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The mystery has been solved of what actually happened to Jimi Hendrix:
Some occurrences in life are just too wonderful to have been planned:
Sometimes, just because it's right in front of your eyes, doesn't mean you'll see it. You might just need a little help.
Size matters!
size of the heart that is...
Unfortunately, owning most penny stocks ends up with the same level of emotional realization you'd get if you woke up in your dark bedroom one night from a noise and as your eyes adjusted to the low light you saw this:
You say you plan to retire from your purchase of $100.00 of penny stock in just a few months?
Are you serious?
Evasive Tactics
Here's why most Pinkie Stock CEO's never get caught even after the fact -
For those posting BS in order to deceive people:
Just a reminder - Don't text and drive, even about a Killer stock!
Just for Kicks:
Caught!
Lesson #1 on how to celebrate your little accomplishments in a big way:
The "PWNED"!
New discoveries about the death of Jimi Hendrix:
When someone does an extraordinary job at something you go out of your way to give them a "hats off."
Well here is my gesture to those in charge regarding there handling of the scams the previous owner of this site was involved in:
Dear iHub:
Nice Attempt but, WE NEED MORE COWBELLS!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdgLMslbDuY 
Same as it ever was! 
extamundo but only worse
People now get paid $40,000 per day to pump and dump... we should join them 
In the past... $2500 would be a huge week for paid promoters... now $10,000 to $40,000 a day seems like the norm... lololzzzz
http://www.stockgoodies.com/terms_of_use.php shhh... keep it on the down low
lolzzz can't decide on the best song... I suck 
I think I modified that like 5 times in a row... who cares... ROCK ON TIME PASSERS ... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
If you play around in the Stinky Pinky Markets there's only one fate for you:
Stinky Pinky markets - Same as it ever was!
There are lots of opportunistic pigs who take advantage of traders because they can. It's nice to watch them get backed into a nasty surprise that they didn't see coming:
And now for something that serves no purpose at all except to pass time:
However, more often than not in pinkie land its a matter of being in the wrong place and the wrong time:
If you do decide to test the waters in pinkie land it is always a wise move to be as skiddish as a scaredy cat when you sense danger:
And then once a century there are those times when you just happene to be in the right stock at the right time and magic happens:
If by some incredible turn of fate you ever do happen to win in a penny stock, rest assured that the rollercoaster ride you took to get you there will still take its toll on you:
Being in a penny stock is just like being a guitar playing in a band except you're groovin' along thinking all is fine and then the lead singer dispenses an unexpected blow to you like you've been doing his girlfriend:
Welcome to the jungle Baby!
Buying and holding penny stocks is very much like doing crack - just not in the way you might first imagine:
Hey Kiddies,
Trading penny stocks is kinda like trying to impress girls at the beach. You really shouldn't leap into it until you've practice and are sure about what you're doing:
Apply within -
The great thing about the Internet is that when you've lost all your money playing the penny stocks you can still use your webcam to generate new income if your creative.
People will pay to see almost anything.
Don't come sniffing around penny stocks hoping you'll pop your head intot he right one at just the right time. If you do you will experience what 99.92 percent of penny stock gamblers have experienced:
"Say hello to my little friend..."
When contemplating investing in a stock based on the sneaky or strong handed tactics of some, please consider the veracity with which this little woman protects her dollars:
After you've watched your pennystock value drop by 95% and the anguish begins to set in you might find yourself asking the same question this guy is asking:
"Now exactly why did I think this was a good idea?"
Careful if you think that 'Sure Thing' penny stock is going to deliver you into to a spectacular financial victory. Truth be known, most pennystockers end up just like this little ice skating debutante:
Anybody who's ever bought bucket-loads of pennystock before knows by now that it doesn't pay to bite off more than you can chew. Eventually you'll have to bail before it drags you down. Its a lesson this nice birdie learned... the hard way-
Unlike video games if you play pennystocks too long and attempt to ride them too high you will get hurt!
How to know that you are a bad drunk:
When your best friend gives you these subtle signals at the bar
For Those of us in OTC and Pink stocks there are often long waiting periods in between when we buy a stock and when the price of that stock arrives at an acceptable sell level.
This board is Strictly for those Investors/Traders who just want to pass the time as we wait for our stocks to "Kick In".
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