING, buns.......very cool......aimho........
......I AM A TAD CREEPED OUT........by both this Sonterra weirdness and UWBI.......????...........too much going on.......SEALED AND SUPER SECRET......????......why............???.............
....as for as YEAR 2023.............until we are in the 20-day window (December 12???)...........$$$$$$$ hits our brokerage accounts and we is kinda F/--ed.....in a good way, because we'll have THE MONEY.............but that would mean we made a deal, for a stipend from the FDIC, without having to wait for the formal UWB Receiver termination...................in that case, imo.............and could go all the way back to the DREW TWO?????................
....so, if there is money in 2023, which I seriously doubt, but is still possible..............TENNESSEE WINDCHIMES, 11, per...........and the entire package is LTCG..............
............WIN WIN................goalposts per, in YEAR 2023............OR BIGTIME PAYOLA = $18 per, in a year or two.....EITHER, OR...............just FREE PALESTINE...................aimho....................
Dude: I truly do not care one iota about the endgame on Sonterra/LIBOR, as long as the UWB Receiver terminates and whatever other machinations happen.....FOR THE UWBI CUSIP HOLDERS TO GET PAID OUT.....................$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to us.............$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to us..................hello..............
as for Sergio and UBS......the FDIC venue shopped all the way to the Scotus (which passed and said on record, no more LIBOR) to get a federal court in Baltimore.........the Deutsche Bank Settlement Agreement narrative stated clearly that the LIBOR damages case, presented to an inner city jury would easily result in a $2-billion judgement (which could be tripled by the judge).................FACTS AND REALITY..............
Sergio...........sir.............DO NOT GET SUED IN A FEDERAL COURT, in an inner city, over at dat ameriKKKa hood...............with a jury chosen from the citizenry........ABSOLUTELY, no chance of getting out of this mess, SERGIO..........only a question of HOW MUCH.................and our attorneys will SPIN UP THE TRILLION WORD.......DAMAGE TO POOR, under-privileged SCHOOLCHILDREN............RIPPED OFF in an abusive manner by scheming, rich, arrogant, evil, hateful, white (careful, larry) BANK SLICKS..................OMG, outrageous and despicable.............$5-billies in damages, wouldn't even matter to these abhorrent, disgusting DEVILS.........................$5-billies.......................and the jury votes for the "Anti-TRUST" violations as well...............cool..........
no worries for us, SERGIO............WIN WIN for the shemales holding (ahem!!!) uwbi cusips........but for you, SERGIO..............GET THE HELL OUT OF THE USA and close down all 285 UBS offices, within 30 days..................HORRIFIC BEHAVIOR, Sergio.........................aimho........................
Come down off your throne and leave your body alone
Somebody must change
You are the reason I've been waiting all these years
Somebody holds the key
Well, I'm near the end and I just ain't got the time
And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home
Belleair Beach, FL......no trespassing, sorry.............show me the money on that Denver THRIFT mess......or FU..............
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Dude: it's just the vibe I got from the fascists......everything is going in to the related cases.........???.......might be a backdoor settlement.........the cross appeals are hung up, but we heard both were upheld, without fanfare........???.........which means nothing, although that judge that let the other 15 banks off the hook, apparently won, so UBS is left alone...............???...........GAME ON................(I monitor the 2nd D/US Ct. of appeals and I see the cases and no decision???)........
The Hague letter is/was just a ploy, imo.........and now, would only apply to UBS and F/- UBS...............unless we needed the letter to bleed Deutsche Bank, but DB is fully cooperative and would not need a Hague letter to hand over "evidence" or give testimony..........???............
Never know..............100% the UBS has to settle, so it seems like we have SERGIO by his little balls...........but he wants to fight for as long as he can, WITHOUT a formal jury trial.......???................
THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF RUSH ON THE RELATED CASES............they accelerate everything.....????......all UBS filings are sealed and many of the non-issues are redacted....???......very, very weird...................
WHATEVER............F/- SERGIO............really F/- the FDIC until we see money..............tastes like chicken, larry........................aimho.......
............$$$$$$ DOLLAR AMOUNTS ON ANYTHING RELATED TO THIS NIGHTMARE.................?????.......................
