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All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#17261   My grandfather came to America to gain freedom, mnfats 06/23/18 04:36:23 PM
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#17253   Funny guy. mnfats 06/22/18 02:41:14 PM
#17252   Hey **D*A** - Are you the one standing mnfats 06/22/18 02:37:42 PM
#17251   That's perfect. lol mnfats 06/22/18 02:35:41 PM
#17250   Smart move. mnfats 06/22/18 02:34:53 PM
#17249   Must have been quite a shocker. mnfats 06/22/18 02:33:48 PM
#17248   I thought you might. mnfats 06/22/18 02:32:46 PM
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#17246   LMAO!!! Gmenfan 06/21/18 07:46:44 AM
#17245   Ha! I had no idea there was **D*A** 06/20/18 09:28:34 PM
#17244   Smart ass kids... PappaJohn 06/20/18 08:50:57 PM
#17243   Oh man, good one! I think I'll pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/18 05:54:32 PM
#17242   No one is perfect! :-) pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/18 05:48:12 PM
#17241   I know em all by heart Seminole Red 06/20/18 05:40:24 PM
#17240   Not sure if I posted this before. mnfats 06/20/18 04:07:49 PM
#17239   Oldie, but goodie. mnfats 06/20/18 04:04:40 PM
#17238   When a teenage girl smiles at a boy, mnfats 06/20/18 03:54:25 PM
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#17235   I agree. mnfats 06/20/18 03:51:47 PM
#17234   I have a few of those CD's. lol mnfats 06/20/18 03:50:17 PM
#17233   That's for sure. mnfats 06/20/18 03:48:05 PM
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#17231   TOP 9 COUNTRY WESTERN SONG LYRICS Seminole Red 06/18/18 10:09:47 AM
#17230   Passrd this one along to my friends. Gmenfan 06/18/18 07:54:31 AM
#17229   LMAO!!!!! Gmenfan 06/18/18 07:51:21 AM
#17228   Gotta borrow that gem, buddy! pos_stock_hoarder 06/17/18 05:15:00 PM
#17227   He didn't quite get that extra credit he pos_stock_hoarder 06/17/18 05:14:20 PM
#17226   A small boy was asked by his teacher, mnfats 06/17/18 03:49:05 PM
#17225   Think positive. If you fall in the creek, mnfats 06/17/18 03:46:02 PM
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#17221   Me too! mnfats 06/17/18 03:21:21 PM
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#17219   My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation: mnfats 06/16/18 04:39:26 PM
#17218   Golden Oldie: mnfats 06/16/18 04:36:51 PM
#17217   I'm so old: mnfats 06/16/18 04:35:41 PM
#17216   Welcome to the U.S.A., where "Nobody believes the mnfats 06/16/18 04:33:40 PM
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