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You know your a trade when your sick as a dog, barf bucket between you legs and trying to buy a stock all at the same time.
LMAO! Or should I say......OUCH!
You know your a trader when your the last one on the board and your talking to yourself about the market and find yourself fascinating.
You know your a trader when you fantasize about being put under house arrest.
When you hate 3 day weekends.............
You know your a trader when you schedule your Dintest apts. on the day Greenspan is suppose to speak.
You know your a trader when: Greenspan speaks you wake up with keyboard indentations on your forehead.
when you read this board every morning just to see if anyone posts and they don't
when a fishing buddy says lets get up early and do a little bottom fishing and you say why the market doesn't open till 9 thirty. then you may be a trader or crazy. you sure ain't a redneck
You know you're a trader when you say to an amorous lady friend, "But can't we wait until "Wall Street" is over??" even though you've seen it 11 times.
Sorry Whipsplash!! If I could read, I still couldn't type!!!
Whiplash
More! More!!
aint that the truth!
You know you are a trader when
Your trading commissions surpass the average yearly salary of the working professional....
When the wife and kids always know where to find you.
When relatives know the phone will be answered on the first ring.
When you know people on the boards better than you know your neighbors.
When you visit a store you love and the first question you ask the person behind the counter is if the company is public.
When you work charts until 11:00 pm and spring out of bed between 3:30 and 4:30 am PST to prep for the open and it still isn't enough time to do all you'd like.
You know your a trader when you watched 9/11 happen live on CNBC.
When the wife reads in the paper that Curves is the world's largest franchise and the fastest growing franchise in history, and your doing a symbol search before she has finished the sentence.
You know your a trader when you love your job, and everybody else in your business loves their job.
Ya know you're a trader when >>
Ya keep checking this board for any (symptoms) that may apply to yourself....
So far, I'm in BIG trubl ....
You know your a trader and you losing it when...
You start looking at the letters on license plates for some kind of omen.
Thanks. Hope you enjoy!!!
You know your a trader...
When you got the commercials on CNBC memorized and you don't even know what the characters look like.
OT: You know your a redneck...
When the front porch collapses and 3 dogs die.
You know your a trader...
When you have a refrigerator within 5 feet of your computer.
When your stocks go down...
and you optimistically tell yourself: "They are just consolidating"
You know you are a trader when you can stay inside and tan all year round because your computer has so many monitors....
Grub .... Ya know you are a Redneck trader when Ex-hours jes affords ya more of an oppurnity ta make loot .... Kain't wez jes trade 24/7 ....?
Great Board! eom
SteelWill: I had more than a few good chuckles reading your thread...gg
Regards,
LG
Nah!!! That just means you'r spoiled. Too rich a diet.
you know you're a trader when you complain about holding a stock for a whole hour to "only" make 5% on it...
.......when you can laugh at the phrase, "bashers being here means we already have won!".
....when you find yourself using the term "the trend is your friend" in everyday life.
.....when news comes on a company and your first thought is, I wonder if they trade options?
.....when you can watch a CNBC ticker and just know what company is represented by every symbol going by.
You absolutely cannot function without three(3) monitors on your computer desk!!!!!
when filling out interrogatories from her attorney, and you are using:
retracement of feelings
her income tanked
my income topped out
half entry
her weight was breaking out
scanning the tv guide channel
when you met her you were bottom fishing
strong resistance on a daily basis
refer to divorce as bk
fishing trips were considered halts, you never know what would await you when you got home
THANKS!!!! I hope it will bring a smile and a chuckle to all!!!!
THIS board w/b a Home Run .... !!
When CANDLESTICKS typically have a wick at both ends and you light neither!!!!!
When your most memorable dreams lately have Bolinger Bands and 200 SMA in them!!!!
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