.....honestly.................a few clues, but the range of possibilities is QUITE WIDE...............could be anything from $2 per........to even like $20 per........the FDIC is sitting a secret TROVE which they admitted to and confirmed the holdco sale and net residual proceeds on deposit...............hello...........???.............
...to me, the money = about $9 per..............right now and then whatever comes out of LIBOR, which probably will only be another dollar or two, per......UBS has a defense and the monetary amount, on Sonterra is all.............SUBJECTIVE...................and therefore, could be LOW............imo...........
.....just end the charade............and send out the money...................after 1.1.2024, if you please, mr. customs man.........."coming into Los Angeles, bringing in couple of keys, don't check my bags, if you please, Mr. customs man".......arlo guthrie..................
.....I/M/O, larry...........the Deutsche Bank SETTLEMENT...........and court-acknowledged agreement to cooperate and support PLAINTIFF in the Sonterra action....CLEARLY BROUGHT UBS TO ITS KNEES......................presenting hard evidence of a conspiracy to manipulate a worldwide loan index.........would not be a good look for UBS, and the other associated banks......................also helps DB, politically, in the USA.......(Lehman and that Don fella)...........
.....who cares about who and why............SETTLE SONTERRA or whatever the F/-- it is...........and then consequently terminate the UWB Receiver, the UWBI Bankruptcy...............and SEND MONEY to the UWBI CUSIP BRONIES...............at your earliest convenience.............
......THE NIGHTMARE IS ENDING................halle--------------mother------------F/----K---ing-----------------lujah.............(Hallelujah??)...............
....btw, Hanukkah begins at nightfall on Thursday, Dec. 7, and ends at nightfall on Friday, Dec. 15...............PEACE ON EARTH, please, father........and BLESS the uwbi cusip angels..............................
....did mean girl BLACKMAIL BOB settle and solve Sonterra/LIBOR...........????..............
....OMG, it appears the legal blackmail OPTION (expulsion) proposed to one UBS.........might have worked................wait a minute, didn't BLACKMAIL BOB state that presenting the expulsion option to UBS was, in fact, BLACKMAIL and further, BLACKMAIL BOB said BLACKMAILING UBS into settling was wrongful, illegal and sinful...............?????.......................hello............???..........
.....all is well that ends well.............and, imo, an anti-trust conviction = many, many forms of punishment, including, but not limited to EXPULSION FROM DOING BUSINESS ON USA SOVEREIGNTY......................OMG.......................
....SONTERRA might be shutting down.................hopefully, not in year 2023..................but whenever.........no worries and no hurries......aimho............
....ain't no collection laws that apply to personal loans, made by individuals, BIBI....................(nor on commercial loans, but that is another story)..............
.....you must not have ever had your trailer SHAKEN (ala shake-n-bank chicken), BIBI.....................my other 'techniques' are much worse, BIBI............trust me......I won a national award from a huge US bank 'clawing' back substandard commercial loans.............I was considered a RABID ANIMAL.............
....just produce, BIBI........and get yourself out of your present predicaments..................
....you also might wanna consider showing more respect to authority figures, BIBI...........would improve you DIGITAL IMAGE....................
.....HAD WE TAKEN FCNCA STOCK, rather than cash, in order to stay alive and collect from the FDIC.......(1/98 conversion)......
.....FCNCA.............$1,480.01 +12.12 (+0.83%)..............we'd have our original cusips worth about $14.85 per, EQUIVALENT......but we all probably would have sold most of some of it.......and bought crap that has gone down...........................
..........HOW-------------mother-----------F-/**K-----ing-------------EVER..................our ultimate payday might far exceed $14.85 per..........might...........per, the FDIC, we are only sitting on $10 per, or $10.50 per.................with a possible bump from LIBOR.............but $2-billies, settlement = $9.50.......plus the nine$$ per we have now...........DO THAT MATH....................or some variation.........................
....and FCNCA could drop 50% over the next 6 months, while we get that $18.50 per, with no tax consequence..............BANJO BOB MONEY.......(is it real???).......
......NO WAY IN 2023 - - ROBARE - - DON'T YOU DARE (poetic)..............BUT seriously, ROBARE, if UBS settles Sonterra soon and prevents a jury trial in Baltimore...........................I will retract one-half of those horrible things I've said about you, hereon....................gotta happen in the 1st half of 2024.................
