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An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.
The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"
He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?"
The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"
The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?
Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"
The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."
The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seem to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.
This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.
Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip....
— TheyCallMeDoc (@TheyCallMeDoc1) April 13, 2024
— Charles Palmer (@Charles02339637) April 13, 2024
Probably already is!!!
He still has a chance to join the Biden team!
LMAO ... not going to bode well for the dunce!
— Charles Palmer (@Charles02339637) April 10, 2024
you ain't seen nothing until you've bored down on a pinto with 10 mexicans in it
with a semi truck.....
it does answer the question: How many Mexicans can you fit in a Pinto's glove box,,,,,???
hehe
There are so many classics!
"Far side" has been good-- Mondays they have additional cartoons on the lower left! link above
WAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA
The Pinto had the exploding gas tank in the back! Making the 'Vette the better choice. Not for performance but for a longer lifespan! LOL!
its a ford PINTO-- chevette was similar
I used to know a lady who drove one. Always like to ask her how her 'vette was running!
note the flame pattern!
A Classic pic.twitter.com/mxCWJ9MxzI
— Gene 1968 (@nelmagene2010) April 9, 2024
— 1776 2.0? (@ChrisSi39851937) April 9, 2024
we only had a partial here-and cloudy-- have seen a couple total eclipses- been there, done that-- yes, nothing burger.
BTW ... are we still alive? With cloudy skies here, it was a big nothing burger!!!
Adding a little gas to the water will make it smell like gas, you know, just incase someone gets suspicious!!
— Charles Palmer (@Charles02339637) April 8, 2024
Kind of digging this idea pic.twitter.com/EDWeKLPitH
— 2 DOGᔕ & A LADY TᖇᑌᑕK DRIVER (@cjmarley) April 7, 2024
— TheyCallMeDoc (@TheyCallMeDoc1) April 8, 2024
— Ed Mapes 🚛 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 (@EdMapes1) April 7, 2024
— illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) April 7, 2024
lol pic.twitter.com/yRw0iZUAFl
— Maga Conservative Dr Ken Dabb (@DabbKen) April 6, 2024
Gotta send this out via email list!
look closely:
— 1776 2.0? (@ChrisSi39851937) April 5, 2024
🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/evHpeTlH09
— Becs 🇬🇧 (@becs2986) April 5, 2024
😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6ZF0b6BJln
— Becs 🇬🇧 (@becs2986) April 4, 2024
Ever do this?? Hmm 🤔?¿ pic.twitter.com/GoGNhx6REV
— Johnny Cadillac (@lippyent) April 4, 2024
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