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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil

Something to keep us young: http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75

Old Timers Club theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#15803	https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/154/15444/1544403.gif	pos_stock_hoarder	06/27/17 08:34:26 AM
#15802	:-)	pos_stock_hoarder	06/26/17 03:34:26 PM
#15801	Trust me, I never hear that idiot expression	pos_stock_hoarder	06/26/17 03:33:12 PM
#15800	investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/6/26/whbsdz00059.jpg	mnfats	06/26/17 03:05:50 PM
#15799	Maybe the ladies at FOX News should have	mnfats	06/26/17 03:01:49 PM
#15798	New term for me. Makes me glad	mnfats	06/26/17 03:00:28 PM
#15797	" LOL " .. !!	SkeBallLarry	06/26/17 11:52:29 AM
#15796	https://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/cnfeed/zone/js/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL	pos_stock_hoarder	06/26/17 10:17:53 AM
#15795	assets.amuniversal.com/d6ce2e8036590135d3ae005056a9545d	pos_stock_hoarder	06/25/17 10:48:04 AM
#15794	You're now in an elite group! LOL!	pos_stock_hoarder	06/24/17 04:21:49 PM
#15793	Super funny. Going to have a smile	mnfats	06/24/17 03:50:28 PM
#15792	Now I find myself looking for the symbols	mnfats	06/24/17 03:44:06 PM
#15791	Checking In at the Airport	mr40	06/24/17 12:22:16 AM
#15790	https://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/cnfeed/zone/js/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL	pos_stock_hoarder	06/23/17 09:04:38 AM
#15789	Continue to heal and take your time manipulating	Gmenfan	06/22/17 09:28:23 AM
#15788	Keep on keeping on my friend.	pos_stock_hoarder	06/21/17 03:36:05 PM
#15787	Sorry I haven't posted more. Right hand	mnfats	06/21/17 03:03:26 PM
#15786	Too funny.	mnfats	06/21/17 03:01:41 PM
#15785	Saw that show. Still makes me laugh.	mnfats	06/21/17 03:00:15 PM
#15784	That's a classic. I love it.	mnfats	06/21/17 02:58:56 PM
#15783	Oh, no.	mnfats	06/21/17 02:57:52 PM
#15782	Great on mr40.	mnfats	06/21/17 02:56:31 PM
#15781	Good one.	mnfats	06/21/17 02:55:35 PM
#15780	I have DISH. We don't get that	mnfats	06/21/17 02:54:50 PM
#15779	LOL Kids pretty sharp.	mnfats	06/21/17 02:53:21 PM
#15778	Sad.	mnfats	06/21/17 02:50:57 PM
#15777	This must be the of the the used	mnfats	06/21/17 02:50:21 PM
#15776	I agree.	mnfats	06/21/17 02:47:58 PM
#15775	Thanks EZ. Needed a good laugh today.	mnfats	06/21/17 02:45:35 PM
#15774	Priests Retirement Speech	EZ2	06/21/17 02:32:59 PM
#15773	Thanks EZ. Says it all about the	mnfats	06/21/17 02:26:17 PM
#15772	He knew it was coming and was well	mnfats	06/21/17 02:23:37 PM
#15771	So sorry to hear that. I guess	mnfats	06/21/17 02:21:27 PM
#15770	What kind of sick pieces of shit get	pos_stock_hoarder	06/20/17 10:18:28 PM
#15769	I hope it is a hoax, there are	mr40	06/20/17 08:26:59 PM
#15768	This would top news on TV and the internet.	Gmenfan	06/20/17 08:21:51 PM
#15767	Clint Eastwood passed away at 87.	mr40	06/20/17 08:16:33 PM
#15766	In Memory of:	EZ2	06/20/17 07:35:08 PM
#15765	Sad...............thanks for the news Larry......RIP walknmannv	fuzzy	06/20/17 05:21:37 PM
#15764	I'd have never guessed that Larry! LMBO!	pos_stock_hoarder	06/20/17 04:42:21 PM
#15763	" I'm thrilled he got THAT wish, POSH	SkeBallLarry	06/20/17 04:40:11 PM
#15762	I recall his saying that his main wish,	pos_stock_hoarder	06/20/17 04:29:50 PM
#15761	Saw that on another board. So sad and	Gmenfan	06/20/17 04:27:52 PM
#15760	Yes, Walk talked of passing often & met	SkeBallLarry	06/20/17 04:27:38 PM
#15759	OMG - at least he passed peacefully. I	mr40	06/20/17 04:25:20 PM
#15758	I doubt the old boy will agree with	pos_stock_hoarder	06/20/17 04:22:47 PM
#15757	I saw this episode when it had come	pos_stock_hoarder	06/20/17 04:20:34 PM
#15756	Oh man, you are totally sick. We	pos_stock_hoarder	06/20/17 04:19:59 PM
#15755	https://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/3d/f6/3df6bf085062bc518696ae8c	pos_stock_hoarder	06/20/17 04:18:53 PM
#15754	ROTFLMBO!	pos_stock_hoarder	06/20/17 04:16:34 PM
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