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Well heck....the front fell off
Once again this year, I've had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake
recipe, so here goes:
(Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up
every year!)
1 cup sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila
again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
Cherry Mistmas
Indeed bro Nothing like 2 tons of fun!!!!
I'll bring the flour
Thanks bro I will be for even indebt!!
I know, but the heavy set one is yours.
Man those babes are sweet!!!
Interesting piece of history
In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Oh man that's a good one!!
Hold on I'm looking for my glasses so I can read this dam thing.
Story of my life
Hey MAc when everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane !
Bwahahahahaha!!!
Yes and I feel real sorry for MCKINLEY MORGANFIELD being tied up to the chair like that!!
That story is true, except Markss40 was wrongly convicted - LOL
LOL.....yes....be strong too
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you too.'
When did I realize I was God?
Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
hey where did u get my yearbook picture that should be illegal for u to pull that up----------------- hahahaha
Oh man all that meat and no potato!!
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