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Last Post: 1/16/2018 5:40:00 PM - Followers: 79 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 6

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#16659   He's so greedy, that he just keeps it pos_stock_hoarder 01/16/18 05:40:00 PM
#16658   A popular newspaper was carrying out a survey mnfats 01/16/18 04:02:07 PM
#16657   It sure turned out that way, but he mnfats 01/16/18 03:59:20 PM
#16656   What a snow job! LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 01/16/18 02:33:37 PM
#16655   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/16/wchiu9229fbe.jpg mnfats 01/16/18 01:12:58 PM
#16654   I'll have to get one of those bumper mnfats 01/16/18 01:11:31 PM
#16653   assets.amuniversal.com/9de3eb50d3d501350bf8005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 01/13/18 11:38:08 AM
#16652   Perfect! pos_stock_hoarder 01/11/18 10:17:32 PM
#16651   It was a May-December marriage, and as the mnfats 01/11/18 03:52:03 PM
#16650   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/11/rvxubufhpfbdx02n0.jpg[/ch mnfats 01/11/18 03:49:42 PM
#16649   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/11/crhysTrophy_Generation.jp mnfats 01/11/18 03:46:34 PM
#16648   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/11/diepgTUMBLR~12.JPG[/chart mnfats 01/11/18 03:45:54 PM
#16647   Andy Capp has been around a long time. mnfats 01/11/18 03:43:23 PM
#16646   I think I'd cover him with that blanket, mnfats 01/11/18 03:42:31 PM
#16645   assets.amuniversal.com/4acbbaa0d06801350ac2005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 01/11/18 10:47:50 AM
#16644   What would you do? Seminole Red 01/10/18 05:50:32 AM
#16643   You Betcha. mnfats 01/09/18 03:34:04 PM
#16642   Murphy's law again. :-( pos_stock_hoarder 01/09/18 03:06:03 PM
#16641   And his little head never does the thinking! pos_stock_hoarder 01/09/18 03:03:08 PM
#16640   Q: What do you say to a man mnfats 01/09/18 02:09:20 PM
#16639   "A new porn site is donating a penny mnfats 01/09/18 02:06:02 PM
#16638   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/9/hxndvUntitled.jpg mnfats 01/09/18 02:03:19 PM
#16637   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/9/uynyhw074.jpg mnfats 01/09/18 01:56:08 PM
#16636   He learns fast. mnfats 01/09/18 01:53:31 PM
#16635   Mine too. lol mnfats 01/09/18 01:52:28 PM
#16634   Maybe he could eat just a hand. mnfats 01/09/18 01:51:52 PM
#16633   They all work. lol mnfats 01/09/18 01:50:38 PM
#16632   assets.amuniversal.com/24e83400d32701350bb0005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 01/09/18 10:38:07 AM
#16631   https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50040/1000788131/original/terrible-t pos_stock_hoarder 01/08/18 02:31:43 PM
#16630   https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/80/31/93/803193d9383c37343b0e2967 pos_stock_hoarder 01/08/18 02:31:13 PM
#16629   She could have said.. Gmenfan 01/07/18 04:52:17 PM
#16628   A woman came home from the store with mnfats 01/07/18 02:10:06 PM
#16627   I just got back from a trip. mnfats 01/07/18 02:05:28 PM
#16626   A man on a construction site thirty floors mnfats 01/07/18 02:03:17 PM
#16625   A man is very ashamed of his pecker mnfats 01/07/18 02:01:59 PM
#16624   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/7/scrhwwaiting.jpg mnfats 01/07/18 01:58:28 PM
#16623   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/7/bpzdqWeather_Outside.jpg[/ mnfats 01/07/18 01:57:09 PM
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#16621   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/7/qyogpz00738.jpg mnfats 01/07/18 01:48:07 PM
#16620   I thought the same thing after I posted mnfats 01/07/18 01:38:11 PM
#16619   LMAO..... Wait, that ain't funny! ;-) Gmenfan 01/06/18 04:32:04 PM
#16618   :-D pos_stock_hoarder 01/06/18 03:34:37 PM
#16617   Little Johnny was on a bus tour of mnfats 01/06/18 03:28:16 PM
#16616   A man walks into his doctor's office and mnfats 01/06/18 03:13:35 PM
#16615   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/6/wfnvclocked.jpg mnfats 01/06/18 03:09:27 PM
#16614   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2018/1/6/xlnovfunny-captions-711.jp mnfats 01/06/18 03:07:30 PM
#16613   Is this racist? lol mnfats 01/06/18 03:03:18 PM
#16612   I'm almost there. mnfats 01/06/18 03:02:43 PM
#16611   Happens every time. mnfats 01/06/18 03:02:05 PM
#16610   www.worldwideinterweb.com/images/blogphotos/Funny/Snow%20Memes/funniest%20s pos_stock_hoarder 01/06/18 12:48:37 PM
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