Being an operator at NBC must be a lousy job today.

never mind

Hey, that No Moderator has a quick trigger.

Hey, I'm sure that you looked spiffy in your Reeboks. I rarely check out women's footwear, but if it's wine spitting fun, that changes right here and now.

We guys are real big on women who wear sensible shoes.

It was daunting but necessary.

I have forced myself to analyze it more thoroughly since I wrote that.

It's Escheresque.

So one belongs to the woman on the far left?

How many legs do you see on the woman second from the left?

This will be the fourth r/s in nine months. How is it possible that ANYONE will still purhase the stock?

I gather that being "so money" is a good thing.

slim guns..........?

Is this Californiaspeak?....

they're still laughing at me, you're so money. You're whats best here.
Hey, but those ain't my slim guns and I shaved my face.

It's a shame that machcobra.com isn't open yet. They need to be warned!

Well, stick around. The nekkid shorts are about to get the lesson of a lifetime!!

Melvie said it too. All the great ones say it, and they say it everywhere but in a p.r.

chwdrhed, welcome aboard the good ship Kimberlite. Things too quiet on EDIG?

There is a certain irony here:

Lastly, Andy cautioned me not to believe ANYTHING posted on any internet boards, that I should only believe things that come straight from the company.

Please do. I was contemplating ending it all, but now I have a reason to carry on.

Nice place you have there.

That's better.

I want to be sure.

See him and call.

But...but...I want to see Scordo's posts.

If I just block PMs, will I still see the person's public posts?

Yes, their fear is palpable.

Koikaze did a nice job. Fill in the blanks and mail the frigging thing.

This is somewhat reminiscent of a a schoolboy endlessly rewriting his prom invitation to Jennifer Lopez.

For your sake, I hope not.

Here's my lead:

Dear Trump Mail Screener:

If you chuck this letter, I will hunt you down and make you pay. I'll give you 15 seconds to get it into him starting............NOW!
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Hi, Donald:

It's just as well. Feeding tube humor is often misunderstood.

I thought they should hit up Trump for bucks under the guise of a tsunami relief fund raiser, but some guys just can't think outside the box.

Yes.

Edit: excluding Patrick Kennedy.

It was a typo. After "only" insert "200 pounds."

Yes, he could read Matt's and Ken's very impressive exchanges from yesterday. If that doesn't hook him, what will?

For style reasons, you shouldn't use "5 months" in one place and "six months" in another. Most stylebooks dictate that under ten, write it out.

[explanation of your equity deal, how you'll leverage, and how they're rewarded -- clearly -- inserted here]

Ah, so that's why people give a rat's ass about this. I had wondered.

I sent you my brilliant insights on the news page.

Good post.

Have you two considered couseling?

How early in the letter should I hit him with "Got CMKX?"

Okay, I'll start....

Dear Mr. Trump:

Greetings from Nigeria!