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Have order in at .47..probably won't fill.
PRTO down 85% today? I was out, didn't see that till now.
Last one! Anyone "old" can appreciate this one!
Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.
The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"
The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders today."
The second old guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."
The third old guy said, "I had seven riders, the same as last time."
The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today."
After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I've been playing golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what's a rider?"
The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to actually get in the golf cart and ride to it."
Guy gets to a long par 3 over water. A loud booming voice from above says, "Hit a new Titleist Pro V."
The guy tees up the Titleist and takes a practice swing.
The voice comes back, "Never mind, hit a range ball."
A man and his wife are playing with another couple on the 5th hole at their club when he slices his drive so far to the right it rolls into an equipment barn. He finds the ball and plans to take a drop when she says, “Let me go down to the other end of the barn and open that door. Then you can hit your ball through the door and back to the fairway.”
He thinks this is a good idea, so she opens the door and steps away. He takes a big swing, but rather than flying through the door, the ball hits a beam and caroms into her head and kills her.
A year later, the same man and his new bride are playing with the same couple and on that fifth hole he again slices the ball into the shed. The couple asks him if he's going to try to hit it through the barn again.
"No Way" he shouts! "Don't you remember what happened the last time I tried that"?
"I made triple bogey"!
Playing in a European Tour event while paired with Ballasteros, Zimbabwean Tony Johnstone devised an opportunity to give Seve some of his own medicine. On one hole, both men had pulled their drives off the left of the fairway over a small rise.
Johnstone was the first to walk over the rise and immediately took a stance over a ball that was behind a small tree and a few feet from a sprinkler head. By golf rules, a player is allowed a free drop (i.e., no penalty stroke) if in his normal stance his foot comes in contact with a sprinkler head. In this instance, a drop would permit the player to move the ball two club-lengths away from the sprinkler head, and thus clear of the tree in front.
As Seve cleared the rise, Johnstone took an exaggerated stance that placed one of his feet on the sprinkler head. He looked at Seve and asked, “I can take a drop, right?”
“No, no, no. No drop.” countered Seve.
So Johnstone changed his stance so that his other foot touched the sprinkler. “What about now?” he asked.
“No, no. No drop,” Seve said again.
Johnstone backed off and said, “OK, then play it. It’s YOUR ball,” and he walked a few yards away to his own ball.
I can't remember where it was....wish I could.
Probably over a year ago.
Or while pumping gas...or worse yet...and I've seen this...while taking a leak at the urinal in a public men's room!
It's about having a captive audience.
Now we get an ad on every post.
I thought we paid not to have that?
Even if it is IHUBs own "ad"
LOL...so what's new there?
What's crashing the market? down 400+
Me too!
Based on what I see walking around in the grocery stores with sweatpants or leggings....no they don't!
nobody cares if they're fat anymore!
Saw some news the other day about reworking financing on that one...
UNIT along with WIN
I wish it was me!
I played Pebble Beach and the Old Course on a simulator...it was fairly realistic except for the putting.
63 here today so I played real golf!
riiiiight......uh huh.
Missed the sell at 3.30 because I didn't know it filled...rats!
Filled MTFB at 2.72! LOL..good guess I hope....only 2k shares though.
10:52 ET - PG&E(PCG) shares have risen 13% this week despite the utility filing for bankruptcy protection Tuesday. The counterintuitive rally boils down to one big investor bet: that the company's assets are worth more than the potentially massive liabilities. Regulators have already cleared PG&E(PCG) of responsibility for starting the 2017 Tubbs fire, something analysts say should bring down the estimated $30B in liability the company faces. And some investors are hoping the utility will get help from California lawmakers by being allowed to convert damages from the 2018 wildfires into bonds that consumers would pay off through higher utility bills. But tensions between lawmakers, shareholders, homeowners and regulators stand to complicate the utility's path toward solvency, many analysts say. (akane.otani@wsj.com; @akaneotani)
It's trying to lure me back in...I'm not doing it so tomorrow it'll be back over 4!
ACIU back to 3.60's...I feel better now....but not much!
I mean really!...actual tears are forming in my eyes....
didn't see it...what is that, a 100 bagger?
wow a little patience would have gotten me $10k today...
Dang..had my sell set at 3.98 and wimped out. That would have been another 2500...I'm such a wuss.......
OK, but well.....mine is funnier!
moving up for you now...I had 10k and they were hard to sell...volume slowing...
mostly out at 3.75...success!
looking for 4+ maybe....
It's only fair! I can choke the life out of anything.
You're doomed...joined you at 3.47
Yeah, traveling just to travel doesn't really interest me....but I did tell my wife if I ever fly again it will only be a direct flight.
Everyone always thought I was afraid to fly but the fact is just that I never went anywhere that I needed to fly until now. (It helped that the customer there sent tickets for both of us, but honestly with getting there 2 hours early, layover in Atlanta, time to get a rental car, etc...I could have driven there in about 3 additional hours.)
As far as the flight itself, I had no anxiety or anything, it was fine.
Awesome! It's a great area if you can get around all the OLD people, lol. There were bike lanes on every street but we didn't see any bicycles using them, only hoverrounds!!!
Yep, that would probably do it!