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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#17804   They don't? It's not? Oh my! mnfats 05/18/19 07:03:26 PM
#17803   I have to get one of those remotes. mnfats 05/18/19 07:01:22 PM
#17802   https://assets.amuniversal.com/3e183610542a013799e2005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/15/19 05:07:30 PM
#17801   https://assets.amuniversal.com/cc62d4e04f5b01379842005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/14/19 12:56:31 PM
#17800   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/PHOTO-2019-04-28-14-30-34_zpswyapj mnfats 05/11/19 07:31:08 PM
#17799   The wise speak when they have something to mnfats 05/11/19 04:13:18 PM
#17798   Sounds familiar. mnfats 05/11/19 04:13:01 PM
#17797   No mas! pos_stock_hoarder 05/11/19 11:11:17 AM
#17796   Ever notice that stores have one employee monitoring Gmenfan 05/09/19 08:14:02 AM
#17795   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/mail713_zpsyurd5iyg.jpg mnfats 05/08/19 04:47:11 PM
#17794   I never use self checkout and always pay cash. mnfats 05/08/19 04:45:50 PM
#17793   It's hell getting old. mnfats 05/08/19 04:43:40 PM
#17792   https://iblogalot3.files.wordpress.com/2018/06/self-checkout.jpg pos_stock_hoarder 05/07/19 01:26:00 PM
#17791   https://assets.amuniversal.com/06f2d0e04beb013796ca005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/06/19 09:45:05 AM
#17790   She was smoking! LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 05/05/19 09:17:36 PM
#17789   Nope, That's Almira Gulch's bike, Dorothy rode the Gmenfan 05/05/19 07:44:30 PM
#17788   For sure it's classy. The waiter is mnfats 05/05/19 02:05:58 PM
#17787   A logical explanation. mnfats 05/05/19 02:02:46 PM
#17786   I love the name of the restaurant too. pos_stock_hoarder 05/05/19 02:00:58 PM
#17785   My favorite family. mnfats 05/05/19 01:59:37 PM
#17784   I'm going to go out on a limb pos_stock_hoarder 05/05/19 01:57:52 PM
#17783   You too stock. Thanks for the posts. mnfats 05/05/19 01:56:15 PM
#17782   That should be a broom on the wall, mnfats 05/05/19 01:55:00 PM
#17781   https://assets.amuniversal.com/398113f05e4e012ee3bf00163e41dd5b pos_stock_hoarder 05/05/19 01:49:02 PM
#17780   Keep up the fine work! pos_stock_hoarder 05/05/19 01:42:37 PM
#17779   https://assets.amuniversal.com/04fad500341a01378e63005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/05/19 01:42:18 PM
#17778   You're not standing back far enough!!!! :-D pos_stock_hoarder 05/02/19 01:03:02 PM
#17777   People say nothing is impossible. mnfats 05/02/19 12:57:19 PM
#17776   I'm laughing, but that's no joke. lol mnfats 05/02/19 12:56:20 PM
#17775   Guess I'd have to just mow. mnfats 05/02/19 12:55:17 PM
#17774   I got a chuckle out of it. mnfats 05/02/19 12:51:38 PM
#17773   I always start with the last one. Gmenfan 05/01/19 02:49:09 PM
#17772   https://assets.amuniversal.com/9e37deb0466a013794d3005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/01/19 01:51:12 PM
#17771   https://assets.amuniversal.com/f29a820041fb01379335005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 04/30/19 06:37:14 PM
#17770   That's a gem! pos_stock_hoarder 04/30/19 06:27:13 PM
#17769   i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/IMG_3049_zpsnihyuao2.jpg mnfats 04/30/19 04:58:08 PM
#17768   LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/19 06:12:28 PM
#17767   oi14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/mail_zpsynwcsmdy.jpg mnfats 04/29/19 03:49:35 PM
#17766   Again? mnfats 04/29/19 03:19:48 PM
#17765   Looks like head start on homework to me. mnfats 04/29/19 03:17:24 PM
#17764   https://assets.amuniversal.com/c86b7350466a013794d3005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 04/29/19 11:14:05 AM
#17763   https://assets.amuniversal.com/d6508c403cbe01379139005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 04/22/19 10:32:57 AM
#17762   Had to send that along to my friends Gmenfan 04/19/19 05:58:48 PM
#17761   :-) pos_stock_hoarder 04/19/19 04:56:08 PM
#17760   oi14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/mnfats/1555271730322blob_zpsjlfybufn.png mnfats 04/19/19 04:34:50 PM
#17759   LMAO!!! Gmenfan 04/17/19 08:09:08 AM
#17758   When you go into court you are putting mnfats 04/16/19 05:35:23 PM
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