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In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is
doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion:Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not
turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and..I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor
use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening
somewhere?)
Lower Alabama Engineering Exam
by Ron Hackett
Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
A. '66 Ford Fairlane
B. '69 Chevrolet Chevelle
C. '64 Pontiac GTO
If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of 'shine per hour, how many radiators are required to condense the product?
A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 trees per acre.The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 4". How many Budweiser tall-boys will it take to cut the trees?
If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?
A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine at 24 inches on center with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1" thick rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
A man owns an Arkansas house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land?
A 2-ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the mountain?
For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields?
A coal mine operates an NFPA class 1, division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?
At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country-western singer?
My mother was a fanatic about public toilets. As a little girl, she'd
take me in the stall, teach me to wad up toilet paper and wipe the seat.
Then, she'd carefully lay strips of toilet paper to cover the seat.
Finally, she'd instruct, "Never, never sit on a public toilet seat." And
she'd demonstrate "The Stance," which consisted of balancing over the
toilet in a sitting position without actually letting any of your flesh
make contact with the toilet seat. But by this time, I'd have wet down
my leg. And we'd go home.
That was a long time ago. Even now in our more mature years, "The
Stance" is excruciatingly difficult to maintain when one's bladder is
especially full. When you have to "go" in a public bathroom, you find a
line of women that makes you think there's a half-price sale on Mel
Gibson's underwear in there. So, you wait and smile politely at all the
other ladies, also crossing their legs and smiling politely.
And you finally get closer. You check for feet under the stall doors.
Every one is occupied.
Finally, a stall door opens and you dash, nearly knocking down the woman
leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't
matter. You hang your purse on the door hook, yank down your pants and
assume "The Stance." Relief. More relief. Then your thighs begin to
shake. You'd love to sit down but you certainly hadn't taken time to
wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance" as
your thighs experience a quake that would register an eight on the
Richter scale.
To take your mind off it, you reach for the toilet paper, but the toilet
paper dispenser is empty. Your thighs shake more. You remember the tiny
tissue that you blew your nose on that's in your purse. It would have to
do. You crumble it in the puffiest way possible. It is still smaller
than your thumbnail.
Someone pushes open your stall door because the latch doesn't work and
your purse whams you in the head. "Occupied!" you scream as you reach
out for the door, dropping your tissue in a puddle and falling backward,
directly onto the toilet seat. You get up quickly, but it's too late.
Your bare bottom has made contact with all the germs and life forms on
the bare seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper, not that there
was any, even if you had enough time to. And your mother would be
utterly ashamed of you if she knew, because her bare bottom never
touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, "You don't know what kind
of diseases you could get."
And by this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so
confused that it flushes, sending up a stream of water akin to a
fountain and then it suddenly sucks everything down with such force that
you grab onto the toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged to
China. At that point, you give up. You're soaked by the splashing water.
You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a Chicklet wrapper you found in
your pocket, then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't
figure out how to operate the sinks with the automatic sensors so you
wipe your hands with a dry paper towel and walk past a line of women,
still waiting, cross-legged and unable to smile politely at this point.
One kind soul at the very end of the line points out that you are
trailing a piece of toilet paper on your shoe as long as the Mississippi
River. You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand
and say warmly, "Here. You might need this."
At this time, you see your spouse, who has entered, used and exited his
bathroom and read a copy of War and Peace while waiting for you. "What
took you so long?" he asks, annoyed. This is when you kick him sharply
in the shin and go home.
This is dedicated to all women everywhere who have ever had to deal with
a public toilet. And it finally explains to all you men what takes us so
long!
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua.
But on each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on
the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension
he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most
certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And he'd yell
back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany
her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the
problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark
her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been
doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a
darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the
corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure
enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the
prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get
for five bucks?"
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when
one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't
know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast
into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into
the house, I sneak up the Stairs, I get undressed in
the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes
up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're
obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into
the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw
my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the
ass and say, "WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like
she's sound asleep.
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from
their park bench. Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex
and Marriage'book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. 'Mutual
orgasm' here and mutual orgasm' there - that's all they talk about. Tell me,
Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?".
Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I
think we had State Farm."
Subject: Bridges
A man walking along a beach was deep in prayer.
He said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want o."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but your desire for worldly things offends me. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo the driver notices that the Pope is still
standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Eminence," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"They never let me drive at the Vatican, says the Pope, "and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if
anything should happen?" protests the driver
"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, the Supreme Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to
105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but
the Pope speeds until they hear sirens.
"Oh, no!!!" cried the driver.
The cop takes one look at the driver, goes back to his motorcycle, and
gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a speeding limo.
"So bust him," said the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, the passenger is really important," said the cop.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
Cop: "Bigger"
Chief: "Governor?"
Cop: "Bigger"
"Well, said the Chief, "Who is he!!!?"
Cop: "He must be God!"
Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"
Cop: "He has the Pope for a limo driver!"
How the Jews got the 10 Commandants????
God went to the Germans and said, "I have Commandments for you that
will
make your lives better."
And the Germans asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So He went to the Italians and said, "I have
Commandments."
And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Thou
shalt
not
steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou
shalt
not
commit
adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" they said, "how much are they?"
"They're free."