......not sure of your track record on predictions, ROBARE.......(got you a $100,000 bar tab with me that I still plan to collect)...........but you mght nail this LAST OF LIBOR legal case..................and how we got involved is shocking, but might pay off............
.....so continue to work you MAGIC, robare.....................GETERRRRRRDUNNNN!!!!!!!................and we might even work back some of that hundred grand........IF YOU BEHAVE, robare...................
.....................................we COULD be quite happy SOMEDAY, we bought those nasty, wiped-out, worthless uwbi cusips.....might be.............and stress someday, robare..................................
....ROCK ON, bobbie................a new you, playing hardball.......we like...............the European mentality is one of stubbornness, because they are not acclimated to the LEGAL WORLD in ameriKKKa.......and the arrogant 'peans think the FDIC is piling on since billions have been paid out on LIBOR....and the city of Baltimore is being handed a big chunk of cash as it struggles...........................???...............
....again, "financiers" as these AHs refer to themselves mis-read the LEGAL MORASS, that is the USA........our entire country is litigious beyond description........and the business world, and government and education systems and the average joe..............ARE TANGLED UP PERPETUALLY IN COURT CASES AND LAWYER MEETINGS..................it is true...............but, when in Rome..........do as the Romans do......................
....which brings us back to Sergio and Marty.........................don't start the trial process on Sonterra..................I'm serious.................I know the FDIC and have been involved with them on many legal cases (not even counting BANJO BOB RICHARDS - how did that turn out???)............don't go to court with the FDIC............
....whatever............WIN WIN FOR THE UWBI CUSIP VERMIN..........that is the best business position to be in, and we are..............
..................BOBBIE..........BOBBIE........BOBBIE...........BOBBIE........................
OUR MOTTO ON THIS BOARD.....is the same as the GIRL SCOUT CREDO..................................
..................."Be Prepared"..................
....re: the infamous failed THRIFT cusips.....today...6 months...1 year...2 years....??....no problem with any of those time frames...$1,250 in interest accrues, PER DAY, into my entertainment escrow.....no hurries...........no worries.......
.....BIG BOY LEGAL CHESS..................imo, neither side is very street smart..................or we wouldn't be sitting here................gotta settle this Sonterra.......UBS is a business and a business should seek to minimize expenses...........WHAT IS THE CHEAPEST AND SOONEST SERGIO CAN GET HIS A*S OUT OF SONTERRA......................$400mm, today...............????................$1-billie today.................$2-billies in a year................???.................SERGIO, dude........speak directly with Marty..................ask him what it will take to shut sonterra down, TODAY..............or at all..........ASK HIM, Sergio.............in the BEST INTEREST OF UBS common stockholders and creditors and employees.............BEST INTEREST, Sergio, or mayhaps we get rid of you, Sergio.........................hello............
...................................aimho.............or larry's, as I ain't up yet............leave the $1,250 in the package box at the front gate......tips accepted as are THC edible samples.........then GIT...................from my hood...........tyia...........................
chin ram, SERGIO with that suggestion of expulsion, BLACKMAIL BOB...........time to start playing hardball with those arrogant swiss crooks...............if we file the formal suit...........IF.............IF.............we ain't settling..........ever.......for any amount, any admission of guilt, any offers of anything............sorry..............
I vote to file the formal SONTERRA action, which is long drafted and only has to be "entered"....................two mouse clicks and SERGIO has a big problem......might be the biggest on ALL OF LIBOR......................aimho.................................let's do this..................
....one more point on the Deutsche Bank Settlement, re: LIBOR/sterling...................
The Court hereby awards Plaintiffs' Counsel attorneys' fees of $1,666,666.66 (33.33% of the total Settlement Fund), and litigation expenses of $375,536.24, together with interest for the same time period and at the same rate as earned by the Settlement Fund until paid, which shall be paid out of the Settlement Fund.
There is tremendous incentive for the respective attorneys to settle, especially ours............although they just got $2-million, total.........and that was on the super-mini-DB settlement.............wait until the $2-billies hits..............??????????...............................
...HOW THE F/----K DID THE LITTLE BITTY, non-binary UWBI cusip sand fleas..........GET POSITIONED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BIGGEST SUIT......on the WORLDWIDE LIBOR SCANDAL...........????.............a lucky lotto ticket or a waste of another 3 years (as with Banjo BOB RICHARDS and the income tax refund snafu of the century)..............???.....................
