The 40 yard dash (DASH)

[Nebuchadnezzar]

the bubble is in full stride.

[fung_derf]

Great job posting here numbnuts.

[fung_derf]

Has everyone been practicing their running?

[fung_derf]

Has anyone even attempted this marathon run?? I had the chance this weekend and forgot.

[waterwisp]

uuuh...no !

[fung_derf]

Was the egg hard boiled?

[waterwisp]

I recently dipsy-doodled...

...a 4.2/40 while holding an egg in a soup ladle...

...wearing flip-flops no less !

Wouldda posted but...no biggie !!!

[fung_derf]

LOL!And what is that supposed to mean? I'm sure having hurricanes has nothing to do with it?

[Burpzilla]

At least our # boardmarks has stayed strong all this time.

Cough, cough

[fung_derf]

Pretty sad when no one on the internet will get out of their chair and go run! Geez! Even the creator of this board hasn't made the effort!

[Burpzilla]

Where TF are you? We have a bracket pool going, and you are noticeably absent.

[fung_derf]

Are you posting links again?

[dropdeadfred]

test your click speed here

http://www.steriley.com/speed/

[hasher]

HOLY SHIT !!! WOOOOHOOOO!!!

[Burpzilla]

Because the REAL answer is...

so hasher could get the vaunted & desired 69 grub!

Congrats dude.

[hasher]

why is there no "all of the above" option

[Burpzilla]

What would you like...

a) Serious answer
b) Smart ass witticism
c) No answer at all

whoops scratch c

[hasher]

What the hell is this for a board???

[Burpzilla]

Excellent training for the 40-yard dash, builds power & timing

http://www.nationlocation.com/cityJumper.htm

[waterwisp]

yep, I thought about the stopping part.

That 10' chain link is a bitch, when you hit it face first at top speed.

Ouch !


waterwisp :8^)

[Burpzilla]

Lmao x 2

Yeah, no doubt Ricky runs good on grass.

[waterwisp]

Ahhh ! Maybe Ricky Williams...

...could offer some advice then !

Nevermind !


waterwisp :8^)

[fung_derf]

BTW, I tried to run it yesterday, but alas, there was a soccer game in place.

[Burpzilla]

LMAO

[fung_derf]

Or be in Wimbledon.

[fung_derf]

And prepare to stop quickly.

[Burpzilla]

Good info, but read the iBox:

"I am curious as to what kind of time I can currently run a 40 yard dash, on grass with no starting blocks."

So, before I find a tennis court, I have to score some bud.

[waterwisp]

Burpzilla, the length of a Tennis Court is 78'...

...that's Baseline to Baseline. Most courts have 21' behind each Baseline. So...

78' + 21' + 21' = 120'

120' / 3' (3'/yd) = 40yds

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There ya go ! Now go find a Tennis Court and your good to go !


waterwisp :8^)

[fung_derf]

Go to a football field.....or just run across your living room.

[Burpzilla]

I picked up that sand from your Grotto iBox.

How do I measure off 40 yards anyway? My tape measure only goes to 25 ft.

[fung_derf]

Cuz you left sand in my Ibox.

[Burpzilla]

How did you know my mother was a beachcomber? That's how she found my dad, the old crab.

[fung_derf]

I think Burpzilla did it cause he's one mean son of a beachcomber.

[Susie924]

How could you ban Droppie!!!

[Burpzilla]

Edit.

Oh, I get it now... space for lease. Carry on.

"Ever since you got back, your siggy has an annoying red X in it."

[fung_derf]

Nope.

[wildbill]

do ya have to be 40 to "dash"

[fung_derf]

Of course he's free.....who'd ever pay for him and you can't give him away.

[Burpzilla]

In football, every coach or scout judges talent based on a prospect's 40 yard time. In baseball the 60 yard sprint is run, volleyball the 20 yard sprint is measured. Whatever your sport the mechanic remain the same. Here are some key pointers to lowering your time.
http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ss14.htm

[occams_razor]

free ddf!

[fung_derf]

Geez. He is an obnoxious drunk!

[Burpzilla]

His fortune cookie told him to have a drink... you know how commanding those things are

[occams_razor]

chicken board?

[fung_derf]

Do I need to delete these or am I going to have to ban you?

[fung_derf]

Hey! Don't ruin my dash board with your lyrics! Take that back to your chicken board! This is only for the true athletes.

[dropdeadfred]

I am the eagle, I live in high country
In rocky cathedrals that reach to the sky

[fung_derf]

Yeah yeah yeah, you can climb so high and never wanna die. Sure.

[dropdeadfred]

Like a true nature's child

[fung_derf]

Are you born to be wild?

[dropdeadfred]

Did I tell you I like smoke and lightning, Heavy metal thunder