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Last Post: 6/27/2017 8:34:26 AM - Followers: 81 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 1

All are welcome to post here, but there are certain criteria to be considered an "old timer".

How do you know whether you're an old timer? Well, if you pass any of the tests below, you probably qualify.

You might be an old timer if:

1. You were ever required to buy a slide rule for a class.

2. You learned to program on punch cards because that was the only option.

3. You studied the Cuban revolution in current events class.

4. You voted in the Nixon-Kennedy election.

5. You watched the Beatles first appearance on the Ed Sullivan show live, not just in reruns.

6. You don't get asked to show your AARP card anymore to get your senior discount.

This thread welcomes old timer jokes of the general format (with apologies to what's-his-name):

If you still wonder where the yellow went . . . you might be an Old Timer.

If you forget what you're going upstairs for before you even get to the landing . . . you might be an Old Timer.

The most important rule here is to:

Have fun,
Phil



Something to keep us young:   http://playmatehunter.com/playboys-playmate-index#char_75


Old Timers Club theme song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLdUeQ9yFW0&feature=related

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#15803   https://www.arcamax.com/newspics/154/15444/1544403.gif pos_stock_hoarder 06/27/17 08:34:26 AM
#15802   :-) pos_stock_hoarder 06/26/17 03:34:26 PM
#15801   Trust me, I never hear that idiot expression pos_stock_hoarder 06/26/17 03:33:12 PM
#15800   investorshub.advfn.com/uimage/uploads/2017/6/26/whbsdz00059.jpg mnfats 06/26/17 03:05:50 PM
#15799   Maybe the ladies at FOX News should have mnfats 06/26/17 03:01:49 PM
#15798   New term for me. Makes me glad mnfats 06/26/17 03:00:28 PM
#15797   " LOL " .. !! SkeBallLarry 06/26/17 11:52:29 AM
#15796   https://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/cnfeed/zone/js/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL pos_stock_hoarder 06/26/17 10:17:53 AM
#15795   assets.amuniversal.com/d6ce2e8036590135d3ae005056a9545d pos_stock_hoarder 06/25/17 10:48:04 AM
#15794   You're now in an elite group! LOL! pos_stock_hoarder 06/24/17 04:21:49 PM
#15793   Super funny. Going to have a smile mnfats 06/24/17 03:50:28 PM
#15792   Now I find myself looking for the symbols mnfats 06/24/17 03:44:06 PM
#15791   Checking In at the Airport mr40 06/24/17 12:22:16 AM
#15790   https://safr.kingfeatures.com/idn/cnfeed/zone/js/content.php?file=aHR0cDovL pos_stock_hoarder 06/23/17 09:04:38 AM
#15789   Continue to heal and take your time manipulating Gmenfan 06/22/17 09:28:23 AM
#15788   Keep on keeping on my friend. pos_stock_hoarder 06/21/17 03:36:05 PM
#15787   Sorry I haven't posted more. Right hand mnfats 06/21/17 03:03:26 PM
#15786   Too funny. mnfats 06/21/17 03:01:41 PM
#15785   Saw that show. Still makes me laugh. mnfats 06/21/17 03:00:15 PM
#15784   That's a classic. I love it. mnfats 06/21/17 02:58:56 PM
#15783   Oh, no. mnfats 06/21/17 02:57:52 PM
#15782   Great on mr40. mnfats 06/21/17 02:56:31 PM
#15781   Good one. mnfats 06/21/17 02:55:35 PM
#15780   I have DISH. We don't get that mnfats 06/21/17 02:54:50 PM
#15779   LOL Kids pretty sharp. mnfats 06/21/17 02:53:21 PM
#15778   Sad. mnfats 06/21/17 02:50:57 PM
#15777   This must be the of the the used mnfats 06/21/17 02:50:21 PM
#15776   I agree. mnfats 06/21/17 02:47:58 PM
#15775   Thanks EZ. Needed a good laugh today. mnfats 06/21/17 02:45:35 PM
#15774   Priests Retirement Speech EZ2 06/21/17 02:32:59 PM
#15773   Thanks EZ. Says it all about the mnfats 06/21/17 02:26:17 PM
#15772   He knew it was coming and was well mnfats 06/21/17 02:23:37 PM
#15771   So sorry to hear that. I guess mnfats 06/21/17 02:21:27 PM
#15770   What kind of sick pieces of shit get pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/17 10:18:28 PM
#15769   I hope it is a hoax, there are mr40 06/20/17 08:26:59 PM
#15768   This would top news on TV and the internet. Gmenfan 06/20/17 08:21:51 PM
#15767   Clint Eastwood passed away at 87. mr40 06/20/17 08:16:33 PM
#15766   In Memory of: EZ2 06/20/17 07:35:08 PM
#15765   Sad...............thanks for the news Larry......RIP walknmannv fuzzy 06/20/17 05:21:37 PM
#15764   I'd have never guessed that Larry! LMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/17 04:42:21 PM
#15763   " I'm thrilled he got THAT wish, POSH SkeBallLarry 06/20/17 04:40:11 PM
#15762   I recall his saying that his main wish, pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/17 04:29:50 PM
#15761   Saw that on another board. So sad and Gmenfan 06/20/17 04:27:52 PM
#15760   Yes, Walk talked of passing often & met SkeBallLarry 06/20/17 04:27:38 PM
#15759   OMG - at least he passed peacefully. I mr40 06/20/17 04:25:20 PM
#15758   I doubt the old boy will agree with pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/17 04:22:47 PM
#15757   I saw this episode when it had come pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/17 04:20:34 PM
#15756   Oh man, you are totally sick. We pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/17 04:19:59 PM
#15755   https://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/3d/f6/3df6bf085062bc518696ae8c pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/17 04:18:53 PM
#15754   ROTFLMBO! pos_stock_hoarder 06/20/17 04:16:34 PM
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