...who cares..........???....LIFE.....and we, the sand fleas, could get an ADDITIONAL....ADDITIONAL $10 per, out of this ugly mess ($2-billies, settlement, which is in the works, imo).........................
....the HAGUE LETTER, imo, submitted DIRECTLY BY THE FDIC (special INTERVENOR, with standing of sorts??).............ploy........opens up subpoenas and request for documents......from any involved, off-shore bank...............YAWN.........YAWN...........we have several "smoking guns".........SEVERAL......already and the Hague letter is not necessary, imo...........
.....BIGGEST BANG IN ALL OF SONTERRA LIBOR......??.......HUGELY COOL............the Deutsche Bank settlement..........WTF.........and an endorsement from the court...............UBS, dudes............SHUT THIS CIRCUS DOWN, you f/--king idiots........................DB RATS YOU OUT........in a jury trial in BALTIMORE.......????........SURRENDER....Mr. Sergio P. Ermotti....................cut your losses and move on.............getting expelled from the USA is not a good look when the BANK itself is now starting to wobble, SERGIO.................aimho.....................
....FDIC's legal premise on SONTERRA/libor, is...........little people were hurt, damaged and otherwise abridged...........by the actions of UBS.........
....the Anti-TRUST violations, if determined are GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION..................
......not sure what or which side triggers a resolution or settlement or jury trial..........but at this point in time......DANGER.......DANGER.......smart folks on both sides should not allow a formal suit to commence.................the warship, once launched, cannot turn around in a narrow "nile"...........just sayin'...............
.....who me....??.........I like watching the animals in the LIBOR ZOO play legal chess...................while I accrue $1,250 each and every day, while I nap and cocktail..........knowing that someday...................a big pile of fresh, steaming hot, tightly packed, U.S. legal tender is gonna get DUMPED on my stoop (ok, entry gates, but you get my point).............
...............tingle............tootle....................quick flash, larry...................aimho.........................
......HOW-----------mother-----------f/----ing-----------EVER...................BIG MONEY ON SONTERRA/Libor WILL ONLY FLOW to the UWBI CUSIP RODENTS...............via a long, long legal fight and in the end a jury verdict - - that could even get TRIPLED.........2-3 years, or more...............
....SO, if you hapless fairies want the LARGE GREEN..................muscle-the-F-/--up..............and make a huge case against those FIENDISH, EVIL, CONSPIRING, UBS Bank dorks..................blatantly RIPPING OFF, poor, inner-city, underprivileged SCHOOLCHILDREN...........in Baltimore, Maryland............the nerve of those scoundrels........................OUTRAGEOUS and DESPICABLE......................hello.........????..........see how we play this...............???..........and then we throw in the ANTI-TRUST CARD..............WORLDWIDE ABUSE..............slick and slimy HATERS of inner city children in the USA.....................
.....................we got this, BLACKMAIL BOB................but add in the part about KICKING THE EVIL UBS SLIMEBALLS TOTALLY OUT OF THE USA.......GET OUT CREEPS............................and STAY OUT, forever..........................
....................this is fun, BLACKMAIL BOB................stack it high and deep..............................then take the $2-billies at the courthouse steps.......whenever convenient.......................aimho...............
....I'm trying, BLACKMAIL BOB..............(wink wink)........numerous legal undercurrents we probably don't see.....................
....MY BIGGEST POINT IS THAT UBS CAN MOUNT A DEFENSE AGAINST THE TYRANNICAL, FASCIST FDIC...........gonna be impossible for UBS to get off the hook with the jury......but that 7th Amendment trick (clearly Neal Katyal assist, imo) is beyond genius and can keep the Anti-TRUST charge off UBS' record, by the jury..........and buying off the City of Baltimore doesn't hurt and is dirt cheap ($10millies???)...................
.....FDIC is tough...........they claim they try to resolve all conflicts amicably, and avoid the court processes......????......yet never do................
.....you know what I'm thinking, BLACKMAIL BOB.................?????...........correcta-mundo.......Marty is nasty enough to 'suggest' that option.......scary thing, is.....Marty would do it.......................aimho................BLACKMAIL BOB = genius.......(...IF IT WORKS, IF IT DOESN'T.............BUTNER BOB.....)............aimho.....
