....let me trip your fun meter
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Ok I finally get it. On the economy Romney is going to give everybody in the country a 20% tax cut without it costing anybody anything.
That tax cut which should cost 5 trillion dollars does not cost anything.
With that tax cut everybody feels rich and in turn that will generate 12 million jobs.
Those 12 million jobs will generate revenue that pays the deficit as well as all the other war expenses and Bush tax cuts.
brilliant !
On healthcare he is going to get rid of Obama care and only keep the good things and get rid of the bad things as well as lower costs for all.
Pretty simple. Why didn't I think of that.
On regulations! simply the same formula.
Keep the good regulations and get rid of the unpopular ones.
Another simple fix.
Way to go Romney! Sign me up . I am in.
NOT
hi boys and girls
New Romney is Debating Old Romney
forget everything old romney said
this is the new romney...old romneys plan wasnt working
call it
romney reboot
you're doing great postings t/y ;)
willard is full of BS
'Media Bias'
ok gop lets get some actual facts out here to support the idea that media bias is a complete and utter fairy tale that right wingers tell themselves
1. the most widely read newspaper with the largest circulation in the US is.............. the WSJ
media doesnt get more main stream than that...there are dozens of murdoch newspapers in cities across the country
2. Fox News owns a national network which is completely and utterly devoted to slagging half the country...again national news network is mainstream....owned btw by a foreigner....when did it become a good idea to allow a foreigner to own a news network in America?
3. virtually all of talk radio coast to coast are right wing nut jobs...again mainstream
just three examples....that cover newspapers radio and television coast to coast
so please spare us the fairy tale that right wing politics isnt mainstream
My Debate Question for Romney
How do your plans differ from the policies of President Bush?
aint that the truth ;)
Romney Is 'So Two-Dimensional,' Has 'Nothing Going On'
Barack Obama Maintains Huge Lead Over Mitt Romney Among Latinos
On the eve of the first presidential debate, the early autumn Republican reviews are in for Mitt Romney's presidential campaign, and they are not pretty.
GOP reviews turning negative on Romney's campaign
RYAN CAUGHT ON TAPE: 30% OF AMERICANS WANT WELFARE
Don't Pull your Pud
AAPL head and shoulders breakdown watch here $650, 50 day MA
A certain virginal and shy college freshman was lucky to have a roommate who was considerably more experienced.
When the bashful boy broke down and explained his predicament, his roommate was quick to offer to set him up with a blonde who'd made the rounds of the campus. "Just take this bimbo out to dinner and a show, and then let nature take its course," he explained reassuringly. "This girl knows what the score is, and she's even a natural blonde."
The roommate arranged the date as promised.
The freshman was delighted by his cute, outgoing companion and they spent the evening dining and dancing.
On the way home he parked his car in a dark lane, broke out in a cold sweat, and blurted out, "Gosh, I sure would love to have a little pussy."
"I would too," sighed the blonde, "Mine's the size of a goddamn milk pail."
A bunch of guys were sitting around the break room talking about sex and women of course and in comes Joe Schmo.
One guy says to the other guys, "Man I just don't understand it. That guy Joe is just an average ordinary looking guy who doesn'thave a lot of money and he gets all the women he wants with the snap of his fingers."
"What the hell does he got that I haven't got?"
And this other guy who is an old timer and has been around awhile looks at the guy and says, "Son let me ask you a question. When you go to the bathroom and you get done whizzing, do you shake your penis with your hand to get off the excess urine?"
And the other guy is kind of puzzled but he says "Well yeah. Of course I do."
"But what does that have to do with Joe getting all the women?"
The old timer looks him in the eye and says "Well son, Ol' Joe over there when he gets done taking a piss, he doesn't shake it, He Kicks It!"
Bill asks a woman out on a date after meeting her in a bar.
She says, "What kind of car do you drive?"
Bill replies " A VW Bug."
She scornfully says, "That's awfully small!"
Bill replies, "Don't worry, I'm not going to screw you with the car."
Rumor has it Michelle Bachamnn is in trouble.
Rumor has it Joe "You Lie!" Walsh is in trouble.
Rumor has it Iowa's Steve King is in trouble.
Rumor has it Allen 'Uncle Tom' West is in trouble.
PLEASE, Mitt, open your mouth a few more times.
pi r round aren't they? ;)
same thing in az right?
damn and all these yrs i've thot klingons were those pesky pieces of poop u just could NOT wipe off ;)
Whether or not you are a country music fan, these are truly the words of a deep thinker,
and a highly intelligent person. So simple, yet so profound! Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher
Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer, on his 75th birthday below his esteemed portrait...
Only a man with such wisdom and maturity could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings at this turning point in his life.
"I have outlived my pecker."
A Poem-by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring..
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the f***in' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
Stress
A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water.
Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'... She fooled them all ...
"How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile.
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, "The weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long I hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued,
"and that's the way it is with stress.
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy,
we won't be able to carry on."
"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.
When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced.
So, as early in the evening, as soon as you can, put all your burdens down.
Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow.
1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.
Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Stress
A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience with a raised glass of water.
Everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, 'half empty or half full?'... She fooled them all ...
"How heavy is this glass of water?" she inquired with a smile.
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, "The weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long I hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued,
"and that's the way it is with stress.
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy,
we won't be able to carry on."
"As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.
When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden - holding stress longer and better each time practiced.
So, as early in the evening, as soon as you can, put all your burdens down.
Don't carry them through the evening and into the night... Pick them up tomorrow.
1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker..
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.
Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
google is a non stop freight train, people do not realize the many varitaions of daily life they are involved in,not only involved but own,in the future if the govt cannot control google,google will control the govt..if they dont already
cars,infrastructure,wireless,data,statistics,electricicty,solar,power generation,high speed data connectiviity,etc etc etc they OWN the world,apple is a hardware device company,google is your future...
google right now can tell you 90% what you will buy or decide to do within the next 24-36hrs,whether you will spend x on x or wont,the ability to foretell ones future purchasing decisions,how much the purchase will be, alone is worth more than any other compnay listed..
google more than likely knows more about us than we do ourselves,and they also know to the exact tee how much is sitting in your checking account..
spend some time searching these graphs on domestic trends and tell me they dont have every single person included in these numbers
http://www.google.com/finance/domestic_trends?ei=L7JjUOjQO52SlwP12gE
the Kansas City fiber rollout has gone extremely well once it makes its way across america say goodnight to cable internet and companies....
glad i didnt say andy was smart ;)
paul ryan reminds me of palin in pants
lets face it mitts a moderate
he had to adopt a bunch of right wing nut job ideas to get the nomination he should have run to the center the moment he won the the last primary
instead he stayed in ideologue loony land by choosing the male ayn rand .... ryan
the lesson from this thrashing will be conservatism is dead
you cant win a presidential election being led around by talk radio
A Lesson Four Worms in Church (Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!)
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol ... Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup .. Dead.
The fourth worm in good, clean soil ... Alive .
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service !!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send this encouraging message to a disturbed friend ...
Just as I have done.
A Lesson Four Worms in Church (Four worms and a lesson to be learned !!!)
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good, clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol ... Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke ... Dead.
The third worm in chocolate syrup .. Dead.
The fourth worm in good, clean soil ... Alive .
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back and quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service !!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send this encouraging message to a disturbed friend ...
Just as I have done.
A young woman went to an evening class to improve her sexual capabilities. When she gets there, she sees an apple, an orange and a pear hanging on strings from the ceiling, and a piece of chalk and a black-board. "What is all this for?" she asked.
The instructor tells her to stand between the hanging fruit, and she does. "Now," said the instructor, "swing your hips to the left and touch the apple, now swing your hips to the right and touch the pear, then swing your hips forward and touch the orange." The young woman starts to rotate her hips, and soon gets a good rhythm going. "This is great," she said enthusiastically "but what is the chalk for?"
"When you've got the hang of the fruit," said the instructor, "I want you to stick the chalk up your ass and write `Mississippi' on the black-board twenty times."
The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous red-haired beauty.
"I would suggest to you, young lady," began the medic, as he regained some of his professional dignity, "that you discontinue some of your running around. Stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, and above all you will have to start eating properly and getting to bed early."
Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added: "Why not have dinner with me tonight? I'll see to it that you have the proper food and that you'll be in bed by 9:00!"
Two ladies were talking over the back fence. One asked, "Do you use oral contraceptives?"
The other said, "Oh, no! Don't tell me you can get pregnant THAT way!"
A man goes into a little neighborhood pub, and when he sits down, he notices a beautiful woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He waves to her, and much to his surprise, she winks back at him. It doesn't take long before he is on the stool next to her.
They talk for about fifteen minutes and then the man says to the woman, "You're really hot!"
"You're pretty cute, too," she says to him. "I'll tell you what. I live just around the corner - what do you think about coming up to my place?"
"That sounds great!" the man eagerly replies.
"Before we go up there, though," the woman says, "I have to ask you one question Do you like doing it Greek style?"
"Well... uh... I'm not exactly sure what that is," the man answers, "but it sure sounds interesting and I'm willing to learn! Let's go!"
So the two of them walk over to her apartment. As soon as they get inside the door, the woman rips off all her clothes. The man can't believe his eyes! She has an incredibly beautiful body.
"Now, you're sure," the woman asks, "that you want to do it Greek style?"
"Definitely!" the man replies.
"All right, then," says the woman. "Take off all your clothes, and get up on the bed on yours hands and knees."
"Sounds like fun!" the man exclaims. He leaps out of his clothes and climbs onto the bed on his hands and knees. The woman goes around and gets onto the bed right in front of the man. She kneels down in front of his head.
She asks him again, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"
"Yeah! Yeah, let's go!" says the man.
The woman grabs the man with her arms right under his armpits, getting him in a lock hold. He can't move at all, and his head is pressing right into her chest.
One more time she says, "Are you sure that you want to do it Greek style?"
The man's muffled voice can barely be heard from between her breasts.
"Mmmf, yeah!" he mumbles, "Greek style!"
The woman's grip on him tightens like a vice, and she yells out,
"OKAY, GEORGE! Come and get it!"
An old widow and widower named Mary and Steve get married. They are up there in age, and the romance, engagement and marriage was quick. They hoped they had enough strength to live through their wedding day and night. After the marriage ceremony, they retire to a nearby hotel.
Both are very nervous. Cautiously they begin to undress in front of each other. In the process, Mary, the old woman, removes her false teeth and puts them in a glass.
Mary then removes her prosthetic leg and leans it against the wall. She looks up at her new groom and smiles nervously, and Steve is intently watching... Mary continues.
She removes her bra which contains false inserts; she removes a glass eye and gingerly places it in a special box on the nightstand. Again she shyly smiles at her aged spouse, and Steve continues to stare in an interested manner. As Mary takes off her wig, she realizes that Steve is not making much progress in getting undressed.
He's stopped undressing and is just staring at her.
She asks him, "What are you waiting for?"
Steve quickly replies, "You know what I want. Take it off and throw it over here!"
Nice threads, man," commented Donald when his buddy showed up one day in a snappy new suit. "Where'd you pick 'em up?"
Jim beamed. "My wife got them for me. Pretty sharp, huh?"
"I'll say. What was the occasion?"
"Got me," admitted Jim with a cheerful shrug. "I came home from work early the other day and there they were, hanging over the chair in the bedroom."
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