Dear Congressman,
I do not own a corporate jet. Can I please have $100million to bail me out so I can get one and keep it running for 10 years? If you won't give me the money, I will not be able to create 15 jobs, to include pilots, stewardess's, employees and a secretary..Just think about the economic impact of those people being out of work when I would be able to employ them to cater to my needs....
Please hurry with your decision as they will be filing for unemployment Monday if I do not hire them.
Lurker