......HOW WOULD FRED SCOTT SOLVE THE SONTERRA/LIBOR/FDIC vs UBS....STANDOFF...........????.........
...depends upon which side I represented, but were I an arbitration judge (which I was for several years)............I would bring the two parties (and attorneys, ok, ok) together...........with a simple sheet of paper, for each, listing call 'em "important points" (or something neutral, but informative and sincere).......
...WE TRADE SHEETS.................and get feedback from each party.......on the other's important points..............arbitrator is a professional observer and notes WHICH POINT TRIGGERS the oppositions response.....and what that response is...............................
.......we narrow down each side's one or two BIGGEST "issues"...........the goal is to TRADE each side's one or two BIGGEST concerns.......with the opposition.......WE TRADE.................THIS WORKS 90% of the time............(I dealt with large commercial contractors almost every time, big money, hatred, etc)........................
....UBS SAYS IT HAS PAID AND PAID AND PAID on LIBOR and UBS STATES IT DID NOT VIOLATE ANTITRUST LAWS..........the FDIC SAYS UBS WAS GUILTY OF VIOLATING ANTI-TRUST and other LAWS and has weaseled out of every settlement on LIBOR and needs to PAY DAMAGES for LIBOR...............
.........FINAL GOLDEN QUESTION...................to both sides.................can we monetize this discussion...........????..............gotta get a yes and usually we do.................UBS says it offered $250mm, which is all the BOD will allow....LAST AND FINAL AND THE BOD WANTS A JURY TRIAL.....???......FDIC says $2-billies - - which is the minimum a jury will award, before it gets tripled by the judge................????..................
...........THERE IT IS....................one other point on arbitration is both sides have to agree that a resolution has to be determined.........ya need both sides to agree to the end of the battle, herein...............then, it's about money.........with us, UBS wants (blame the BOD) immunity on LIBOR...........the FDIC says UBS must admit to "liability"...............UBS should agree to admit guilt and the FDIC should give immunity..........AND TAKE THE $250mm...........OR GET A UBS COUNTER OF $400mm, with immunity and the admission of "liability"............that's my call...............................
.......................FRED SCOTT SOLVED THIS CASE........................possible....................we'll see.......at least we are trying....lawyers hate me, but that's also a good sign..................AIMHO..............
PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL
.....To: Martin J. Gruenberg, FDIC Chairman
.....From: United Western Bancorp, Inc. shareholders and confidants
.....Re: Sonterra/LIBOR/sterling
UBS, as lead defendant in the subject.......COULD AND SHOULD easily win the subject litigation.......The groundwork has been laid down......the city of Baltimore is fully compensated for any alleged infringements and the 7th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was set up as a SAFEGUARD to defendants, in civil actions........point being.........jury says, no way was there a hint of anti-trust behavior, nor anything else related...............FREE UBS.......FREE UBS................
Take the offer, Marty, and shut down LIBOR, forever.................(and the handsome gents over at UWBI SEWAGE CUSIPS LLC would also appreciate appropriate payouts and closure)...............
Much love, Marty.........................say hi to larry d. kaplan for us......................................
....DOES the FDIC filing the Hague Letter and getting formal approvals from the court.....constitute a TROJAN HORSE......????......
.....What does Trojan horse saying mean? If you describe a person or thing as a Trojan horse, you mean that they are being used to hide someone's true purpose or intentions...............
....a ploy...........a technique......??.........BUT THE FDIC WANTS A JURY TRIAL...........and milking the off-shore banks for "complicit" or supporting evidence of ANTI-TRUST crimes, imo, IS SHOWING UBS THAT THE FDIC IS SERIOUS AND PLAYING HARDBALL..............................
.....well done...............but will UBS crack..........and up the ante.........or fight on...............????...........who cares.........more time = more money for us.......aimho.......
....on Sonterra, I believe both sides will play legal games for a long, long time..................marathon legal chess match and there is no urgency for either side to do anything but play legal head games.................this might be an epic standoff.....................
....the FDIC could move for a suspension of UBS business in the USA, imo................until the matter is resolved..........????............judge might give the FDIC approval for something like that................so, there are alternative legal bowel movements to GET ONE SIDE TO CAVE...................
