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Yes, PlusOne could make you look like the sad lady in the ABILIFY® commercial.
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OK, we can't ALL be depressed at once. We have to take turns.
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If there was a simple way to escape PlusOne, the EXIT line would be longer than Schindler's list.
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Wow! You should change your alias to "6 Dwarfs" because you're everything except Happy.
Unless someone posts a simple step-by-step way to dump these worthless 'coins', by November they'll disappear faster than the Commodores after Lionel Ritchie left.
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Yes, on a vacation several years ago, I made the mistake of flying Spirit Airlines, and there was a medical emergency. The flight attendants asked if there was a doctor aboard, and this old man woke up from a nap and said, "Ain't no doctors flying Spirit."
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Yes, I'll never forget the day Matt bestowed the Grandfathered status upon me.
The last time I was that happy, a pregnancy test was involved.
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I don't think the Like button is a major concern here.
Most iHubbers are more concerned about taking a poop without getting a hernia.
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Yes, "Likes" earn you all the respect and status of a pork-chop at the Wailing Wall.
But, anybody who wants a good substitute for "Likes" and personal fulfillment --- CrunchWrap Supreme from Taco Bell.
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It's up 298%? What a co-inky-dink!
That's exactly the same percentage that complaints about the Write a New Post box have gone up!
IHUB is a magical place full of people waiting to complain about something.
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Yes, I never anticipated how much of adulthood would just be clicking on Faucets and breaking-down Amazon boxes.
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I just visited the PlusOne faucet for the first time in 2 months, and had to solve three captchas to get .01 of an uncashable, worthless 'coin'.
I don't get offended easily, but what kind of absolute caca de vaca is this?
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Save your breath. The Write a New Post box is the keystone of the new mobile upgrades, and is non-negotiable.
That song "We're Not Gonna Take It" came out almost 40 years ago, but I feel like we have, in fact, continued to take it.
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Unfortunately you didn't read the fine-print of the Annual Survey agreement. It didn't specifically say that IHUB would supply an Apple iPad - just an iPad.
They previously applied this ruse with PlusOne:
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Exactly! You could be everyone's emotional-support iHubber, who we can PM every time we feel like we've been squat-humped by life.
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Great idea! Then you can stop blaming everyone for all IHUB problems. Pick one person and blame them for everything!
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That Write a New Post box is meant to make it easier for mobile users to post, therefore generating more income.
I thought it was a great idea until I saw what it looked like on my mobile phone:
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Although I agree the mobile update is the worst idea since the invention of the Speedo, these kind of problems eventually fix themselves.
For example, I haven't heard of anyone disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle lately. Did that issue finally get fixed?
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Correct. One minute you're young and carefree. And another, you're reading non-slip sock reviews on Amazon.
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Sorry, I would've responded to your post sooner, but I just pulled a muscle in my ass just crossing my legs.
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Yes, it's breaking under the strain of all the new upgrades and changes.
IHUB has become more bloated than Vince Vaughn in The Breakup.
And, that's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise.
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I just discovered IHUB's plan for the future, so don't say you weren't warned:
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Yes, all these extras and mobile add-ons have me clicking my mouse like I'm trying to buzz in on Jeopardy.
These IHUB 'improvements' are made to generate a metric ass-ton of new posts, to increase income.
It's like a hooker being paid by the moan.
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Since we're able to hide the page-hogging Stickies...
Why don't you also offer a way to hide that giant New Post box?
That would finally be a genuine improvement!
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Yes, they hid Sticky Notes, and replaced it with the even more annoying posting box, specifically added for young, avocado-toast-loving MF's.
I guess they've determined it doesn't take much to make older iHubbers happy. Six meals a day. Ten hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no social obligations whatsoever.
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What else is new? This is IHUB.
As Janice once said about this place, "You can't just eat the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms. You gotta eat the cat food, too."
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For about a week, I've noticed that the Q&A listings page shows the post titles in italics. I thought that italics or bold can't be shown on that page anymore. See below.
When you click Older, the preceding page is normal. Also, it only appears on the initial Q&A board page, no other boards.
It doesn't affect posting, but thought you should know.
I would've reported this earlier, but when you get older, you gotta sit on the edge of the bed and warm up like an old Buick before you get up.
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Yes, I can see how the similar names could cause members to be confused as a homeless man on house arrest.
But, wait until the new IHUB rules surface. iHubbers will go through more changes than Cher during menopause.
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C'mon, give Shelly a break! As far as iHubbers are concerned, their 1st Amendment expertise possesses the finely-honed edge of a butter-knife in a mental hospital cafeteria.
In fact, she wrote a damn book about it:
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Not until recently did I realize that Mercedes has 3 E's, all pronounced differently!
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Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
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IHUB already released that video game several years ago, celebrating Clem's arrival.
We all played it like 4th-graders high on Mountain Dew and Pixy Stix:
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I remember when this place used to be a springboard for the kind of fervent discussion and speculation that was reserved for the Zapruder footage or the Sgt. Pepper album-cover.
Anyway, IHUB will soon implement a new, AI-powered Warning System which will appear in the next upgrade:
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Correct, sir. The game is so boring that Cosby allegedly used golf broadcasts to knock out aspiring actresses.
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Yes, I love hanging out at the DMV. Not only is it as dull as women's golf, it combines the cramped public-exposure of an airplane with the smell of liquified humanity.
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Congratulations! You're the first poster in IHUB history to use the word indecorous twice.
Such a masterful use of vocabulary fills my heart like a silent-but-deadly fart fills a room with no windows.
Unfortunately, autocorrect is my worst enema.
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Yes, that "perspective" will have you feeling like you fought 12 seagulls.
As I got older, I discovered that you don't actually figure anything out. You just don't have any energy to care.
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