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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#18123   Thinking of YOU, my friend as we watch EZ2 05/29/20 07:10:40 AM
#18122   No posts from him, anywhere, since October 2019. pos_stock_hoarder 05/04/20 10:48:48 PM
#18121   I notice we haven't seen our old friend Gmenfan 05/04/20 04:13:50 PM
#18120   "Age is an issue of mind over matter. Trinityz1 05/04/20 03:44:37 PM
#18119   https://assets.amuniversal.com/5c56af3040e10138eda9005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 04/16/20 11:26:44 AM
#18118   https://i.pinimg.com/originals/33/d1/47/33d1472a7628961de7096a0df7947bd8.jp pos_stock_hoarder 02/15/20 02:05:11 PM
#18117   https://i2.wp.com/Laughshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/When-I-Die.jpg[/ pos_stock_hoarder 01/17/20 07:25:06 PM
#18116   https://assets.amuniversal.com/bddcf81013d30138dd66005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 01/13/20 06:50:48 PM
#18115   I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous! Gmenfan 12/28/19 08:44:28 AM
#18114   https://img.ifunny.co/images/235b1b0d1d1b5174a1786c623822540508663b39f811fa pos_stock_hoarder 12/27/19 10:34:36 PM
#18113   Hell, back in the day I could entertain Gmenfan 12/27/19 06:03:42 PM
#18112   Yes, we could entertain ourselves without electronics once pos_stock_hoarder 12/27/19 04:53:10 PM
#18111   You too??!! ;-) Gmenfan 12/27/19 04:44:11 PM
#18110   https://i.pinimg.com/236x/17/39/d8/1739d8c2804dd6410ea235b37e5752f0--funny- pos_stock_hoarder 12/27/19 04:34:46 PM
#18109   https://assets.amuniversal.com/38239dc05d28012ee3bd00163e41dd5b pos_stock_hoarder 12/20/19 12:05:35 PM
#18108   I more than second that! pos_stock_hoarder 12/11/19 02:07:18 PM
#18107   always gotta renew Seminole Red 12/11/19 10:54:52 AM
#18106   " Don't stay away soo-long, Fats ~ you SkeBallLarry 12/11/19 08:27:38 AM
#18105   https://i2.wp.com/geezerguff.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Pinot-More-e154 pos_stock_hoarder 11/26/19 04:09:48 PM
#18104   LMAO .... Sadly! Gmenfan 11/22/19 08:38:55 AM
#18103   https://i.redd.it/ttmjashpu3f31.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 11/21/19 05:46:29 PM
#18102   https://assets.amuniversal.com/f718a7c0e8240137cece005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 11/21/19 09:09:02 AM
#18101   Sounds like me! Gmenfan 11/18/19 06:05:13 PM
#18100   In a similar vein. File under: pos_stock_hoarder 11/18/19 05:07:47 PM
#18099   That pretty much nails it my friend! Gmenfan 11/18/19 05:02:18 PM
#18098   https://assets.amuniversal.com/74550ed0ce8e0137c5af005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 11/17/19 01:56:27 PM
#18097   https://assets.amuniversal.com/5585a3705ec1012ee3bf00163e41dd5b pos_stock_hoarder 11/17/19 11:50:03 AM
#18096   https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/6c/40/b66c4062c3162c3f5ac06d6511ebd28a.jp pos_stock_hoarder 10/31/19 10:30:45 AM
#18095   https://i.redd.it/x13ja4dmobu11.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 10/20/19 11:50:45 AM
#18094   https://assets.amuniversal.com/5a0c2d705e87012ee3bf00163e41dd5b pos_stock_hoarder 10/08/19 10:07:28 AM
#18093   Murphy's Law! Never fails! pos_stock_hoarder 10/08/19 10:07:17 AM
#18092   OK, buddy. Come back when your funny pos_stock_hoarder 10/08/19 10:06:38 AM
#18091   Still hanging in there. Guess I shouldn't mnfats 10/07/19 02:54:00 PM
#18090   Good to see that you're OK mnfats. POSSH Gmenfan 10/07/19 02:48:32 PM
#18089   Hey Stock Nice run. I'm going mnfats 10/07/19 02:33:42 PM
#18088   https://assets.amuniversal.com/aeda3a705e79012ee3bf00163e41dd5b pos_stock_hoarder 10/05/19 12:30:21 PM
#18087   Arrrrrrr! pos_stock_hoarder 10/04/19 10:47:25 AM
#18086   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/175/17590/1759067.gif pos_stock_hoarder 10/02/19 09:13:14 AM
#18085   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/175/17577/1757778.gif pos_stock_hoarder 09/27/19 11:24:20 AM
#18084   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Swzvm-gXHg Doorbell / Sebastian Maniscalco: pos_stock_hoarder 09/26/19 04:16:16 PM
#18083   https://assets.amuniversal.com/97a9eff0b8250137bd74005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 09/26/19 09:55:17 AM
#18082   https://assets.amuniversal.com/afc21bf0bb0b0137be3e005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 09/24/19 02:12:58 PM
#18081   https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a9KBDy6_700b.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 09/24/19 02:08:14 PM
#18080   https://assets.amuniversal.com/c7c05100bb0b0137be3e005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 09/23/19 06:20:16 PM
#18079   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2019/9/22/nbgvrb7ca7a65-120c-4ed2-a mnfats 09/22/19 03:39:21 PM
#18078   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2019/9/22/mfxmc15687610689938938509 mnfats 09/22/19 03:36:27 PM
#18077   The drug maker responsible for bringing us Viagra, mnfats 09/22/19 12:48:47 PM
#18076   Heck of a family. mnfats 09/22/19 12:46:55 PM
#18075   The word? Everybody knows that the bird pos_stock_hoarder 09/22/19 11:17:01 AM
#18074   The theater is not the only odious thing there! pos_stock_hoarder 09/22/19 11:04:54 AM
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