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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#17715   Outstanding! pos_stock_hoarder 03/22/19 05:37:25 PM
#17714   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/will-rogers-quotes8_zps76o8v4e4.jp mnfats 03/22/19 05:16:09 PM
#17713   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/19903_zpsmiktjwak.jpg mnfats 03/22/19 04:48:27 PM
#17712   Finally some justice. lol mnfats 03/22/19 04:40:21 PM
#17711   https://investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2019/3/22/hzolrAttach13198_20 PappaJohn 03/22/19 09:43:40 AM
#17710   https://assets.amuniversal.com/215488e026fb0137892c005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 03/20/19 02:34:22 PM
#17709   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/60%20mpg_zps8bjruwbp.jpg mnfats 03/19/19 05:16:44 PM
#17708   If you have trouble getting your children's attention, mnfats 03/19/19 05:12:33 PM
#17707   Morris, a 63-year old, comes home from the mnfats 03/19/19 05:11:28 PM
#17706   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/Untitled_zps7xh1k1an.jpg mnfats 03/19/19 05:10:22 PM
#17705   DAD'S EXPLANATION Son: "Dad, why does love-making makes mnfats 03/19/19 05:08:32 PM
#17704   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/unnamed_zpso6qqsm9q.jpg mnfats 03/19/19 05:05:57 PM
#17703   “When you stick it in my mouth, do mnfats 03/16/19 06:12:51 PM
#17702   An old man turned 105 and was being mnfats 03/16/19 06:07:57 PM
#17701   http://www.ba-bamail.com/video.aspx?emailid=32470 mnfats 03/16/19 02:52:52 PM
#17700   A few months ago I wanted to delete mnfats 03/16/19 02:51:42 PM
#17699   mnfats, why did I think of you when PappaJohn 03/15/19 01:50:16 PM
#17698   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/boobies_zpsaibjssu0.jpg mnfats 03/14/19 02:48:33 PM
#17697   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/addicted_zps8non1zjo.jpg mnfats 03/14/19 02:45:14 PM
#17696   Yes, easy to spot. mnfats 03/14/19 02:41:37 PM
#17695   LMAO!!! Gmenfan 03/13/19 06:41:12 PM
#17694   That's just cruel! Gmenfan 03/13/19 06:40:15 PM
#17693   The experienced ones with ALL their teeth! Gmenfan 03/13/19 06:39:12 PM
#17692   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/ATT0001111117_zpsud48n5lf.jpg[/cha mnfats 03/13/19 04:30:03 PM
#17691   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/I%20Never%20Ask_zpsbufgvzsj.jpg[/c mnfats 03/13/19 04:25:16 PM
#17690   You got that right, but now you have mnfats 03/13/19 04:19:54 PM
#17689   Your townhall meetings must be packed! pos_stock_hoarder 03/13/19 04:16:41 PM
#17688   I did, she's the mayor of our community. mnfats 03/13/19 04:15:02 PM
#17687   The really good ones may even have bandages. mnfats 03/13/19 04:13:59 PM
#17686   And she looks like your grandfather eating ice pos_stock_hoarder 03/12/19 11:30:43 AM
#17685   Her, I'd vote for! LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 03/12/19 11:29:34 AM
#17684   The "head" nurse isn't difficult to find .... Gmenfan 03/12/19 08:00:49 AM
#17683   Okay,my Viagra was still having an effect mnfats 03/11/19 09:26:12 PM
#17682   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/Hot%20Sister_zpssfktf9d5.jpg[/char mnfats 03/11/19 09:17:38 PM
#17681   Guess he would prefer real gold. mnfats 03/11/19 09:16:57 PM
#17680   https://assets.amuniversal.com/3b332a3008a701377e49005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 03/10/19 12:37:48 PM
#17679   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/As%20A%20Kid_zpsarvip2zq.gif[/char mnfats 03/07/19 04:44:25 PM
#17678   I wonder if his whistle is the same mnfats 03/07/19 04:31:17 PM
#17677   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/image001_zpsecgwwfgp.jpg mnfats 03/07/19 04:30:21 PM
#17676   https://assets.amuniversal.com/4e7a31101b8301378502005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 03/07/19 09:56:25 AM
#17675   My memory is starting to fail me. mnfats 03/05/19 03:58:59 PM
#17674   I told my wife that a husband is mnfats 03/05/19 03:58:05 PM
#17673   "Adam," the heavenly voice called to the Garden mnfats 03/05/19 03:55:07 PM
#17672   https://www.youtube.com/embed/qybUFnY7Y8w mnfats 03/02/19 03:56:34 PM
#17671   These days about half the stuff in my mnfats 03/02/19 01:12:25 PM
#17670   Computer hardware is like an erect penis: It mnfats 03/01/19 02:16:52 PM
#17669   After watching a young maternity ward patient earnestly mnfats 03/01/19 02:13:47 PM
#17668   “Eighty Seven long-ass years ago our fathers brought mnfats 03/01/19 02:07:28 PM
#17667   I recently came back from a tour of mnfats 03/01/19 02:05:17 PM
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