In that case We'll take 10
The Blonde and the Snow Plow
Rich and his wife Kris live in Sparks, Nevada. One winter morning while
listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8
to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side
of the street, so the snow plow can get through." Kris goes out and moves
her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We
are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plow can get through." Kris
goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........."
then the electric power goes out. Kris is very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to
blondes exhibit, Rich says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"
Good ole boys (aka Rednecks) refer to The Rest Of Us as "Bluenecks".
You know you're a Blueneck if ...
... you think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."
... you think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY spicy!
... you don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
correctly.
... for breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.
... you have never, ever eaten okra, fried or boiled.
... you eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
... you have no idea what a polecat is.
... you don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
... you don't have bangs.
... you would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
... you would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get
his own TV fishing show.
... instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them
"you guys," even if both of them are women.
... you have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife
show.
... you think more money should go to important scientific research at
your university than to pay the the head football coach's salary.
... you don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
(Not to mention duct tape!)
... the last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting
on an on ramp to the highway.
... you don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
... you call binoculars "opera glasses."
... you can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side
of the road and stopping.
... you would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.
... you don't know anyone with at least two first names (Joe Bob, Faye
Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice).
... you don't have doilies, and you don't know how to make one.
... you get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
... you can do your laundry without quarters.
... none of your fur coats are homemade.
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
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Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie?
A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."
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Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
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Q: What's a Jewish American Princess' favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdales.
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When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came
back, she replied, "So did my arthritis."
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A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says," Why are you so weak?"
She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The man says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with
food if you should call."
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A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given
a part in the school play.
"Wonderful. What part is it?"
The boy says," I play the part of the Jewish husband."
The mother scowls and says, "Go back and get a speaking part."
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Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A: Under the vacuum cleaner.
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "(Sigh) Don't bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a
nuisance to anybody."
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Short summary of every Jewish Holiday: They tried to kill us, we won,
let's eat.
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Did you hear about the bum who walked up to the Jewish mother on the
street and said, 'Lady, I haven't eaten in three days.' "Force
yourself," she replied.
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Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
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Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
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Probably the worst thing about being Jewish at Christmas time is
shopping in stores, because the lines are so long. They should have a
Jewish Express Line: "Look, I'm a Jew, it's not a gift, it's just paper
towels."
SLEEPLESS IN THE WHITE HOUSE
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.
The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of F. D. R. hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I could do to help the country?" "Help the people, just like I did," FDR replies and fades into the mists.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Bush pleads. Abe replies, "Go see a play."
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard.
I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly,"the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."
"Okay," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and he entered the house. Over dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young man, as she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her, and finally went up to bed alone. But during the night, he could bear it no longer, and he snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.
He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: 'Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest.'
"Well", that's pretty pathetic," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do, then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window, and with a great effort, heaved it out. However, as he did this, he noticed another note nearby that read: 'Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle.'
In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read: 'Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bed post'.
THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER
POLITICIANS & DIAPERS
NEED TO BE CHANGED,
FOR THE SAME REASON!
Police Officer O'Leary is cruising around in his patrol
car one night. He's on the lookout for trouble. He sees
two little old ladies in the front seat of a Chevrolet
convertible, parked in a used car lot.
The car lot is closed so O'Leary drives up alongside
the Chevy and asks, "Are you two ladies trying to
steal this car?"
"Certainly not," says one of the ladies, "we purchased
the car this afternoon."
"Well," says the cop, "why don't you start it up and
drive out of here?"
"Oh, we don't drive," replies the other little old lady.
"And besides we are waiting."
"What on Earth are you waiting for?" asked the cop.
The old lady sitting in the drivers seat replies," We
were told that if we ever bought a car from here
we would get screwed."
The Bad Day
There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.
Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen.
"The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar.
"And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
IRISH CONTESTANT
Mick appeared on the Irish version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and towards the end of the programme had already won $500,000.
You've done very well so far," said the show's presenter, "but for $1 million you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?"
Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"
OK. The question is: which of the following birds does NOT build it's own nest? (a) Robin, (b) Sparrow, (c) cuckoo, or (d) thrush."
"I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "so I'll use my last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Come-Bye-Chance"
Mick called up his mate, told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. "Be jabers, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple......it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure, Paddy?" asked Mick.
"As God's my judge, I'm sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told the TV presenter, "I'll
go with cuckoo as my answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked the host.
"Dat it is, Sir." There was a long, long pause, then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won $1 million!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy? How in God's name did you know it was the cuckoo that doesn't build it's own nest? I mean you know nothing at all about birds."
"For goodness sakes!" laughed Paddy. "Everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the closet!" and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. "Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said,... "Those little bastards
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, 'sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That’s my pet rooster chucky wherever I go chuck goes."
"I’m sorry sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm.
The old farmer unzipped his pants so chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
Marge," whispered Mildred "what?" said Marge "I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge "he unzipped his pants and he has his thing out,"
Whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "at our age we've seen 'em all."
"I thought so too," said Mildred, "but this one's eatin' my popcorn
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking a beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.
A female neighbor happened to be walking by and was so outraged at this that she ran over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!”
“I am,” he calmly replied. “Why do you think she cuts the grass?”
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I like ERHC & DRUG this week & for the long haul!
MSO 9.00/12.00
Martha will get 12 months out in 6. imo
In ERHC @.37 Out of EPFL @.20
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CRVV .15 P.Sheets Moving 50% ut on not much volume
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DRUG getting some buying! imo
Looks Like the local BASHER doooeey is buying today!
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