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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil

Something to keep us young: http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75

Old Timers Club theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#18123	Thinking of YOU, my friend as we watch	EZ2	05/29/20 07:10:40 AM
#18122	No posts from him, anywhere, since October 2019.	pos_stock_hoarder	05/04/20 10:48:48 PM
#18121	I notice we haven't seen our old friend	Gmenfan	05/04/20 04:13:50 PM
#18120	"Age is an issue of mind over matter.	Trinityz1	05/04/20 03:44:37 PM
#18119	https://assets.amuniversal.com/5c56af3040e10138eda9005056a9545d	pos_stock_hoarder	04/16/20 11:26:44 AM
#18118	https://i.pinimg.com/originals/33/d1/47/33d1472a7628961de7096a0df7947bd8.jp	pos_stock_hoarder	02/15/20 02:05:11 PM
#18117	https://i2.wp.com/Laughshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/When-I-Die.jpg[/	pos_stock_hoarder	01/17/20 07:25:06 PM
#18116	https://assets.amuniversal.com/bddcf81013d30138dd66005056a9545d	pos_stock_hoarder	01/13/20 06:50:48 PM
#18115	I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!	Gmenfan	12/28/19 08:44:28 AM
#18114	https://img.ifunny.co/images/235b1b0d1d1b5174a1786c623822540508663b39f811fa	pos_stock_hoarder	12/27/19 10:34:36 PM
#18113	Hell, back in the day I could entertain	Gmenfan	12/27/19 06:03:42 PM
#18112	Yes, we could entertain ourselves without electronics once	pos_stock_hoarder	12/27/19 04:53:10 PM
#18111	You too??!! ;-)	Gmenfan	12/27/19 04:44:11 PM
#18110	https://i.pinimg.com/236x/17/39/d8/1739d8c2804dd6410ea235b37e5752f0--funny-	pos_stock_hoarder	12/27/19 04:34:46 PM
#18109	https://assets.amuniversal.com/38239dc05d28012ee3bd00163e41dd5b	pos_stock_hoarder	12/20/19 12:05:35 PM
#18108	I more than second that!	pos_stock_hoarder	12/11/19 02:07:18 PM
#18107	always gotta renew	Seminole Red	12/11/19 10:54:52 AM
#18106	" Don't stay away soo-long, Fats ~ you	SkeBallLarry	12/11/19 08:27:38 AM
#18105	https://i2.wp.com/geezerguff.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Pinot-More-e154	pos_stock_hoarder	11/26/19 04:09:48 PM
#18104	LMAO .... Sadly!	Gmenfan	11/22/19 08:38:55 AM
#18103	https://i.redd.it/ttmjashpu3f31.jpg	pos_stock_hoarder	11/21/19 05:46:29 PM
#18102	https://assets.amuniversal.com/f718a7c0e8240137cece005056a9545d	pos_stock_hoarder	11/21/19 09:09:02 AM
#18101	Sounds like me!	Gmenfan	11/18/19 06:05:13 PM
#18100	In a similar vein. File under:	pos_stock_hoarder	11/18/19 05:07:47 PM
#18099	That pretty much nails it my friend!	Gmenfan	11/18/19 05:02:18 PM
#18098	https://assets.amuniversal.com/74550ed0ce8e0137c5af005056a9545d	pos_stock_hoarder	11/17/19 01:56:27 PM
#18097	https://assets.amuniversal.com/5585a3705ec1012ee3bf00163e41dd5b	pos_stock_hoarder	11/17/19 11:50:03 AM
#18096	https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/6c/40/b66c4062c3162c3f5ac06d6511ebd28a.jp	pos_stock_hoarder	10/31/19 10:30:45 AM
#18095	https://i.redd.it/x13ja4dmobu11.jpg	pos_stock_hoarder	10/20/19 11:50:45 AM
#18094	https://assets.amuniversal.com/5a0c2d705e87012ee3bf00163e41dd5b	pos_stock_hoarder	10/08/19 10:07:28 AM
#18093	Murphy's Law! Never fails!	pos_stock_hoarder	10/08/19 10:07:17 AM
#18092	OK, buddy. Come back when your funny	pos_stock_hoarder	10/08/19 10:06:38 AM
#18091	Still hanging in there. Guess I shouldn't	mnfats	10/07/19 02:54:00 PM
#18090	Good to see that you're OK mnfats. POSSH	Gmenfan	10/07/19 02:48:32 PM
#18089	Hey Stock Nice run. I'm going	mnfats	10/07/19 02:33:42 PM
#18088	https://assets.amuniversal.com/aeda3a705e79012ee3bf00163e41dd5b	pos_stock_hoarder	10/05/19 12:30:21 PM
#18087	Arrrrrrr!	pos_stock_hoarder	10/04/19 10:47:25 AM
#18086	https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/175/17590/1759067.gif	pos_stock_hoarder	10/02/19 09:13:14 AM
#18085	https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/175/17577/1757778.gif	pos_stock_hoarder	09/27/19 11:24:20 AM
#18084	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Swzvm-gXHg Doorbell / Sebastian Maniscalco:	pos_stock_hoarder	09/26/19 04:16:16 PM
#18083	https://assets.amuniversal.com/97a9eff0b8250137bd74005056a9545d	pos_stock_hoarder	09/26/19 09:55:17 AM
#18082	https://assets.amuniversal.com/afc21bf0bb0b0137be3e005056a9545d	pos_stock_hoarder	09/24/19 02:12:58 PM
#18081	https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a9KBDy6_700b.jpg	pos_stock_hoarder	09/24/19 02:08:14 PM
#18080	https://assets.amuniversal.com/c7c05100bb0b0137be3e005056a9545d	pos_stock_hoarder	09/23/19 06:20:16 PM
#18079	investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2019/9/22/nbgvrb7ca7a65-120c-4ed2-a	mnfats	09/22/19 03:39:21 PM
#18078	investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2019/9/22/mfxmc15687610689938938509	mnfats	09/22/19 03:36:27 PM
#18077	The drug maker responsible for bringing us Viagra,	mnfats	09/22/19 12:48:47 PM
#18076	Heck of a family.	mnfats	09/22/19 12:46:55 PM
#18075	The word? Everybody knows that the bird	pos_stock_hoarder	09/22/19 11:17:01 AM
#18074	The theater is not the only odious thing there!	pos_stock_hoarder	09/22/19 11:04:54 AM
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