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Viiage idiot,
Are you drinking and posting again?
EDIT: except for the six kids. you got kids? then your an idiot.
It's you're, idiot.
Are you calling all people that have children idiots?
Like your parents?
You sure are putting forth a lot of effort in your attempt to make enemies.
Have fun,
Phil
I noticed that there are a fair number of jokes that have been posted here.
Try this thread for jokes:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/board.asp?board_id=30
Have fun,
Phil
Weasel Breath,
Almost every time I have ever "lost a post", I could hit the back button or review the "history folder" and find it.
Not every time, but almost always.
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Phil
Poet,
In addition to all of his sons being named George, I saw on TV the other night that he has a daughter named Georgetta.
Have fun,
Phil
Bob,
Turns out all I ended up saying in my post was exactly what Bullrider had said earlier, but I hadn't gotten to that post yet.
I thought we were friends.
You can call me Phil.
Have fun,
Phil
CH,
My advice from personal experience is to never drink and post
I'll second that.
A couple of times on SI, I had one or two too many and posted something I should not have.
The next day, I opened my reply folder and had to click on the "in reply to" post to understand what the poster was replying to.
There were a couple of times when I thought, "Did I say that"?
LOL
There have been a number of times here when reviewing "monkey boy's" posts and thought, is he drunk or what?
Again, good observation.
Have fun,
Phil
In response to this post by The Large One:
http://www.investorshub.com/boards/read_msg.asp?message_id=59974
That day I had a .45 AMT Back Up in an Alessi inside-the-pants holster above my
right hip.
And another one I could not find,
I called Alessi and ordered an inside the pants Alessi holster for my Kahr 40S&W. it came in Friday. I have worn it for two days now and love it. Very well made, designed and stiched.
Now for the best part. When I ordered it I was told there was a four week delay. I offered a credit card number, a check, a money order or whatever they wanted as payment. I was told no, they would invoice me. Sure enough, the holster arrived with no strings attached, other than payment upon acception.
No way would I ever fail to pay the invoice. The companies that operate on trust these days are few and far between.
I love this company.
Kahr now on my hip.
Have fun,
Phil
I have read a hundred or so posts today.
A lot of them dealt with the number of minutes allowed to edit a post.
Some thought 15 minutes was too long because of abuse.
I feel 15 minutes is just right.
If someone is abusing this feature, all one has to do is copy and paste the portion of the post they are responding to.
Like this:
If someone is abusing this feature, all one has to do is copy and paste the portion of the post they are responding to.
That way, the post you are responding to is recorded.
If the post is edited by the author, then copy and paste the revision:
If the post is edited by the author, then copy and paste the revision:
Then post your response to the edited post.
This way, all edits are recorded, and if they are TOS posts, Matt can act on them.
Have fun,
Phil
CH,
Are you drinking again?
Exactly what I was thinking,
Have fun,
Phil
So Joe,
I guess that changes your business plan?
LOL
Have fun,
Phil
Martha Stewart advice for Rednecks
GENERAL
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
DINING OUT
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the wine.
If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOUSE
A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
DATING (outside the family)
Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
Be upfront and aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."
Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
THEATER ETIQUETTE
Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
WEDDINGS
Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession
Having one more drink at graveside with the deceased, is only appropriate if the deceased supplied the whiskey.
Have fun,
Phil
RA,
I just want to make sure we're not defined as "useless" by BananaBoy and his "committee" and thrown off iHub! BWAHAHAHAHA
He threatened to throw me off. I told him and his "committee" to kiss my bare behind.
Have fun,
Phil
GP.
just another step in the dance, huh?
Right.
Have fun,
Phil
Monkey man,
I only respond to your idiotic posts.
Have fun,
Phil
Joe,
Don't reply to my posts, your a useless member on this site and I refuse to play grab ass with you.
Your thoughts mirror mine.
Have fun,
Phil
Village idiot,
Facts that have been crammed down your throat, you little twit.
Have fun,
Phil
Cava,
Yes,
The silent majority rules.
Again,
YES YES YES
Have fun,
Phil
As I remember Fred never had a shed, but my garage looks like Fred's yard.
I simply have a problem throwing stuff away.
Every time I do it, the next week, I need it.
Have fun,
Phil
Large one,
I feel off of a latter
You sipping a little to ease the pain?
You fell off of a ladder?
I feel for you.
Have fun,
Phil
Dan,
How do you find bottles and arrowheads with a metal detector?
Just wondering,
Phil
America, the boneheaded...
The following were answers provided by 6th graders during history tests.
Watch the spelling! Some of the best humor is in the misspelling.
1.Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that all the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
2.Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened
bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
3.Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
5.Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
6.In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled biscuits, and threw the java.
7.Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."
