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Last Post: 5/14/2021 5:26:48 AM - Followers: 78 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 1

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

Welcome aboard.  Have a look-see between naps!


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related
 
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#18616   buffetts have been closed for the past year Seminole Red 05/14/21 05:26:48 AM
#18615   fresh apple and peach are my favorites Trinityz1 05/13/21 11:52:38 PM
#18614   I had to give anything with sugar in Seminole Red 05/13/21 06:26:12 PM
#18613   since they've made them in Mexico Trinityz1 05/13/21 12:43:21 PM
#18612   even on the shirts for tall Trinityz1 05/13/21 12:41:16 PM
#18611   Hello, B2B. pos_stock_hoarder 05/13/21 09:29:36 AM
#18610   YES....Oreos Seminole Red 05/13/21 05:48:00 AM
#18609   This seems minor, but I can't find a back2basics 05/12/21 08:25:01 PM
#18608   gas dryers were the bomb! Trinityz1 05/12/21 04:21:57 PM
#18607   I tell you, kids look at you funny, pos_stock_hoarder 05/12/21 04:17:13 PM
#18606   well I ain't putting on any weight Trinityz1 05/12/21 04:11:20 PM
#18605   Sounds like you burn off all the calories though! pos_stock_hoarder 05/12/21 02:23:48 PM
#18604   LOL! I resemble that remark Trinityz1 05/12/21 12:41:30 PM
#18603   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/cache/lw600/209/20969/2096930.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 05/12/21 11:55:59 AM
#18602   Master Chef! pos_stock_hoarder 05/10/21 07:46:42 PM
#18601   To all the mothers out there: getmoreshares 05/09/21 05:49:13 PM
#18600   good posting, always like a good laugh Seminole Red 05/08/21 08:39:56 PM
#18599   and Little Johnny raises his hand, bounces up Trinityz1 05/08/21 12:52:26 PM
#18598   https://assets.amuniversal.com/638dfd60892801395abf005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/08/21 11:18:58 AM
#18597   You got through a real live person and pos_stock_hoarder 05/08/21 10:50:18 AM
#18596   https://assets.amuniversal.com/50553ed089d601395af5005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/06/21 03:42:31 PM
#18595   Happy Cartoonist Day. OK, a day later. pos_stock_hoarder 05/06/21 03:27:08 PM
#18594   YEP Seminole Red 05/05/21 08:53:18 AM
#18593   See.... You get it!! :-) Gmenfan 05/05/21 08:50:39 AM
#18592   agreed, like an update for the 38 revolver Seminole Red 05/05/21 05:51:26 AM
#18591   A new firearm may have the same effect! ;-) Gmenfan 05/04/21 09:13:17 AM
#18590   HAHAHA Seminole Red 05/03/21 05:46:19 PM
#18589   Yet it will be HIS fault! SMH. pos_stock_hoarder 05/03/21 03:18:28 PM
#18588   Yep, I can relate to both of those guys! Gmenfan 05/02/21 05:01:05 PM
#18587   I memorized all three! pos_stock_hoarder 05/02/21 02:58:56 PM
#18586   awesome! Trinityz1 05/01/21 01:23:18 PM
#18585   nah they didn't...we got away clean Trinityz1 05/01/21 01:20:57 PM
#18584   Why clutter your mind? pos_stock_hoarder 05/01/21 11:24:11 AM
#18583   He's even more sensitive to these drops than me! pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/21 01:37:31 PM
#18582   YIKES Seminole Red 04/28/21 08:45:55 PM
#18581   HAHAHAHAHA...THEY KNEW Seminole Red 04/28/21 08:45:16 PM
#18580   lolol Seminole Red 04/28/21 08:44:07 PM
#18579   good one Seminole Red 04/28/21 08:43:51 PM
#18578   HA, ER smee are... Seminole Red 04/28/21 08:43:09 PM
#18577   we were sleeping in the semi sleeper nekked Trinityz1 04/28/21 04:21:27 PM
#18576   Then the scented diaper was born! :-D pos_stock_hoarder 04/28/21 02:52:19 PM
#18575   yeah but I might say pull my finger Trinityz1 04/28/21 02:50:26 PM
#18574   OK, gents, lets fess up, it is SOME pos_stock_hoarder 04/28/21 02:44:39 PM
#18573   dog farts! Trinityz1 04/28/21 01:42:31 PM
#18572   C'mon, man! pos_stock_hoarder 04/28/21 11:56:13 AM
#18571   So, when do you get out of the pos_stock_hoarder 04/28/21 10:12:34 AM
#18570   LMAO!!! Gmenfan 04/28/21 09:44:50 AM
#18569   If I Die First Seminole Red 04/27/21 08:27:47 PM
#18568   Yes indeed. I wonder if it is pos_stock_hoarder 04/27/21 09:05:20 AM
#18567   Looks like entering a prison cell! Gmenfan 04/26/21 05:06:36 PM
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