...again, were I representing UBS, I would do what UBS is doing.......offer to settle for $250mm, require full immunity on LIBOR from USA banks......and enter the UBS waiver language in a settlement agreement................?????..............FDIC says F/U..............admit guilt or we get a jury to decide guilt and damages...............
....that is where we are and it ain't pretty..........I suggest an arbitrator, like DC EMHOFF (or his designee at venable LLP) or some other diplomatic middleman......that can squeeze marty j. gruenberg..........because marty is the dude that controls all of Sonterra/libor......and really, all of UWB/UWBI......aimho.....
.....UBS IS NOT GOING TO ADMIT TO A USA ANTI-TRUST VIOLATION......................ever.....no way......ain't happenin'....................
.....FDIC says............not a problem............WE'LL GET A BALTIMORE JURY TO DECIDE IF UBS IS GUILTY OF FRAUD, CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT FRAUD, ANTI-TRUST VIOLATIONS, RACKETEERING, (Federal law includes 35 crimes that can be prosecuted as racketeering offenses).............ETC........ESPIONAGE....????........
.....then the jury calculates............DAMAGES............WORLDWIDE DAMAGES................the nerve of those arrogant, scheming, evil, hateful.......white.......BANKERS...............conspiring to bring pain to poor, underprivileged SCHOOLCHILDREN..............ruthless abusers......................
..................we are on the side of the PLAINTIFF...........the FDIC.............hello...........................let's do this...........AIMHO..................
.....on SONTERRA/LIBOR, a stipulated settlement, with the court's acknowledgement......which both sides probably want................would take 6 months to get approved...............BEST CASE....................and that's a mutually agreeable settlement...............
....sorry, but we are deep, deep into YEAR 2024.............before even a peep of legal compromise.......................DEEEEEEEEEEEP into 2024.............
..............keep the interest accruing on the holdco residuals...........and all is well...........................
...................TINGLE...............TOOTLE............................
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Amendment Seven to the Constitution was ratified on December 15, 1791. It protects the right for citizens to have a jury trial in federal courts with civil cases where the claim exceeds a certain dollar value. It also prohibits judges in these trials from overruling facts revealed by the jury.
UBS might have found a defense, on sonterra...........pretty genius lawyering................these are BIG BOYS, PLAYING HARDBALL and this might get the FDIC to settle, imo............
...UBS is also alleging that the FDIC is being "tyrannical"................which is true, but if the FDIC can get away with it................it's legal and legit..........A LEGAL SHAKEDOWN.......and some of the payola goes into the G-strings of those failed Denver THRIFT cusip flunkies.........???.........how cool......
....LET's go all the way, gents................
....I might go out on a limb and say we settle SONTERRA/LIBOR before year end 2023..................?????............and that $250mm deal is agreed upon........
.....just a hunch..................I think the FDIC wants to look tough and legally savvy.....................but, settles.........soon...............and all of UWB/UWBI shuts down............I could be dead wrong..................but the FDIC is piling on by going after UBS for another $2-billies..........c'mon, FDIC.........UBS has paid for the sins of one dork..........................ten bucks per, LAR LAR.................on or about 2.1.2024..........................nice............we'll see..........................
....AGREED, lar lar........the FDIC plays these games......ODDLY......mofos are UNPREDICTABLE, and often not concerned about money.......which is scary.........
....UBS is totally burned out on LIBOR................and has thrown money at case after case.........with those bizarre disclaimers on every case..........
....truth, lar lar............I love this sh*t...........gamesmanship at the highest level......AND WE MIGHT CASH IN over this......might...........
.....gotta think outside the box to settle this..........a jury trial is a BAD IDEA........but, it could also bring big bucks for us..........in 3 years...............aimho.......
......AGREED, lar lar, that UBS and the city of Baltimore have resolved other LIBOR issues.............OURS IS CONNECTED TO THE CITY OF BALTIMORE's SCHOOL DISTRICT BOND ISSUE........................and Baltimore is both a city and a county, like, I believe St. Louis is.............
.....the filings on the 2 "related" cases indicate that UBS, thru top secret flings, has reached agreements with Baltimore.....the new mayor is a very, young, impressionable dude who, supposedly made the deal...........UBS is trying to get leverage by doing a "by-pass" deal on Sonterra, imo...............
