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Last Post: 5/24/2022 3:28:59 PM - Followers: 82 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 6

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

Welcome aboard.  Have a look-see between naps!

With special thanks to MNFATS.

Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related


 
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#18851  Sticky Note https://www.thefarside.com/ getmoreshares 09/16/21 01:04:09 PM
#19817   LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 05/24/22 03:28:59 PM
#19816   https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/283713980_48617868072780 Seminole Red 05/24/22 01:35:11 PM
#19815   LOLOL Seminole Red 05/24/22 10:19:21 AM
#19814   They do exist! pos_stock_hoarder 05/24/22 09:56:42 AM
#19813   Calvin and Hobbes pos_stock_hoarder 05/24/22 09:46:52 AM
#19812   Ah, a worthy groaner! pos_stock_hoarder 05/24/22 09:41:39 AM
#19811   And lets not forget beer farts! pos_stock_hoarder 05/21/22 04:59:11 PM
#19810   oh boy Seminole Red 05/21/22 03:29:47 PM
#19809   This one, from getmoreshares on pos_stock_hoarder 05/21/22 02:36:17 PM
#19808   lolol Seminole Red 05/21/22 02:32:33 PM
#19807   How thoughtful! pos_stock_hoarder 05/21/22 11:57:27 AM
#19806   lolol, I understand Seminole Red 05/20/22 04:14:46 PM
#19805   no but was dealing with....... Trinityz1 05/20/22 04:09:16 PM
#19804   were you on a horse Seminole Red 05/20/22 03:57:12 PM
#19803   Dang! Between the weather and spending the Trinityz1 05/20/22 03:22:26 PM
#19802   never really watched the Simpsons Trinityz1 05/19/22 07:49:07 PM
#19801   https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-25-2015/EmBhk4.gif pos_stock_hoarder 05/19/22 07:29:19 PM
#19800   Speaking of groaners Trinityz1 05/19/22 05:48:20 PM
#19799   LMAO! Gmenfan 05/19/22 04:36:54 PM
#19798   lolololol Seminole Red 05/19/22 11:04:34 AM
#19797   Groaner time.... pos_stock_hoarder 05/19/22 11:04:02 AM
#19796   lolol, I had never seen that one before Seminole Red 05/19/22 10:23:50 AM
#19795   Perfect! I put that in the board intro! pos_stock_hoarder 05/19/22 10:18:11 AM
#19794   https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/281564442_53586321741574 Seminole Red 05/19/22 09:02:11 AM
#19793   Good ones Dan! Gmenfan 05/18/22 03:57:56 PM
#19792   Great list, Dan! Welcome aboard. pos_stock_hoarder 05/18/22 03:15:32 PM
#19791   GOOD ONE Seminole Red 05/18/22 01:32:50 PM
#19790   Later In Life... basserdan 05/18/22 01:10:31 PM
#19789   HA.....AMAZING Seminole Red 05/18/22 09:21:08 AM
#19788   Ha! You've earned yourself a lovely groaner! pos_stock_hoarder 05/18/22 09:01:10 AM
#19787   https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/280724626_10222705298969 Seminole Red 05/18/22 04:35:29 AM
#19786   Plain and simple Vexari 05/17/22 07:40:57 PM
#19785   https://assets.amuniversal.com/451e8140ac56013aa7a2005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 05/17/22 11:43:44 AM
#19784   ive done that 50 years ago Seminole Red 05/17/22 09:59:39 AM
#19783   Warning! Not for those with weak stomachs! pos_stock_hoarder 05/17/22 09:52:01 AM
#19782   Just another day....btw, just how old is he? pos_stock_hoarder 05/17/22 09:45:26 AM
#19781   Good morning to you too! pos_stock_hoarder 05/17/22 09:06:35 AM
#19780   a little morning humor Seminole Red 05/17/22 07:41:55 AM
#19779   when the world had no color Seminole Red 05/16/22 07:09:37 PM
#19778   :-D pos_stock_hoarder 05/16/22 06:01:20 PM
#19777   a good one: getmoreshares 05/16/22 05:32:52 PM
#19776   Vintage Commercials Vexari 05/16/22 03:44:18 PM
#19775   you da man Seminole Red 05/16/22 12:24:58 PM
#19774   I'm trying to keep our MGR (Minimum Groaning pos_stock_hoarder 05/16/22 11:35:56 AM
#19773   you sure get good ones Seminole Red 05/16/22 11:33:52 AM
#19772   Ah, a statistical groaner! pos_stock_hoarder 05/16/22 10:28:05 AM
#19771   Calvin the sage..... pos_stock_hoarder 05/16/22 10:21:18 AM
#19770   LOL... Gmenfan 05/16/22 08:53:53 AM
#19769   tytyty Seminole Red 05/16/22 08:42:23 AM
#19768   Nice pair of posts! pos_stock_hoarder 05/16/22 08:37:41 AM
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