The Old Timers Club (Get off my lawn)

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I used to know a lady who drove one. Always like to ask her how her 'vette was running!

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note the flame pattern!

A Classic pic.twitter.com/mxCWJ9MxzI

— Gene 1968 (@nelmagene2010) April 9, 2024

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— 1776 2.0? (@ChrisSi39851937) April 9, 2024

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— DimebagDen (@dimebagden) April 7, 2024

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we only had a partial here-and cloudy-- have seen a couple total eclipses- been there, done that-- yes, nothing burger.

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BTW ... are we still alive? With cloudy skies here, it was a big nothing burger!!!

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Adding a little gas to the water will make it smell like gas, you know, just incase someone gets suspicious!!

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— Charles Palmer (@Charles02339637) April 8, 2024

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https://twitter.com/hshLauraJ/status/1777376530538319976

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Kind of digging this idea pic.twitter.com/EDWeKLPitH

— 2 DOGᔕ & A LADY TᖇᑌᑕK DRIVER (@cjmarley) April 7, 2024

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— TheyCallMeDoc (@TheyCallMeDoc1) April 8, 2024

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— Ed Mapes 🚛 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 (@EdMapes1) April 7, 2024

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— illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) April 7, 2024

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lol pic.twitter.com/yRw0iZUAFl

— Maga Conservative Dr Ken Dabb (@DabbKen) April 6, 2024

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He made a well-thought out wish!

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Gotta send this out via email list!

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— Mrs. S. (@hshLauraJ) April 5, 2024

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look closely:

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— 1776 2.0? (@ChrisSi39851937) April 5, 2024

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/evHpeTlH09

— Becs 🇬🇧 (@becs2986) April 5, 2024

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😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6ZF0b6BJln

— Becs 🇬🇧 (@becs2986) April 4, 2024

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Ever do this?? Hmm 🤔?¿ pic.twitter.com/GoGNhx6REV

— Johnny Cadillac (@lippyent) April 4, 2024

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And still do 😬🫶😂 pic.twitter.com/LjWRQf80ke

— Templar⚔️ (@aTeXan575) April 4, 2024

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Do you ever meet someone for the first time & want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub? pic.twitter.com/ZmryEk4U4F

— Helga Von Tippler (@DanaLeaB1) April 4, 2024

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Continuing on the sick path.....

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When fantasy meets reality!

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What a great product name!

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Fast than Underdog!

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Good Humor


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local store manager:

Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed;

'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room?

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

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Fact!

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it was one of my "off days" LOL

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AMEN

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LOL!

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Why, that was actually very nice and uplifting. Hey! Who are you and what did you do to getmoreshares?!?!?! 😂

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Can I get an AMEN!?

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Every month Martín’s parents took a trip to see Grandma and came home on the same train the next day. One day the child said to his parents:
“I'm already grown up. Can I go to my grandma's alone?"
After a brief discussion, his parents accepted. They stood with him as he waited for the train to exit. They said goodbye to their son and gave him some tips through the window. Martin repeated to them:
“I know. I've been told this more than a thousand times."
As the train was about to leave, his father murmured in his ear:
“Son if you feel bad or insecure, this is for you!"
And he put something in his pocket.
Now Martin was alone, sitting on the train as he had wanted, without his parents for the first time.
He was admiring the landscape out the window. Around him some unknowns pushed themselves in. They made a lot of noise. They got in and out of the train car. The conductor made some comments about him being alone. One person looked at him with eyes of sadness.
Martin was feeling more uneasy with every minute that passed. And now he was scared. He felt cornered and alone. He put his head down, and with tears in his eyes, he remembered his dad had put something in his pocket. Trembling, he searched for what his father had given him. Upon finding the piece of paper he read it:
“Son, I'm in the last train car!"
That's how life is, we must let our kids go. We must let them try new things. But we always like to be in the last car, watching, in case they are afraid or in case they find obstacles and don’t know what to do. We want to be close to them as long as we are still alive.

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So true😜 pic.twitter.com/SycbOhtluv

— texasvaquero (@texasvaquero1) April 1, 2024

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LOL...

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That funny. Of course I'm in bed by the PM time and still in bed at the am time.

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The brain might be Abby's. You know, Abby Normal's.

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Not this old fart! Late to bed and late to rise is fine when you don't care about wise!

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Yep 🤪😂 pic.twitter.com/AiusFiwfPQ

— Becs 🇬🇧 (@becs2986) April 1, 2024

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yep

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Now he'd be in prison!

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"Well, I can't swim either." 😁
RUN!!!! 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/SeqVNdhyic

— 🕊 𝓐𝓷𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝓡𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 🕊 𝐗𝐋𝐕 (@Ann_Lilyflower) January 31, 2024

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Sigh. We are card carrying members of The Old Timers Club!

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little trim would do just fine. Guess I am old- shaving is not my thing! bad enough having stubble on your face!

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yes-- we know that well!

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Yikes. I think a Toro Weed Whacker is called for! LOL!