8.Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw.
9.Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted "hurrah."
10.It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
11.The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a
heroic couple. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
12.Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote paradiseLost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
13.Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand."
Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
14.Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. They
believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.
15.Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very large.
16.Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
17. The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbits. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered the radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.
Have fun,
Phil
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Phil
HUH?
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Phil
Shao,
A man's work is never done.
I heard that.
Have fun,
Phil
Village idiot,
Churches collect money and do charity work and other such things, they do not stash it away in a cash account. Their PURPOSE is not to make money.
I was saying, the PURPOSE of that site is to make money. eom
First, EOM is used after one line posts to alert people that are viewing the "home page of the thread", that there is nothing that follows.
Since you are so "computer savvy", did you not already know that?
Churches are a business just like any other. They take in money and they spend money. The churches hire a minister and pay him a salary. They pay to have the roof repaired. They hire a painter to repaint the chapel, etc.
Any money that is left over, is almost always donated to some charity.
It still is a money making organization.
How do you know that some of the money collected by excels company doesn't go to charity?
You don't.
And since you are an idiot, it probably does not matter.
Have fun,
Phil
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight, "says Paddy.
"That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "he couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy,"a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you
have something in your hand?" "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs.
O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a
fight!"
Have fun,
Phil
Sherry,
have fun
Don't be stealing my close.
LOL
Have fun,
Phil
Please don't be stupid. No religious co.org should be in business only to make money.
You mean like churches?
You don't think churches make money?
Who is the idiot here?
It ain't me.
Have fun,
Phil
Yea right.
Have fun,
Phil
Dan,
He did indeed leave the state for another LE job.
But on one court date he "forgot" to appear.
On the next one, he was "sick".
On the third, he was "gone" and the case was nol prossed.
I seriously doubt he left the state due to this incident.
You have an opinion and I have one.
We are obviously not going to sway each others opinion, so I am willing to let it go.
Have fun,
Phil
xx,
I am on a cable modem, so I never experienced any problems with loading.
I can understand why someone on dialup would not like them.
Since most don't really add anything substantive to the post, I would vote with you on this issue.
Have fun,
Phil
Village idiot,
Shouldn't it be an organization? Do they profit off of people's faith? What crooks.
HUH?
You don't think that the people that make Bibles turn a profit?
You think they do it free? You think preachers come free?
What an idiot.
Have fun,
Phil
Shao,
I don't have a large yard, but it takes my wife about an hour to cut it with our self propelled walk behind,
I can cut in about 15 minutes on my Troy-built rider.
I won't be trading it in any time soon for an electric.
I only have to fill up the rider about twice a year with gas and only change the oil once.
Have fun,
Phil
Dan,
That's exactly what my lawyer said.
Have fun,
Phil
Dan,
Is the plain clothes cop who probably just got out of bed suppose to know why an intoxicated loud person grabbed his hand?
You must have missed this:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
My son got a little loud in the parking lot of the apartment complex and was called over by an undercover cop.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The cop was working for the apartment complex as an undercover security guard.
I am not saying my son was wrong, only that the cop used unnecessary force in his arrest.
Since the cop was a coward that quit the force and moved out of the state, that's all the proof I need.
Have fun,
Phil
Moron?
Idiot,
I've seen the video
You saw one video and formed your conclusion?
He said he took the initiative
Initiative to do what?
I've seen Al Gore mentioned in print many times as "the inventor of the internet". Every time, I have to laugh and shake my head in digust.
What idiots.
Have fun,
Phil
Joe Monkey,
You have contributed nothing to this site, and my next action of the committee will be to remove you and all other useless members.
Once again you are too stupid to see the forest because of the trees.
You and your "committee" can kiss my bare behind.
Have fun,
Phil
PW,
Lastly, people read commentary in search of ammunition to expose weaknesses in thinking they oppose. Their minds arrive already made up. They're looking for a fight, and they usually get one. I feel any attempts to communicate with this group is a total waste of effort. As the mound of logic and facts assembled aginst their opinions grows higher and higher, they reinforce their resistance to absurd levels. Engaging these people is an excercise in frustration.
But it sure is fun to make them out to be idiots.
Have fun,
Phil
Dan,
The case was not dismissed, but "nol prossed" which according to my attorney, could be reopened for various reasons.
I am content in knowing the punk is out of my state.
My lawyer says we can petition the court for dismissal after a while. I forget how many years.
I don't want to stir anything up just yet.
Have fun,
Phil
Joe,
I see you like RB a lot.
This site can survive without you.
Like it or not.
Have fun,
Phil
Joe,
Al Gore never said he created the internet
I don't have time tonight to find it, but he said it.
Al, and you, are liberal idiots.
Have fun,
Phil