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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

Welcome aboard.  Have a look-see between naps!


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related
 
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#18280   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/200/20069/2006975.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 11/22/20 11:48:02 AM
#18279   :-D pos_stock_hoarder 11/17/20 12:37:43 PM
#18278   8 Cents Seminole Red 11/17/20 11:53:08 AM
#18277   lolol Seminole Red 11/14/20 02:35:17 PM
#18276   https://media1.tenor.com/images/3ba3a5aab2b81d6ce8e4850660899a19/tenor.gif? pos_stock_hoarder 11/14/20 02:20:54 PM
#18275   VERY INTERESTING FACTS ! ! Seminole Red 11/14/20 12:51:58 PM
#18274   Yeah, I hate when that happens! pos_stock_hoarder 11/13/20 02:07:38 PM
#18273   LMAO!!! Gmenfan 11/13/20 12:58:06 PM
#18272   Medic! Oh, never mind.... pos_stock_hoarder 11/13/20 09:29:07 AM
#18271   Grampa is no dope! pos_stock_hoarder 11/12/20 09:52:40 AM
#18270   Nice... She showed her! Gmenfan 11/09/20 08:12:14 PM
#18269   An old lady handed her bank card to Seminole Red 11/09/20 05:50:11 PM
#18268   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/193/19398/1939821.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 11/07/20 09:58:45 AM
#18267   https://assets.amuniversal.com/14ff4de0fad201382ec7005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 11/06/20 09:02:01 AM
#18266   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/192/19275/1927524.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 11/06/20 08:35:22 AM
#18265   Nice set up! :-D pos_stock_hoarder 11/05/20 12:14:53 PM
#18264   I have seen a lot of hate spewed Seminole Red 11/05/20 11:35:53 AM
#18263   https://assets.amuniversal.com/05290c0001490139311a005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 11/05/20 10:18:13 AM
#18262   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/191/19174/1917492.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 11/04/20 09:46:59 AM
#18261   College Freshman Seminole Red 11/02/20 01:31:21 PM
#18260   :-D Gmenfan 10/30/20 09:43:18 AM
#18259   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/190/19085/1908540.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 10/29/20 06:23:28 PM
#18258   ya gotta be tough to live in the Trinityz1 10/28/20 04:28:28 PM
#18257   It's available on DVD. The guy was one Gmenfan 10/28/20 03:33:23 PM
#18256   been there done that in RL Trinityz1 10/28/20 03:29:41 PM
#18255   You may want to check out the "Alone Gmenfan 10/28/20 03:24:45 PM
#18254   well have had it completely cover my fences Trinityz1 10/28/20 02:56:15 PM
#18253   I don't mind the snow as long as Gmenfan 10/28/20 02:45:08 PM
#18252   I can appreciate your thinking. pos_stock_hoarder 10/28/20 02:01:36 PM
#18251   don't like watching that show Trinityz1 10/28/20 01:57:15 PM
#18250   I didn't know that. Oh man, more pos_stock_hoarder 10/28/20 01:29:13 PM
#18249   oh no...the fingers feel it.... Trinityz1 10/28/20 01:25:30 PM
#18248   After the thaw! lol! pos_stock_hoarder 10/28/20 01:24:21 PM
#18247   LMAO he who sets mousetrap with frozen fingers Trinityz1 10/28/20 01:23:42 PM
#18246   Oh, well that would call for a bonus nap! pos_stock_hoarder 10/28/20 01:17:34 PM
#18245   You can always learn something new, and if Gmenfan 10/28/20 01:12:06 PM
#18244   Ah, you are wise indeed. Perhaps you pos_stock_hoarder 10/28/20 12:49:26 PM
#18243   oh and I'm guilty as heck of that Trinityz1 10/28/20 12:36:35 PM
#18242   Who says these boards aren't educational! pos_stock_hoarder 10/28/20 11:16:52 AM
#18241   LMAO ..... I may have to try that Gmenfan 10/28/20 10:50:36 AM
#18240   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/190/19079/1907926.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 10/28/20 10:24:00 AM
#18239   oh boy, fight,fight Seminole Red 10/14/20 09:04:28 AM
#18238   https://assets.amuniversal.com/bd33e520ea510138290c005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 10/14/20 08:21:01 AM
#18237   still funny Seminole Red 10/13/20 07:19:07 PM
#18236   based on the old Jerry Clower joke Trinityz1 10/13/20 11:40:29 AM
#18235   true that Seminole Red 10/13/20 10:29:36 AM
#18234   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/189/18987/1898767.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 10/13/20 10:06:02 AM
#18233   :-D pos_stock_hoarder 10/13/20 09:39:26 AM
#18232   Good one.. Gmenfan 10/13/20 08:25:46 AM
#18231   A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. Seminole Red 10/13/20 06:23:33 AM
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