....the problem with our situation, Sonterra, lar lar.........is described in the Deutsche Bank settlement agreement................the FDIC wants to take down UBS for all of LIBOR............we read about five of UBS settlements and they are LEGAL GEMS.......UBS, in the settlement waivers.......states boldly that it is not admitting responsibility in any manner for LIBOR.....................the FDIC is pained by UBS arrogance...................
....pretty exciting LEGAL CHESS MATCH, lar lar..............now UBS is bringing in a constitutional violation claim - - 7th amendment...???....and both sides are posturing to fight in Baltimore, with an inner city jury trial, where UBS ripped off the poor, underprivileged school district...............
...LETS CASH IN ON THIS CRAZINESS, lar lar love..............FASCINATING..........aimho..........
cash.................btw, where are we on those dirty, worthless, wiped-out UWBI cusips, honey buns dear..........????..........you feel me........???............
..you homos want my Christmas want-list...........????............NO.......HELL NO...............(tough, here it is)...................
CASH
THC EDIBLES
Starbucks Gift Cards
THC vape pens
Wine
any Lacoste clothing item.....XXL.......
any Omaha Steaks package
simple..................thank you in advance.......................
SOLUTION to the Sonterra/LIBOR action......(which also shuts down the UWB Receiver and closes out the UWBI disaster with a payout to the uwbi cusip shemales)...............................
UBS agrees to admit "liability" on LIBOR and the FDIC gives UBS immunity on all fed/state chartered financial institutions in the USA.........oh, and UBS agrees to pony up $250mm (an expense which gets discounted 40% in Switzerland, imo)............................THE END....................
net result for the uwbi cusip turds.....................$10 per share.........$5 + $3.75 + $1.25..................payable in about 20 days.....................???......
very, very cool..........wish it was more..........BUT ENDING THE UGLY MESS IS SUPER COOL.......and ten bucks per ain't too bad..........aimho........
.....what's UNBELIEVABLE is how the F/--- we, the uwbi cusip rats got CAUGHT UP IN THE WEIRDEST PART OF THE LIBOR SCANDAL......????.......unless, we cash in, someday, over all of this...........................???......
.....there could be a jury trial.........in Baltimore.........it appears both sides want this to SETTLE the STANDOFF.....................???.......the Deutsche Bank settlement agreement spells out this problem....................???................dunno which side controls the SETTLEMENT trigger..........I say the FDIC.....which is US, lar lar.......so we could easily get, like AN ADDITIONAL $10 per share...........JUST ON THE LIBOR portion of the Receiver's recoveries.....................
......DREAM BIG, lar lar love....................put a positive spin on this nightmare.......................
.....the daily interest accrual on the holdco residuals gives me a perpetual TINGLE........and more time = more money.................aimho................
......HUGE CONSTITUTIONAL PROBLEM WITH OUR SONTERRA/LIBOR..........????.......UBS claims the FDIC is being "tyrannical" with its demands on UBS and is acting without cause and the 7th Amendment is/was established to "protect" private citizens from tyranny by the state..........?????........via juries......???.......
.....O/M/F/G..................now what......???...............could take another few YEARS to sort out all of this.......UBS has a good point.....UBS has paid out billions, now, on LIBOR and the main perp (Tommy Hughes) went to jail..................and we see the city of Baltimore has been paid out, royally??........for the possible losses the school district might have encountered, for the interest rate manipulations.......................
....THE FDIC IS BRUTAL AND MIGHT NOT BACK DOWN.............the FDIC wants a judgement for damages and a full admission of guilt (ok, liability).......UBS wants across the board immunity, moving forward.................STANDOFF...............$$$$ cannot solve this problem........we don't think........
.....bottom line for the UWBI bi-curious BRONIE cusip rats.........years.........painful..................(we might be accruing interest on the holdco net proceeds, so this ain't ALL BAD.............)...............and we might cash in.........whenever the nightmare ends.........................AIMHO..................
there once was an i-HUB troll named BOB
who lived in a trailer, but still was a SNOB
this dweeb had no CRED
we named him BOBBLEHEAD
and now spreading lies is his JOB
limerick genius....???.....
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